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Clips from The Simpsons - Children of a Lesser Clod (S12E12)

"And if you find one you like, you can pay the membership fee and enroll."
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"I know. We'll never see any of you again."
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"Worthless anger management class!"
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"Welcome to my etiquette class:"
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"I have purchased the Springfield YMCA."
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"I plan to tear it down and turn the land into a nature preserve..."
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"Hey! Hey, that's not your ball!"
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"The chase begins."
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"Boy, I am so sick of everyone assuming I'm good at basketball because I'm African-American!"
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"Three-peat! You got mail, baby!"
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"Okay, guys. I got a secret play I've been saving for the Olympics..."
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"or possibly the Final Four."
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"I'll just get down on one knee and re-tie that."
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"Eat my dust, mortals!"
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"Whoosh!"
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"But it will take plenty of time and rehab before you can go back to work."
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"Oh, you're also responsible for this hefty hospital bill."
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"We've never welshed on a- Look, a bear!"
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"Now, Homer, I want you to stay off that leg for two weeks."
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"No, they don't."
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"Mmm, everyone's having fun but me."
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"You shoo, Barney Gumble."
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"Now you're the shut-in, and I'm the hip young dude!"
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"Aw, come on. There's lots of ways to pass the time."
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"Make friends with a Chinese man."
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"Uh, Mr. Simpson, you weren't supposed to leave the home."
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"- Thank you, Ping-Pong. - My name is Craig."
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"with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog!"
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"No. That's not how you do it!"
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"Oh, it feels so good to talk to another human being!"
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"So, you think Marge could take care of Rowdy Roddy and Typhoon Todd?"
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"Hey, it was fun. My kids are sick of all my stories."
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"But they just can't get enough of me."
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"Don't tell me what I'm not doing."
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"# This world is whistles and missiles #"
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"Hello. I would like to take advantage of your baby prison."
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"- We're calling it day care. - Yes, whatever. Just take them!"
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"Aw, aren't they sweet?"
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"- Any medical things I should know about? - Yes, probably!"
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"Ah, yes, how is your day care center doing?"
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"Dad's been doing that for two hours!"
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"Okay."
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"# If that's all there is my friend #"
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"I can't remember the last time Dad sang us a torch song."
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"Yeah! Homer, I thought you were only gonna do this day care thing..."
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"You'll have children of your own someday."
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"Hey, Bart, your dad gave me this temp tattoo."
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"You have the "bestest" dad."
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"You haven't seen the real Homer. It's all burping and neglect."
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"Is that my jacket?"
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"He said it looked better on me!"
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"- Boobs! - Heinie! - Mitten!"
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"They're always laughing. Laughing at nothing."
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"Huh?"
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"Perfect for my day care permit."
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"My kids wear these hearts to remind them they are always loved."
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"Yes. Through the magic of caring."
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"- Night will come soon. - There's gotta be a way to get back at Dad."
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"Oh, tough crowd."
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"So what's in the news?"
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"Oh, right. The bus disaster-very sad."
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"Ned Flanders, Principal Seymour Skinner..."
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"- and you'll be fine. - Ah, perfect."
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"This year's winner ofThe Saint Who Walks Among Us Award-"
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"Please let me win this Lord, 'cause if you don't-"
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"Now let's take a look at Homer's wonderful work."
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"But this is the house that love built."
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"His scabby red knee became an infectious beacon ofhope."
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"Aww."
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"- I'll call. - Three nines."
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"We just spliced in some home movies. What do you think?"
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"I'll mace you good!"
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"Our children aren't safe with that monster!"
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"Yeah, keep away from him, Milhouse!"
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"An award ceremony erupted in kidnapping tonight..."
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"Now let's go to Arnie Pie in the Sky."
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"Arnie, please leave this to the police."
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"- Arnie, this is not the time! - You're not the time, Kent! You're not the time!"
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"He's jumping out of the car, Kent!"
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"He's trying to climb over the fence!"
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"All right, Fatty. Out of the pipe!"
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"Now let's all enjoy the snack table while we still have it."
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"D'oh!"
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"Tonight you can sample all of our classes for free."
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"You got that right."
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"Alley-oop."
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"Three to one. Oh, this is a high-scoring affair."
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"I came to this country in '83 by cartwheeling over Berlin Wall."
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"No giggling! It weakens the haunches!"
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"What a little angel. How old are you?"
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"- Eight. - Eight? Too old! Go home, Grandma!"
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"Lugash must go next door to anger management class."
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"Yo, boy, this class is tight. You go from "sloppa" to "proppa.""
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"- The Proper Young Man. - But the black man said-"
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"Are you accusing my husband of misleading you? Good gracious!"
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"I should bust a cap in your ass!"
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"Mmm, I'll pick, uh, Carl."
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"Lenny and Carl. I kinda like the sound of that."
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"My turn, huh? Let's see."
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"Pick me! Pick me! I got hoop dreams, Coach! I got 'em bad!"
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"- Okay. Homer! - Yes!"
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"Losers! Losers, losers, l-"
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"- You said Homer, right? - Mm-hmm."
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"Losers!"
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"I'll take Professor Frink."
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"What with the passing, and the dribbling..."
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"and my shoes made of the flubber!"
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"Now before we begin..."
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"fitness buff Rainier Wolfcastle would like to say a few words about the Springfield YMCA."
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"where I will hunt the deadliest game of all- Man!"
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"Now let's play ball!"
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"I am taking the ball and going home."
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"Whoo! You da man, Carl! I believe you can fly!"
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"Go, Carl. Go, Carl."
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"It's my birthday. It's my birthday."
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"Willie tickles the twine for two! Oy! Oy!"
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"Homer, you take Groundskeeper Willie."
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"Yes, you are. Are you a team player or not?"
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"I'm okay."
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"Homer, I'm afraid you've torn out your anterior cruciate ligament."
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