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Clips from The Simpsons - Yokel Chords (S18E18)

"I've got Grampa's medication."
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"I've gotta deliver you!"
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"under my face."
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"Stanley, Stanley, no degree."
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"One day,"
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"A delectable little dish"
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"called kids' head soup."
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"What happened to Dark Stanley?"
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"And just when you think he's done,"
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"to harvest heads for his soup of sorrow."
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"appreciate you letting me"
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"would drop so low, we'd lose all federal funding."
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"county, and local funding."
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"Yes, we're not very good at anything."
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"I just, we don't, um... ...you're not,"
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"How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?"
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"For a gift card from the Gap?"
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"She might"
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"Less uptight?"
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"Hey, kids!"
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"The plow done birthed a girl-critter!"
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"Birthday!"
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"I told a scary story."
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"Level 1 complete."
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"Yes!"
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"to begin your education"
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"is to get you some exposure to the wider world."
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"and ride the Ferris burp"
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"in the parking snot."
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"You go sleepy-sleepy now!"
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"Did, uh, did you get his wallet?"
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"And guess what?"
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"- A clown? - No, a..."
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"Ka-ching!"
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"And then I had this dream that my whole family was just cartoon characters,"
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"but our time is up."
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"Huh?"
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"He just stands there."
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"Looks good!"
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"Put your hands together for the Sharecropper Showstoppers,"
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"I have eight teeth Going on seven teeth"
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"This show just perpetuates the stereotype that all yokels are hicks."
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"Stephen Sondheim."
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"Hmm, complex harmonies,"
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"Bart, honey,"
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"And they were too young, and not ready for a kid to screw up their lives."
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"The Simpsons 18x14 (JABF09) - Yokel Chords -"
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"Marge."
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"Come with me, Marge."
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"Help me think of new nursery rhyme-themed titles for my thrillers."
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"Ooh, how about "Little Bo Peep"?"
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"That's great."
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"A clue could be her sheep."
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"Marge, the real mystery is why we're just talking"
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"I overslept!"
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"The family can't start the day without me."
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"Relax, baby."
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"While you were dreaming of me and calling me James,"
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"I took care of everything."
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"Oh, Homie, you woke up early?"
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"Eh, stumbled home at dawn, same diff."
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"Now, don't worry."
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"I packed everyone's lunches and sent"
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"them off into the world."
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"What kind of lunch is this?"
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"A drawing of a sandwich."
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"Abe, pull over!"
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"You're not the driver!"
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"Shut up, pizzas!"
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"Oh... no lunch for me."
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"Unless I "scare" one up."
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"Hey, guys, remember to stick together."
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"Today is the anniversary"
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"of the Dark Stanley murders."
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"Tell us all you know."
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"All right,"
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"imagine I'm holding a flashlight"
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"Years ago, Stanley DeGroot"
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"was a cook here at the school."
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"All the kids made fun of him"
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"Stanley picked up a cleaver"
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"and put a new entrée on the menu."
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"Needs more girl."
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"They hanged him for murder and"
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"buried him in an unmarked grave."
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"When they came back the next day,"
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"the whole cemetery was missing!"
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"They say Dark Stanley makes"
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"your skull into a toilet"
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"and wee-wees into it."
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"Dark Stanley takes your skin"
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"and makes footy pajamas."
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"Nobody pajamanates my skin."
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"This is the very spot"
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"where Dark Stanley comes"
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"Why aren't you a-scareded?"
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"Oh, Dark Stanley would never dare attack"
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"Dark Stanley's here."
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"Murther!"
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"Well, Seymour, I certainly"
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"store my collection of antique"
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"cologne bottles in your office"
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"while they recarpet my condo."
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"It's quite a collection"
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"and, I assume, irreplaceable."
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"You assume correctly."
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"Seymour,"
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"Gary."
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"Simpson, I know you're behind this."
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"Well, you are going to get some counseling"
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"from our school psychologist."
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"Dark Stanley's going to eat my brains!"
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"Or from a qualified professional."
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"I'll bring those wee ones back dead or alive."
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"Not dead."
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"Ah, ya never let Willie be Willie."
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"...Zimmerman, Zorx, and..."
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"Zzyzwiski."
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"All right, you heard him."
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"But we don't go to school."
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