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Clips from The Simpsons - Mountain of Madness (S08E08)

"No. The promise of a new day is more than enough exhilaration for me."
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"But what kind?"
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"- [Ringing] - [Murmuring, Shouting]"
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"We gotta get outta here!"
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"[Whimpering]"
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"Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire!"
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"- Forty-five seconds. - What's our time so far?"
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"Ah. Here comes one of our fellows now."
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"So Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains..."
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"this will not be a walk in the park."
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"This will be the most arduous and backbreaking weekend of your life."
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"Each two-man team will work its way through the wilderness..."
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"- Uh, I lost my map. - You haven't been issued a map yet."
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"When you arrive at the cabin, there will be a congratulatory party..."
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"- And the last team to arrive will be fired. - [Chuckles] Uh-oh."
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"And to show that I'm not playing favorites..."
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"both Smithers and I will be participating."
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"[Quietly] Not bloody likely."
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"Thank you. Now, pair off as I draw your names."
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"Lenny and Carl."
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"Fong and Sutroy."
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"Yes. Well, frankly, you've been a bit of a pill lately."
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"Whoever it is will be paired with me."
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"as you fight for survival against the merciless forces of nature."
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"[Grunts] Mom, can Lisa and I play outside away from the bear?"
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"[Echoing] Bony old behind! Bony old behind!"
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"Ow!"
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"- Wait. What comes after 12? - One."
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"- Oh, not as such. - Neither would I."
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"I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days..."
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"Well, I say cheating is a gift man gives himself."
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"Wow. You sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns."
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"Bart? Lisa?"
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"[Projector Whirring]"
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"[Man #2 Muttering Unintelligibly On Film]"
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"We'll take the chairlift. It'll give us..."
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"Ooh!"
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"- [Lisa] Hi, Mom! - [Marge] There they are!"
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"And even then, it's sort of tricky."
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"And this doorknob, properly turned..."
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"will allow us access to the cabin."
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"No going through the window for us."
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"Please, Bart, we've gotta hurry. I can't be the last one to reach the cabin."
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"- Way richer than Lenny. - Oh, yes."
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"Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs."
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"Oh, man, you are so right."
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"Say I want that bowl of dip."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Hope that wasn't an avalanche. Be a chum and take a look-see."
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"No. There's no way out."
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"- Maybe it's one of them, uh, metaphorical things. - Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"created by our goodwill and teamwork."
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"Nah. They said there'd be sandwiches."
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"D'oh!"
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"I think when we yelled, we caused another avalanche."
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"unless it's..."
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"positively necessary."
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"This must be the cabin Burns was talkin' about."
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"We must be covered by a thousand feet of snow."
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"[Groans] I heard that one 75 years ago."
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"No, I have a better idea."
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"We could build real men out of snow."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"[All Shivering]"
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"Agreed."
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"Look at them, smug and secure in their finery..."
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"mocking us."
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"Hey, what is going on here? Who are you people?"
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"- Right here, sir, right behind the drunk. - Wait a minute."
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"Look at all these avalanches. You think they could've buried the cabin?"
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"Well, I'll tell you one thing. They didn't come here..."
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"But not in the good Las Vegas way."
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"He's truly gone mad if he's thinking that."
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"[Gasps] Stand back! I have powers!"
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"let's take a moment to humor the children."
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"We'll be dashed to pieces!"
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"Oh, Lord, protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house."
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"I'm gonna give him a piece of my- [Yelling]"
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"-"
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"## [Chorus Singing]"
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"## [Whistling]"
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"Good morning, sir. Care for some coffee?"
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"[Ticking]"
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"[Snoring]"
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"Smithers, coffee."
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"Something fun. Something the men will enjoy, like a safety drill."
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""Blimp Attack"? Ah!"
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"I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today!"
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"Hey! That's the fire alarm!"
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"Wait for me! Come on! Come on! Come on!"
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"- [Yelling, Shouting] - Get out of my way!"
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"Mmm."
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"Is it supposed to take this long?"
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"What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?"
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"I don't know, sir. This stopwatch only goes up to 15 minutes."
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"Damnation! What kind of slow coaches do I have working for me?"
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"- [People Shouting] - [Pounding On Door]"
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"I think I won, Mr. Burns."
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"Yes, you won, all right."
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"- You won more than you bargained for. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"What a disgraceful display!"
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"I've seen more orderly behavior in a Ritz Brothers film."
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"You all need a serious lesson in teamwork."
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"Maybe he does, but I don't."
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"- Hey, you take that back! - No! You take that back!"
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"Hit him, Carl! You too, Lenny!"
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"which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here."
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"- Teamwork is overrated. - Huh?"
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"Think about it. I mean, what team was Babe Ruth on?"
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"- Who knows? - [Lisa, Marge] Yankees."
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"Sharing is a bunch of bull too. And helping others."
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"And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?"
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"Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me..."
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"All right. Let me start off by telling you..."
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"I cannot overemphasize the dangers which- Did you bring your family, Simpson?"
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"Uh, yes, sir. I thought I was supposed to."
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"Imbecile! Simpson, your family will have to remain here."
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"- Oh, man! - Oh!"
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"Don't worry, kids. This is a national park. We can have lots of fun."
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"I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am."
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