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Clips from The Simpsons - The Great Simpsina (S22E22)

"a song to take your mind off it."
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"we know down here is National Public Radio."
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"♪ Oh, the year's first peach is a juicy peach ♪"
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"Actually, we pay them for each peach we take home."
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"What the...?"
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"and my famous BLTs-- or should I say, PPPs?"
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"That way I can enjoy my massage,"
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"Initiate phase two."
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"but I'll assume we just dump the peaches like we discussed."
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"Oswald of the Occult?"
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"They never wear the hat."
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"Fine. These are the Rings of Fate."
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"I'm not exactly flattered by that."
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"Huh."
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"Ear-y Canal!"
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"into the Secretary of the Interior!"
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"I want my pot of gold!"
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"and I've almost mastered the Denver slide pass."
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"That's right, Cregg Demon."
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"Presto! Oh..."
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"♪ I should stay away, but what can I do? I hear... ♪"
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"Oh..."
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"The only magic we couldn't make was a child."
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"Oh, it's a lot less dangerous than you think."
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"You don't open the top; the locks are real."
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"'Sup, magicfreeks. Last night, for serious,"
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"into that ring-linking rabbit-yanker."
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"Hey, let me down!"
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"♪ ...Go crazy for ♪"
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"♪ The way I wind, I think it's time ♪"
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"Help me! He's going to die!"
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"Lisa, magicians hate to be rescued."
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"But why?"
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"You can put the ball back now."
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"Except... with this!"
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"the Great Simpsina!"
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"Oh, man, I can't believe we have"
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"to pick the peaches ourselves."
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"This activity is so lame I'm gonna daydream about school."
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"Damn it, a pop quiz!"
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"Aw, come on, Bart, it's fun!"
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"Well, that was kind of the same as the first time."
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"Oh! Why did I suggest this?"
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"Peach pickin' ain't so bad, long as you got"
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"Ooh, authentic American folk music,"
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"just like they play on NPR!"
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"I'm afraid the only "NPR""
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"♪ And the year's second peach is a grouchy peach ♪"
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"♪ More like a prune ♪"
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"♪ Now, the year's third peach is a... ♪"
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"How many verses does this song have?"
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"I ain't never run out!"
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"♪ Now, the year's third peach is God-fearin' peach ♪"
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"♪ Does what the good book tells him ♪"
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"♪ And the year's fourth peach is a moldy peach ♪"
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"♪ Shame on the man that sells him ♪"
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"♪ Now the year's fifth peach is a fuzzy peach ♪"
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"♪ Its kisses are quite ticklish... ♪"
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"Not bad."
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"Marge, how much do they pay us for doing this?"
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"First I work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit?!"
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"Why was I ever born?!"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"peach-aroni peach-za"
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"Come on, people, peaches!"
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"Uh, honey, on a non-stone fruit-related topic,"
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"I booked us a couples massage."
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"Ooh... couples!"
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"and make sure you don't enjoy yours too much."
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"I forget what phase two is,"
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"Affirmative."
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"I'll assume that means "yes.""
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"Roger."
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"The name's Bart."
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"Oh... mmm..."
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"Oh... Oh!"
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"Oh, screw it."
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"the half-doctors/half-hookers"
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"who solve everything."
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"Oh! What idiot put the dump so far away from where people live?"
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"Aw, man!"
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"The Horticulture Society is having its Chinese Lantern party"
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"and we've got nothing to huck!"
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"Gentlemen, I think I have the solution to your problem."
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"Where am I? This neighborhood is starting"
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"to look a little bit like Sesame Street!"
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"Wonder who's in there."
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"Could it be Oscar the..."
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"Huh?"
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"Is somebody in here?"
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"Help! I'm trapped in an alternate dimension--"
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"an existential nether space! I..."
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"All right, who sent you-- Marvin The Magician?"
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"Citywide Mortgage?"
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"I worked everything out with Nina."
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"No one sent me."
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"I just knocked on the door and it opened."
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"Uh, how'd I get from inside there to over here?"
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"Because this is a house of magic."
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"Sounds like most of the house is still owned by the bank."
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"But the rest of it is magic. Ooh..."
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"How did you do all that?"
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"Permit me to introduce myself."
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"I am... the Great Raymondo!"
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"I was once the most famous illusionist in the world,"
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"performing for pashas and potentates,"
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"Grand Dukes and Grande Dames..."
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"Who wants to hear an old man go on"
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"about bygone wonders?"
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"I do, I do!"
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"Very well."
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"But first, you should call your parents."
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"I got this phone for subscribing"
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"to Psychic Monthly,"
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"and then I cancelled the subscription."
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"Meet Ali Rudy Vallée, my musical automaton."
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"He can play all the top hits."
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"♪ Boop boop, dit-tem dat-tem, what-tem chu! ♪"
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"♪ What-tem chu... ♪"
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"Now, here's the infamous "miroir noir.""
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