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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's First Word (S04E04)

"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"- He does not. - Maggie, can you say "Daddy"? Daddy."
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"than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.""
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"[ Thinking ] What does that mean?"
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"if Maggie doesn't talk by age one..."
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"Well, this story begins in that unforgettable spring of 1 983."
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"Ms. Pac-Man struck a blow for women's rights."
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"Chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin!"
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"Did you girls watch the last episode of MASH?"
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"Homer is what grown-ups call me."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"Mavis, Brad--"
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"[ Chuckles ] Got your nose."
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"- [ Flushing ] - No!"
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"Bart, don't you ever do that again. Understand?"
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"The baby can have Bart's crib..."
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"and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21 ."
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"Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now."
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"Ah, ah, ah. You know what I wanna hear."
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"the only houses I have in your price range..."
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"Now, here we have beautiful Hardwood floors, track lighting--"
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"[Cats Meowing]"
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"- [ Screeching ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"Dad, first you gave me life."
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"Thank you."
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"So how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old folks' home?"
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"When are we gonna get to my first word?"
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"- It was another one of my harebrained schemes. - Dad!"
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"My name's Todd. Would you be my friend?"
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"I just this minute bought it at the hardware--"
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"## [ Singing Loudly]"
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"Bart, get out!"
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"but some how I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
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"Hey, kids! [ Laughing ]"
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"you win a free Krusty Burger!"
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"This just came over the wires, Big "K.""
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"U.S. unopposed in most events." How does this affect our giveaway?"
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"Let's see."
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"[ Groaning ] Oy!"
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"I know you like clowns, so I made you this bed."
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"Now you can laugh yourself to sleep."
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"And with the East German-- [ Chuckles ]"
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"- [Gunshot] - And the Americans jump out to an early lead."
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"Wow. A baby and a free burger."
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"Could this be the best day of my life?"
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"Coming up next, an hour-long episode of Mama's Family."
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"- Enjoy the miracle of creation! - Shut up, Flanders."
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"Pa, can ya help me with my sums?"
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"a college fund at Lincoln Savings and Loan."
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"According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her."
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"From now on, the baby sleeps in the crib."
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"Everyone agreed that Lisa was a beautiful baby."
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"## [ Singing In French, Badly]"
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"Um, uh-- ## [ Starts Over]"
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"Hey, the baby just spit up."
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"who made a perfect dismount on what was later revealed to be a broken leg."
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"She has the reflexes of a young Mary Lou Retton."
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"- Have a "wowwipop." - Can I have a lollipop?"
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"Here, Bart, you can hold my beer."
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"Who's cuter now?"
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"You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Good-bye."
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"- Bart. Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart. - I'm her first word!"
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"Wow! Lisa, can you say "Mommy"?"
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"- Mommy. - Can you say "David Hasselhoff"?"
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"- Can you say "Daddy"? - Homer."
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"- Did not. - Did too."
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"I hope you never say a word."
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Maggie, can you say "ba-ba"?"
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"- Can you say "Mama"? - Can you say "get bent"?"
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"Shove it. Shove it."
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"- [ Belches ] - Did you hear that? She said "burlap"."
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"I don't think so."
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"Oh, Maggie, when are you going to talk?"
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"Well, don't push her. Remember..."
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"'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool..."
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"You better say something, or they'll think you're stupid."
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"Takes one to know one! Swish!"
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"According to Fretful Mother Magazine..."
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"we should consider a corrective tongue extender."
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"- Hey, what was my first word? - Uh, well--"
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"[Marge Snickering] Whoa!"
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"But the story of Lisa's first word is very cute."
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"- [ Lisa, Bart ] Tell it, Mom. - Yeah, tell it, Mom."
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"on the Lower East Side of Springfield."
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"Chipwich for sale!"
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"- Youse guys wanna play stickball? - Soitenly."
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"I miss-a da Klinger already."
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"####[Singing Bubblegum Pop]"
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"- Homer! - [ Chuckling ]"
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"Call me Daddy."
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"- Homer. - Daddy."
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"Da-- Da-- Da--"
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"- Yes? - Domer. [ Chuckles ]"
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"- Why, you little-- - [ Groaning ]"
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"- [ Yells ] - Aah!"
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"[Homer] Ah, he'll tire himself out soon."
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"and lived happily ever after."
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"- Then what happened? - Uh--"
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"They had 30 sons and 30 daughters."
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"- What were their names? - [ Groans ]"
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"Dennis, Brianna..."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"for scraping the barnacles off his dinghy."
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"- [Laughing] - [Audience Laughing]"
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"- Hi-yo! - [ Laughs ] Hi-yo!"
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"Got your wallet."
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"- Beep. - [ Growls ]"
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"Guess what, Homie? There's going to be..."
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"twice as much love in this house as there is now."
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"- We're gonna start doin' it in the morning? - No!"
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"- Oh. - We're going to have another baby."
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"Marge, that's--"
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"- Bye-bye, keys. - [ Flushing ]"
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"Hear that, Bart? You're going to have a little brother or sister to play with."
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"- [ Gasps ] Who did this? - Baby."
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"- Bad baby. - [ Chuckles ]"
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