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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge vs. the Monorail (S04E04)

"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"####[Classic Cartoon Theme]"
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"## [ Singing Classic Cartoon Theme ]"
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"- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? - No."
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"The last tree held nine drums."
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"Agent Malone, Environmental Protection Agency."
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"[ Chuckling ] Oh, Andy Capp."
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"Ooh! There's going to be a town meeting to decide..."
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"Children, it's time For your history lesson."
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"- I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go... - [ Woman Screaming ]"
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"Come on, Lise. We both know how this money should..."
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"just call off your giant mechanical ants!"
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"Aah! Whoa!"
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"the whole town can be proud of."
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"of the, uh, two million dollars."
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"Don't you mean three million dollars?"
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"- to finally put out that blaze on the east side of town. - Boring!"
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"Yes, that will do. Anyway..."
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"I have been shot eight times this year..."
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"- [ Dissonant Chords ] - Whoo-hoo! Look at that pavement fly!"
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"Ho!"
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"on a stupid little street, but--"
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"[ All Chanting ] Main Street! Main Street! Main Street!"
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"The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley..."
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"and I come before you good people tonight with an idea."
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"Now wait just a minute."
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"- I give you the Springfield Monorail! - [All Gasping]"
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"Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide..."
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"It glides as softly as a cloud."
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"What about us brain-dead slobs?"
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"- ## [ All Singing ] - Once again!"
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"## [ All Singing ]"
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"I still think we should have spent the money to fix Main Street."
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"Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. I'm Miss Hoover."
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"Oh, you. [ Chuckles ]"
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"- Can it outrun The Flash? - You bet."
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"Uh, sure. Why not? Hello, little girl."
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"[ Male Announcer] Coming soon, it's Truckasaurus: The Movie..."
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"You crazy car. I don't know whether..."
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"and you did it last year, remember?"
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"- But this gentleman here clearly stands out above the rest. - Who, me?"
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"- I call the big one Bitey. - [ Groans ]"
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"I call the big one Bitey."
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"[ Cackling ]"
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"####[Orchestra]"
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"Everyone's here, from recently outed leading man Dash Calhoun..."
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"He's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old."
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"- [ Chuckles ] - [ Scattered Applause ]"
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"- What ya been up to, Lurleen? - I spent last night in a ditch."
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"Now I'd like to turn things over to our grand marshal..."
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"Mr. Leonard Nimoy."
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"- [Engine Powering Up] - All aboard!"
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"Stick your head out the window, boy. It's the greatest!"
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"Yee-haw!"
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"- [ Both Gasp ] - [ All Gasp ]"
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"- Can't you stop it, Dad? - I'm trying my best."
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"[ Riders Screaming, Groaning ]"
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"Our nonstop flight to Tahiti will be making a brief layover in North Haverbrook."
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"North Haverbrook. Where have I heard that name before?"
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"No. The world needs laughter."
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"- Are we gonna die, son? - Yeah."
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"But at least we'll take a lot of innocent people with us."
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"You need to find an anchor of some sort."
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"Think harder, Homer."
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"- Uh, Dad? - [ Screams ]"
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"Arr! Ya call that an anchor?"
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"- Dad, you're a hero. - Yes, son."
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"[Cheering]"
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"What do you mean, Your work is done?"
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"Didn't I?"
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"the people of Springfield ever embarked upon..."
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"except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper..."
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"Whoa!"
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"Aah!"
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"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"- [ Whistle Blowing ] - Yabba dabba do!"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"What do they do with these things After we seal 'em?"
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"I hear they dump 'em in an abandoned chalk mine and cover 'em with cement."
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"I hear they're sending 'em to one of those southern states where the governor's a crook."
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"All those bald children are arousing suspicion. To the park!"
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"[Grunting, Straining]"
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"- I think it's full, sir. - That's ridiculous!"
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"[ Chittering ]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"Some Boy Scouts stumbled on your little game of "hide the ooze.""
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"Mr. Burns, in light of your unbelievable contempt for human life..."
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"this court fines you three million dollars."
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"Smithers, my wallet's in my right front pocket."
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"Sold!"
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"You wife-beating drunk. [ Chuckles ]"
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"how to spend Mr. Burns's money."
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"Oh, what a boon it could be for our under funded public schools."
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"Mmm, excellent. Hello, Lisa."
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"defile what I defile, eat who I eat."
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"Hmm?"
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"nay, must be spent."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Aah! Oh!"
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"Bart, we'll do anything you want."
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"Well, I think we should spend the money on something..."
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"- Like a giant billboard that says, "No fat chicks"? - No!"
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"It looks like everyone in Springfield showed up for this."
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"- [Glass Shattering] - [Man]Ha-ha!"
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"Could this town be any stupider?"
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"Order! Please rise for the, uh, Pledge of Allegiance."
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"- Get to the money! - In a moment."
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"First, let's review the minutes from our last meeting."
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"- Get to the money! - Very well."
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"We will now hear suggestions for the, uh, disbursement..."
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"Of course. How silly of me."
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"Excuse me. We could use the money to hire firemen..."
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"Hello. My name is Mr. Snrub..."
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"and I come from, uh, someplace far away."
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