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Clips from The Simpsons - 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky (S14E14)

"'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
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"Please welcome Declan Desmond."
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"Here's a look at my work."
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"A film I made about Krusty Burger:"
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"Your customers may be shocked by my footage of you..."
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"I want to see troubled children brooding, bullies doling out what for..."
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"But in the schoolyard, cool rules."
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"Digging up dirt clods to throw at his school chums."
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"Ow!"
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"Munch mud, Simpson."
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"It's a dangerous life being a hall monitor."
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"Why don't I open a door at random?"
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"Why, look. It's typical student Lisa Simpson."
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"Hitting it off already."
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"I haven't seen such a natural pair since half sandwich and soup of the day."
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"I'll leave you two alone."
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"Hmm, Lisa, I can't help but wonder if this is a bit of a put-on."
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"Why, whatever do you mean?"
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"Whoa!"
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"So you see yourself more as a buffet-style intellectual."
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"...until one day you're 38 and managing a Barnes & Noble."
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"Or you'll grow up, slog your way through Mount Holyoke..."
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"- ...and squeeze out babies. - Stop it!"
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"Since Nelson nailed you with that dirt, no one thinks you're cool anymore."
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"So? I'll bounce back. I always bounce back."
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"What's that hood ornament doing around your neck?"
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"I snapped it off some jerk's car."
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"I've gotta steal me a hood ornament."
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"Lisa, what's bumming you out?"
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"They cancel a test or something?"
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"And because I kept my options open, I can finally do what I want."
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"Hmm, maybe I could be an expert on dinosaurs."
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"Don't do it, little girl."
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"...the majestic Milky Way..."
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"...home of a familiar blue planet we call..."
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"Who will discover the wonders that lie beyond our galaxy?"
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"Or you?"
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"That's it. Lisa Simpson, astronomer."
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"Oh, Dad, look at this one."
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"Duh!"
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"Oh. Well, where do I twist this thing to make funny patterns?"
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"Dad, that's a kaleidoscope."
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"For astronomers like me..."
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"Well, I'd like to help, I would."
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"But if I leave this observatory, another astronomer will move right in."
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"Oh, that's good narration."
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"How did you come up with that, tilt your head up?"
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"People of Springfield, I've heard your pleas."
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"...or a faded southern belle who needs the forgiving cloak of night..."
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"Look up at the stars, Springfield."
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"Now visible thanks to Springfield's latest cave-in..."
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"...next week we'll get to see the Deadly meteor shower."
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"Named after its discoverer, Professor Artimus Deadly..."
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"The last time those meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire."
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"Sounds like some bad eggs are cooking up trouble."
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"Mm... Bad eggs."
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"This is great. It's darker than a French chick's armpit."
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"That bird touched my car."
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"I park your car the way Mama used to do."
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"You're gonna depreciate a Mafia don's car?"
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"Oh, I don't know how you keep getting past Security."
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"I made a note on your card in my Rolodex:"
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"Thank you, Fat Tony. Thank you."
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"You know, Bart, I really like spending time with you."
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"No. You might hit a made man."
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"And you ain't that gorilla from the zoo."
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"- Eh. - Eh."
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"No one's ever won Moe's drink-a-gallon-of-gin challenge."
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"And no one ever will."
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"Hey, what happened? It's bright in the middle of the night."
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"The mayor turned the street lights way up."
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"Boy, this light has really screwed up the animals."
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"Forget it. It's so bright out, you can't see anything in the sky..."
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"No, I got my eyes on the prize."
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"Darkness. And we can get it if we work together."
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"Your assistance..."
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"And all the power comes from here."
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"Aw, my baby's first words."
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"Uh-oh! All the lights are out. You better get the entire force working on this."
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"- But, chief, we are the entire force. - Okay. We gotta start recruiting, Lou."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"There they are! There they are!"
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"Who am I, Abe Lincoln?"
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"I wish Jimmy the Snitch could see this."
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"Oh, great glayvin in a Glad bag."
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"I may be able to prove the existence of life in outer space. Ha, ha."
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"- Nicely done, Lisa. - Thanks, Mom."
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"Perhaps they never will"
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"A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary."
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"Right. Let's go to Moe's."
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"The Simpsons"
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"Before we begin, may I remind you, school computers are not to be used..."
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"...to access PrincipalSkinnerStinks.com, SkinnerSucks.org..."
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"...or ShaveThisSkinner. edu."
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"A documentary filmmaker whose works include Lost Luggage, Shattered Lives..."
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"...and Upskirt Dreams."
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"Thank you. Now, when you think of documentaries..."
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"...you probably think of the Maysles brothers and Barbara Kopple."
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"Well, they're not good enough to wipe my lens."
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"Do You Want Lies With That?"
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"Does it bother you that Krusty uses mad cow beef to save money?"
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"Aren't you ashamed to lend your likeness to substandard food?"
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"Look, I give people a meat-like burger and some kind of cola..."
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"...and they still get change back from their 50."
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"...stapling together abandoned, half-eaten burgers."
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"Powerful. Now he's gonna make a documentary..."
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"...about Springfield Elementary..."
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"...which I assume will be glowing and positive..."
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"What about us cool kids? Should we just chill out?"
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"You're doing great."
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"Stay with the dink."
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"And Springfield's Machiavelli of the monkey bars..."
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"...is one Bartholomew Simpson."
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"On today's royal agenda:"
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"I chuck them at nerds, girls I like. Whatever."
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"I'm telling."
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"And in a flash..."
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"...Bart's glory has gone the way of England's masculinity."
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"When you leave home in the morning..."
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"...you may be kissing your dolls goodbye for the last time."
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