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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror VIII (S09E09)

"No."
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"[Groaning] What the fudge-"
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"Jiminy Christmas! [Screams]"
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"Now, this baby is called the "Withstandinator.""
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"It can take a six-megaton blast. No more, no less."
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"Blankets, radio."
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"This is Ensign Kang reporting a cigar-shaped object moving at tremendous speed."
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"You're from two different worlds."
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"You call that prime rib? Yuck."
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"[Horn Honking]"
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"- [Both Screaming] - [Bees Buzzing]"
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"Oh, Spade, why did you put Farley in charge of the bees?"
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"Hey, buddy, down in front!"
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"We're creating a new perfect society..."
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"[All Moaning]"
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"- [Engine Not Turning Over] - [Moaning Continues]"
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"[All Shouting]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"- [Screams] - [Marge] Homie, is that you?"
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"Kinda brings a tear to your eye socket."
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"That sounds beautiful, Ned. And let me just say..."
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"my family and I share your vision for a better- Now!"
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"[Lisa] Yeah, let's go!"
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"He's crazy."
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"Hey, "Einsteen," how much for the mood pants?"
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"[Mutters] How much you got?"
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"[Whistling]"
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"Sorry, but this is a highly sophisti-ma-cated doo-wacky."
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"I was hoping to be humongous."
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"[Grunting]"
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"- Good one, Dad. - Yeah, well, Lenny said it."
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"[High-pitched] Help me! Help me!"
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"That impostor!"
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"Mom, Dad, I'm the real Bart."
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"That's just some overgrown fly with my body."
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"we'll have you back eating garbage in no time."
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"[Thunderclap]"
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"[Screaming]"
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"Mom, Dad, help! He's trying to kill me!"
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"They're like this every rainy day."
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"[Growling]"
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"[Grunting]"
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"That cost me 35 cents!"
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"[Groans] Let's come to our senses, everyone."
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"- She's the witch! - [Crowd Shouting]"
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"you will surely fly your broom to safety."
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"Doesrt the Bible say, "Judge not lest ye be judged"?"
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"[Murmuring]"
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"Okay, now, let's not jump to conclusions, everyone."
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"- Hey, you destroyed my turnip crop. - No, that was gophers."
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"Not all of them."
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"[Screaming]"
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"All right, people, nothing to see here."
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"As for the rest of you- [Cackling]"
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"Well, look who's here."
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"If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cat."
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"[Ned] Okay, come on in..."
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"- [All] Mmm. - [Children] Ow!"
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"What did you get?"
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"Dad, that's our house."
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"Hmm. No."
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"No. No."
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"I think we can do without the crack pipe."
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"Oh, hi. As the Fox censor..."
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"it's my job to protect you from reality."
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"And thanks to my prudent editing, tonight's special Halloween show..."
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"has been rated TV "G.""
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"This means there will be no raunchy NBC-style sex..."
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"or senseless CBS-style violence."
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"So sit back and enjoy a night of worry-free-"
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"Oh, for Pete's sake! [Groans]"
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"Darn it!"
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"[All Moaning]"
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"And that's how an heroic hippo became a deputy."
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"- Stupid hippo. - This just in."
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"Tensions continue to mount between Springfield and France..."
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"over Mayor Quimby's now-famous frog's legs joke!"
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"The French president has threatened swift and massive retaliation..."
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"if he doesn't receive an immediate apology."
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"- Stupid frog. - We now go live to city hall..."
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"for Mayor Quimby's response."
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"I stand by my ethnic slur!"
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"Do your worst, you filthy, pretentious savages!"
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"Homer, you know how unpredictable the French are."
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"One minute they're kissing a womars hand, the next, they're chopping off her head."
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"What if they start a war?"
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"Relax. I built a bomb shelter."
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"- That's not gonna protect us from anything! - Fine, then don't use it."
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"- I won't. - Good."
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"- I know it's good. - So do I."
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"- I'm happy for you. - You should be."
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"Oooh!"
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"Oh, a Gary Larson calendar."
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"I don't get it. I don't get it."
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"I don't get it. I don't get it."
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"I... don't get it."
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"Sacre bleu! We will show those stupid Americans..."
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"who looks like "ze" frog, eh?"
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"Ready, aim-"
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"- What the hell was that? - Calling home planet."
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"Sure, Kang, I'm writing it all down."
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"But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills."
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"Oooh, I've wasted my life."
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"It's green, moron! Earth to stupid guy. Hello?"
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"[Groans] Maybe a little friendly punching will move your ass."
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"Ha! Still got it!"
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"[Wind Howling]"
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"Geez, what's with all the dust?"
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"My God!"
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"Everyone's gone!"
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"- [Whimpers] Little Bart. - [Bat Striking Ball]"
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"- Little Marge. - [Bat Not Striking Ball]"
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"And the rest!"
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"[Sobbing]"
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"Oh, I've lost everything! I can't go on!"
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"No. No, no!"
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"I can't just wallow in sadness. It's time to laugh again!"
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"[Giddy Laughter]"
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"I'm the last man alive..."
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"and I can do everything I've always wanted!"
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