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Clips from The Simpsons - How the Test Was Won (S20E20)

"(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(ALL SCREAM)"
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"(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)"
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"- You're the government's problem now! - BOTH: Yeah!"
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"Absolutely. Insurance is the greatest deal ever."
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"What is it?"
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"ALL: D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!"
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"Mr. Becker has protested the move. So his group will remain the Daffodils."
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"- We're assessing you, not him. - Withdrawn."
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"It will be a rewarding day of pencil sharpening"
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"and eyes on your own paper keeping."
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"Your scores on this test will determine how much money"
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"this suck shack gets for years to come."
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"Okay, children. The answers to the standardized test"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Wait a minute!"
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"You got a perfect score."
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"Take it away, Willie!"
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"Brilliant plan to remove all the underperformers for test day, sir."
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"Why, Seymour, it seems I left my sunglasses on the bus."
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"We're hiding you in Capital City for the day so your numbskullery"
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"Guys, guys! Save it for the competition!"
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"- ID, please? - Must be in the glove box."
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""What do you mean, 'too bad'?"
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"(EX CLAIMS WITH SATISFACTION)"
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"Now I know some of you may suffer from test anxiety."
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"Oh, my God. We should've begun four minutes ago."
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"(CRACKLING)"
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"(GRATING)"
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"What? They're all equally valid."
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"You're stuck babysitting us losers, which makes you the real loser."
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"who paints houses in the summertime."
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"Hey, Skinner. Want to see our impression of you?"
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"(ALL BABBLING)"
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"We're at the corner of Cesar Chavez Way and Martin Luther King Blvd!"
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"Right now, while you're here, you can help host my book club."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"(THUDS)"
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"(RAT SQUEAKING)"
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"That is so cool. That's the kind of stuff they should teach in school."
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""and I can't stand it. I been there before.""
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"That book was awesome!"
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"Hooray! I'm a brainy outcast again!"
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"And finally, effective immediately,"
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"I'm overturning this school's ban on dancing!"
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"Footloose"
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"C'mon before we crack"
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"Everybody, cut footloose"
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"ENGLISH - US - SDH"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"(CROW CAWING)"
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"(MUFFLED SCREAM)"
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"(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)"
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"(BARNEY BELCHES)"
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"(HORN BELLOWING)"
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"(LENNY SHRIEKS)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(HONKING)"
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"- Three, two, one... Happy New Year! - Of school!"
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"- What are you doing? - It's the first day of school!"
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"(HOMER LAUGHING)"
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"Free at last, free at last!"
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"I can't believe we have to start another year of school."
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"I never learned anything at that suck shack."
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"- Who taught you that language? - A kid at school."
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"So you did learn something."
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"Homie, the insurance bill is due today. Can you make sure to mail it?"
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"If I get hurt, I get paid. And, man, do I get hurt!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Easy."
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"(MUFFLED SCREAMING)"
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"Oh!"
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"Not again!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"What a week."
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"Welcome to another school year."
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"One important note. The flower-based names of the reading groups"
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"are now barnyard-based."
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"Yeah! Where are my Dils at?"
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"ALL: (CHANTING) Go, Dils. Go, Dils. Go, Dils."
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"I never tire of that. One other announcement."
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"At the end of the month, we'll be participating"
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"- in the Vice President's Assessment Test. - He stinks!"
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"The VPAT is part of the federal government's No Child Left Alone Act."
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"So we will spend every moment of the next two weeks"
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"drilling the questions and answers into your soft little skulls."
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"BOYS: (SINGING) Shy is to gregarious"
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"GIRLS: As peaceful is to bellicose"
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"fall into 12 basic patterns."
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"Repeat after me: Accaca, dabacca, accacaca."
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"- Accaca, dabacca, accacaca. - ALL: Accaca, dabacca, accacaca."
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"Number two: Dacacca, adada, badacad."
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"- Dacacca, adada, badacad. - Dacacca, adada, badacad."
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"Biggest city in Montana!"
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"- 912 divided by six. - You can't teach this way!"
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"Yes, I can! Studies show it works."
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"- Where were these studies conducted? - Ball State!"
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"So when you take your practice test,"
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"take your number two pencil and..."
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"What kind of pencil do we take again?"
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"Number two. Take a number two."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Looks like you took a big number two."
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"Yes, quite so. As you can see, I'm holding a big number two in my hands."
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"Enjoying the weight and feel of it."
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"(MURMURS IN DISGUST)"
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"(LISA HUMMING)"
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"(LISA WHOOPS)"
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"Test day at last! Now I can show off at the federal level!"
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"Hey, Bart, on the practice test yesterday,"
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"what did you pick as the best title for the paragraph about Manifest Destiny?"
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"Slurp my snot."
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"(GASPS)"
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"I wrote "Slurp my snot" in the ovals on the answer sheet. True story."
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"Dad! Bart's throwing away his future!"
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