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Clips from The Simpsons - Chief of Hearts (S21E21)

"You were in Toddle Totv together."
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"Of course you do."
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"Dylan's a..."
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"That tells me nothing!"
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"I give up!"
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"Carrot cake?"
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"Defense card. Deflecto-warp!"
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"based on an ancient religion based on a candy bar."
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"Better lie low, my sweet red friend."
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"He's got a gun!"
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"It's just a candy apple."
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"I'll serve anything but the community."
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"Sweetie, this community service detail"
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"should end around 5:00."
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"I've read that book. Maybe I could come and..."
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"the community service detail."
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"You people make me sick."
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"Whatcha packing, Simpson?"
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"And that's only if I give her the sad puppy dog look."
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"- Want a bite? - Really? You mean it?"
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"You sit down at this picnic table here"
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"There was cocaine in there."
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"Throw a jean jacket on top of these babies, and you can go anywhere."
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"Ever stop breathing when you're asleep?"
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"Send me a Christmas card every year."
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"I don't know..."
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"Sorry I was such a jerk about it."
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"Your sports team lost."
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"I'm there every day, 5:00 to 11:00."
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"Calling all units,"
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"He's not my friend."
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"He's just a nonviolent perp"
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"And you can feel good about eating here, too."
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"Because all the cooks are ex-cons getting a second chance."
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"No, you won't. Follow me."
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"Sir, I think something's going down."
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"Something big."
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"Can that be some sort of narcotics transaction?"
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"What are you asking me for?"
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"to the school's annual drug-awareness assembly."
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"Would it be okay if I ran a make on myself?"
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"You just put yourself on AMBER Alert."
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"- Any chance of a bathroom break? - Thanks a lot, jailbird."
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"But lately his behavior has taken a more sinister turn."
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"Dealing drugs?"
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"He doesn't have the math skills."
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"I know you've tried everything to keep Bart under control:"
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"It's imported, you know."
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"What if Superman decided to kill everybody?"
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"What have I told you about not using the numbers?!"
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"No. We are the police police."
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"Nobody moves, or the doughboy gets popped."
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"Is he gonna be okay?"
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"McDonald's didn't even sell them this year."
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"Clancy was there for me, and I'll be there for him."
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"You said our friendship was special."
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"And I came here every day to make sure you pulled through."
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"You're too late."
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"No, no. You do what you have to do."
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"Great. Great."
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"It should be about an imaginary meeting"
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"between Babe Ruth and Hitler."
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"But make no mention of baseball or Germany."
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"That's pretty nifty."
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"Come on, toilet."
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"If you can handle Dad, you can handle this."
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"Homer, where you been the last few weeks?"
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"Okay, maybe I lied, but you've been so needy."
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"You both jive."
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"Everything reminds me of Clancy."
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"Homer, we haven't seen the Chief in days, and we're starting to worry."
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"Any idea where he might be?"
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"I..."
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"Careful, boys. Looks like his weapon's loaded..."
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"I'm sorry, Homer."
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"before we got whacked."
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"You got it, boss."
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"That clears up a lot."
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"The flame will burn less brightly perhaps,"
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"and hassle people with the spotlight?"
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"Flanders. Wake up."
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"Take off your clothes and prepare to be raptured."
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"I don't even know if he's a boy or a girl."
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"Let me check the invitation."
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"Fish theme?"
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"They're just trying to confuse me."
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"Look, everyone, Dylan's best friend is here."
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"I hope Dylan likes trucks."
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"Lady, you don't know Dylan!"
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"Carrot cake!"
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"So moist!"
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"Battle card. Digitate!"
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"You don't know Battle Balls?"
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"It's a Japanese card game based on a cartoon"
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"It makes Digimon look like Pokémon."
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""No food allowed in bank"?"
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"He's saying he'll kill one hostage an hour til he gets what he wants."
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"He's saying he wants $1 million in unmarked bills!"
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"That would be nice."
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"- He wants to be tasered again. - Get him deep in the meat."
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"you are here by sentenced"
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"Community service?"
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"Man, that thing sure meets a lot."
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"Right, not enough chairs."
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"Well, well, well,"
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"Just my lunch."
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"Chicken parm, meatball parm,"
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"eggplant parm,"
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"shish ka-parm, angel food parm, moo goo gai parm."
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"My wife can parm anything."
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"My wife only parms on my birthday."
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"Okay, criminals, here's your assignments."
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"Brockman, you get the used condoms out of that thorn bush."
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"Krustofsky, go sort those bums by the war they were in."
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"and grab a bite with me."
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"Find your nose, funny man."
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"I won't last an hour."
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"Do you ever wear your police pants to regular things?"
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"And everything in between."
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