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Clips from The Simpsons - She Used to Be My Girl (S16E16)

"Mom, the dog won't take his medicine."
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"Then came the heart attacks."
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"What's that rumble?"
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"In Springfield today, a sex scandal has brought in reporters from around the world."
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"The cause of all this commotion..."
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"Why won't you acknowledge our love child?!"
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"that is not my baby."
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"Look into his eyes and tell me I'm lying."
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"it seems a big shot reporter from some major news outlet"
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"Well, if it isn't local news legend Kent Brockman."
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"one of you ate health food."
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"How you solved crimes, I'll never know."
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"Mr. Mayor,"
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"but I have obtained this exclusive video tape."
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"Two things are certain--"
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"A car chase every night, or the weather girl wears a tube top."
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"Marge, I figured out a way we can get in on this Quimby lawsuit."
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"Bart, go ahead."
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"Mr. Mayor, will you answer one question?"
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"Paris?"
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"Chloe, I really admire how you got out of Springfield"
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"Oh, I'd love to."
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"Who knew?"
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"I believe it was the school's tuba."
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"These kebabs you made..."
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"Oh, Marge, I'm just being polite."
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"More."
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"Harper's Magazine."
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"Turns out he had an impacted anal gland."
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"The Talbot Report"
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"...shalom."
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"Followed by"
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"Chloe's triumphant return to her depressing little hometown:"
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"Yeah? I guess you ain't been to too many supermarket openings lately."
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"Oh, I've had a few flings."
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"Did you know back in high school that she'd be such a star?"
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"we received the school's highest award."
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"and I promise we'll travel the world..."
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"and perhaps outer space."
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"I would've followed her,"
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"This isn't what it looks like."
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"Why would Homer write his name in grime?"
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"Ah, that's better."
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"Well, I just made the bathroom floor smell like lemons."
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"Where's the award for that?"
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"I wonder what would have happened if I'd stuck with journalism."
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"Oh, honey, her life can't compare to yours."
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"You've got three kids,"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"but you're the backbone of this family."
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"That's a sweet thought, Homie."
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"Keep your dish-washing hands off the Armani!"
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"For your information,"
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"Not that you care about the ups and downs of my appliances."
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"That's it!"
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"I'm so sick of names!"
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"Ladies!"
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"There is no need to fight over me."
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"No one's fighting over you!"
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"Oh. Well, then, carry on."
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""Shiner-Be-Gone.""
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"Lisa, honey, let me explain what happened tonight."
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"Sometimes when your mom has half a glass of wine,"
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"she goes cuckoo bananas."
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"So is it okay if I go to the women's conference with Chloe?"
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"I've never disobeyed Mom before."
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"I didn't cushion your..."
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"Truly hard-hitting."
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"but I hope you're not mad at Cap'n Crunch."
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"Need a reason for strangling, do ya?"
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"It's about to erupt!"
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"I shoot wedding videos"
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"We're trapped!"
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"That's it!"
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"Okay, you go save Lisa."
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"We've gotta go now!"
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"You're a father, too."
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"So much sulfur dioxide!"
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"You're so smart, Chloe!"
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"Walter Cronkite told me the same thing."
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"Nothing's more powerful than a mother's love."
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"Don't worry. We've got two hours before it burns down to my head."
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"Barney, you saved my life."
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"But I sobered up long enough to become a pilot."
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"Is there any other kind?"
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"She's won herself a free hero..."
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"I mean the lava part,"
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"not saving Lisa."
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"Perhaps we should help."
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"Synchronization by Lord Damon"
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"Toucher un raton laveur mort n'est pas une recherche scientifique."
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"C'mon, boy. Take your pill."
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"It helps if you wrap it in a slice of cheese."
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"Homer, that was for the dog."
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"What's happened to us, Marge?"
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"It's a media circus."
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"The circus!"
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"A media circus."
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"I don't know the difference!"
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"ABC, CBS..."
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"the Christian Science Monitor has a flat tire."
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"Why, here's Fox News."
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"named today in paternity suits by 27 different women."
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"Raise this as your own."
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"This is the most exciting scandal"
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"since the Juice was on the loose."
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"The Juice is still on the loose."
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"Except this puppy."
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"Well, I'm placated, and so are all my friends in the local media."
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"I have a question."
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"Chloe Talbot, Global News Network."
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"isn't satisfied."
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"Hey, Kent, run over any more pedestrians?"
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"She's from Springfield."
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"I didn't think anyone successful came from Springfield."
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"What about that two-headed goat?"
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"Technically, he was born in Shelbyville."
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"Yes, but he came here to die."
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"One of you ate tin cans,"
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"Come on, baby, read my sash."
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