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Clips from The Simpsons - The Saga of Carl (S24E24)

"It's been a brilliant night of women's tennis"
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"and Strakova-Mishtnupetrateva."
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"Are you gonna walk upstairs and ask her?"
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"With homicidal honor, they rampage for peace."
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"Planet power!"
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"Pill attack! Actual sword attack!"
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"Ki-Ya... Ki-Ya..."
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"Damn it."
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"You did it, baby."
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"told me how stupid it is to play the lottery."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you didn't buy our weekly ticket?"
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"Are you nuts? You can't win if you don't play."
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"My number's 22."
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"No one knows why."
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"Oh, my gosh. We won."
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"We won the Springfield Lottery."
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"That's 200 grand. That's 50,000 bucks each!"
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"I'll cash the ticket. Homer, Homer, you get the food."
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"I'll get mini Dumpsters of wings from Garbage Wings."
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"And, Lenny, you get the drinks."
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"I'm so happy."
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"I'm so happy."
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"Oh, uh, I guess Carl ain't back yet from cashing in the ticket."
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"I wonder what's keeping Carl."
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"I'm glad we're the kind of people"
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"The power of friendship is so amazing,"
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"By good old Carl!"
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"Guys, I think we might need a new song."
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"and scoop him into the urinal trough"
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"at the Gathering of the Juggalos!"
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"His travel neck pillow's gone from its pedestal."
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"I was gonna be one of those guys"
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"Hot sauce suspenders, hot sauce pajamas."
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"Or you. Or you."
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"It's the ultimate screw-over."
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"Maybe he had a good reason"
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"He said he went home, and his passport is gone."
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"What country is he from?"
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"We talk about guy stuff."
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"You know, guy stuff."
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"Man!"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Try this."
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"Hmm."
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"natural wonders in Iceland."
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"I guess that's where Carl's from."
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"Ice-land?"
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"Iceland keeps the most detailed family records"
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"of any country in the world."
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"then that's where our money is!"
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"I'll miss you."
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"We're broken. We're pretty broken."
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"all the way to the very edge of the bed?"
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"I've already taken care of that."
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"I can't wait to see the smile on Carl's face"
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"Hey, Lenny, when are you gonna wise up?"
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"It's funny. That's pretty good."
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"Hey, Vikings, it's still pretty damn cold!"
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"Excuse me, uh,"
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"His family has been hated for 1,000 years."
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"very judgmental and very nosy."
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"The enemy invaded,"
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"22 Hjorleifsstrati."
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"So that's why 22 was Carl's lottery number."
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"Well, then we'll just have to wait for him to come out."
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"I wish I had something to look at."
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"Return with full tank of gas, check."
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"Ah, damn it, we lost him!"
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"It's no use."
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"I gave you the ultimate screw-over."
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"But that saga had a missing page."
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"Oh, yeah... a page was torn out."
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"I took the lottery money to buy that page"
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"Why didn't you just tell us?"
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"their hopes, their dreams."
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"We are just guys who sit next to each other at a bar"
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"and talk about... ugh... guy stuff."
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"So all those years of hanging out meant nothing?"
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"to kill Carl!"
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"it's always a good show."
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"Hey, hey, hey, Lenny, forget him, forget him!"
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"Please, give it back! Please!"
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"guy stuff."
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"really going to make you feel good?"
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"But how can we learn to read ancient Icelandic?"
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"it's better for me not to sleep."
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"Thorn?"
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"You can't not do it!"
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""...weapons which they immediately"
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""The Carlsons then let the barbarians in the back gate"
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""and the volcano-ing of the village elders."
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"Carl's family was even worse than people thought."
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"Attention, everyone in Iceland."
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"No."
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"that makes you really look like you know what you're doing."
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"he doesn't take the extras home with him."
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"Carl Carlson is our friend,"
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"The many small kindnesses of Carl Carlson"
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"Ai. Ai."
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"that is guy stuff."
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"To nothing!"
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"with Petrevkova narrowly edging Mashakova."
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"We take you now to doubles action"
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"between Pavlyuchenkeka-Vilnikova"
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"To me, it's legs versus boobs."
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"What the...?"
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"Change the channel?"
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"But I'm watching soft-core tennis."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"It's our favorite show."
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"in darkest Transylvania come helpful hell-spawn."
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"You like this now?"
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"What about Planet Jackson and the Earth Brigade?"
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"Dad, we don't watch that show anymore."
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"It's for babies."
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"Kung Fu Werewolf chop! Blob Jitsu kick!"
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"Stop it. No Karate Monsters at the dinner table."
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"It's Ki-Ya Karate Monsters."
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"Samurai shampoo blast!"
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"No Karate Monsters in the bathtub."
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