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Clips from The Simpsons - Insane Clown Poppy (S12E12)

"- Yeah, it's hopeless. - I said, "Or is it?""
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"Listen, do you want the job done right or do you want it done fast?"
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"Hmm. Well, you can't argue with results."
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"Fire in the hole!"
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"It's gonna take a lot of fireworks to clean this place up."
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"Uh, honey, there's a point in every father's life..."
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"Oh, come on. Tell us how we can make it up to you. Hey, pretend it's your birthday!"
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"Anything at all. You name it. What do you want to do?"
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"Hear ye! Hear ye! One dollar off on all poetry books!"
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"Their hands were everywhere."
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"Mmm! These stigmuffins are to die for."
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"Mmm!"
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"And that key he tied to the end of a kite?"
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"Will do."
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"you can absorb books instantly by attaching this electrode to the brainpan..."
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"Finally, books for today's busy idiot."
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"Good night, cow jumping over the moon.""
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"Oh, Maya, you're a national treasure."
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"Ms. Tan, I loved TheJoy Luck Club."
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"- But- - Please, just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us."
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"Mmm."
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"Hey, this pen's gotta last me all day!"
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"Now if you could bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, yeah."
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"But I'm just a simple TV legend. Here, have a key chain."
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"No. I'm sure you're my father."
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"You met my mom during the Gulf War."
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"- Ohh. Was your mother an Israeli flight attendant? - No."
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"Oh! Oh, boy. Now it's coming back to me."
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"This is an insult to our Muslim hosts!"
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"Maybe it was the fact the Arab women weren't bitin'."
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"Whatever it was, it was magic."
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"- Oh, come on, baby. - No, not now!"
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"- No, stop! - No!"
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"No!"
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""Who-say-in's on first, lya-toll-ya's on second and-" Aah!"
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"Stupid clown!"
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"It was nice meeting you. Thanks for coming out."
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"I curse, I gamble, I pick fights with homeless people, l-"
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"- You get one trip to the beach... with my assistant. - Mmm."
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"Homer, that's not a prayer. That's gossip."
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"So how's Maude Flanders doing up there? She playin' the field?"
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"Come on, Dad. Let's go bodysurfing or boogie boarding."
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"Boy, fatherhood is one tough gig. I don't get how other guys do it."
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"Okay, that stings daddy's eyes, honey."
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"You know, Homer, I've spent my whole life entertaining kids."
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"Well, I won't lie. Fatherhood isn't easy- like motherhood-"
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"but I wouldn't trade it for anything."
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"Kid, I gotta admit."
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"You're starting to grow on me."
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"I thought I was on! When was I off? That bit about the tide pool?"
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"Hey, I know that song. My dad used to play that when I was a boy."
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"I think I'll go somewhere friendlier, like beautiful downtown Grozny."
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"Zoom!"
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"My little girl's sharp as a tack."
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"- I'm out. - Fold-o-rama."
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"- Can we make this hand high-low? - No."
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"Oh, man. I'm totally tapped. Would you consider taking my Rolex?"
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"Then I'm in and I call! Four aces!"
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"- Read 'em and- - Straight flush!"
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"Hey."
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"- No, I don't. - But I did a bad thing. I lost your violin in a poker game."
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"You gotta help me! My daughter found out I'm a jerk!"
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"- Marge, may I play devil's advocate for a moment? - Sure, go ahead."
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"Come on! Get- Get in there!"
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"D'oh! Stupid game!"
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"For a casual acquaintance like you? Absolutely."
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"If you need money laundered, just set it outside your door."
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"- You can pick it up in the morning. - Oh, hey!"
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"Did you know Fat Tony's real name is Marion?"
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"Bingo!"
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"- D'oh! - D'oh!"
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"I think we're in the clear."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Dad. That still sounds weird to me. But I'm glad we're friends again."
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"Oh, which I intentionally put in there for you."
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"Come on. How about a tune for the old man?"
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"- All right. Fair enough. - Class act."
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"Ow!"
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"# Just like Cinderella #"
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"# And that slip looks just the right size for me #"
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"# Well, my head's in a whirl because I like that girl #"
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"Shut up, Updike!"
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"Don't you two have a list of chores to do?"
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"Hey, we just took care of that dangerous melon that was threatening our garden."
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"Yeah. We're heroes. But where's our parade?"
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"All right. "Open stuck drawer.""
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"I said, "It-" Oh."
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"Homer, what are you doing?"
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"Well, like all Americans, fast. But-"
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"Oh, don't worry. You'll be sleeping in this beautiful new doghouse."
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"January 2007."
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"And now, the grand finale. "Get Lisa's jammed tape out of VCR.""
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"Hmm."
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"What's going on here?"
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"when he blows up his daughter's room."
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"Oh, yeah? You didn't blow up Maggie's room."
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"Oh, Lisa. This must be a rough time for you."
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"Do you have any friends or family you can stay with?"
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"You've ruined all my stuff."
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"- It is my birthday! - That's the spirit. Now what do you want to do?"
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"Well, the book festival starts today-"
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"Stupid Lisa."
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"Care to try a sample from my new cookbook-"
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"Someone's in the Kitchen with Jesus."
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"Oh, if you like that, you should try Mary Magdalene's Chocolate Orgasm."
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"So, Mr. King, what tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?"
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"Oh, I don't feel like writing horror right now."
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"Oh, that's too bad."
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"I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He's a fascinating man."
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"He discovered electricity and used it to torture small animals and green mountain men."
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"With my diet, you can eat all you want anytime you want."
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"- And you lose weight? - Uh, you might. It's a free country."
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"Christianity for Dummies. Mo- Moby Dick?"
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""Call me Ishmael, dummy.""
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"How did you write all these books?"
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"Duh, I don't know. Me gotta go to bank now."
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"Look, Maggie, Christopher Walken's reading Goodnight Moon."
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""Good night, room. Good night, moon."
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"Please, children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again about the scooching."
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"You in the red, chop-chop. Hmm."
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