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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Gets an Elephant (S05E05)

"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"[ Items Crunching ]"
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"Hmm, underpants."
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"Hmm?"
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"- Wanna come with me, Daddio? - I'd love to, honey..."
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"We're going to clean the whole house from top to bottom."
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"- [ Gasps ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"I think you'll find that escape is impossible."
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"I want you to throw away these old calendars and TVGuides."
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"[ Laughs ] Shazam."
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"Hey, Clinton, get back to work."
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"[ Popping, Squeaking ]"
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"[ Straining ]"
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"- Nothing. - Then stop screaming so loud."
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"Okay. [ Quieter Screaming ]"
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"[ Deejay ] And that was ''Take This Job and Shove It. ''"
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"[ Laughs ] or a really stupid prize."
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"- [ Clock Cuckoos ] - [ Deejay "1 Laughs ] Well, let's make that call."
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"[ Rings ]"
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"They stole our uniforms, guns and Tasers!"
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"- Hello? - I won! I won!"
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"[ Bill Laughs ] A full-grown African elephant."
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"He's taking the elephant instead of the money."
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"- Don't whisper into the mike. - [ Clears Throat ] Kid, the elephant's a gag prize."
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"No, wait! We'll call you back."
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"Well, they will."
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"- You don't want us to get fired, do you? - Eh, either way."
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"We think we know how your mind works, Bart, so how 'bout this?"
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"We pay your principal $1 0,000 to pull down his pants..."
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"Okay, okay. What if we use the 1 0,000 to surgically transform Skinner here..."
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"Well, now wait just a minute. That wasn't discussed with me."
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"- Hey! - Whee!"
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"I love that. Reminds me of elephants."
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"Where's my elephant? I know that's what I've been asking."
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"[ Electrical Crackling ]"
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"with angry calls and letter bombs."
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"[ Man ] Hey, hey, how about that weather out there?"
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"Don't praise the machine."
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"[ Trumpets ]"
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"[ Chuckles ] It does look like Al Gore."
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"Oh, he smells worse than anything."
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"Hey, you, elephant! Lift me up on your back, man. Whoo!"
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"[ Marge Gasps ] Bart!"
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"Oh, everything's cruel according to you."
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"- [ Chomps ] - [ Muffled Yelling ]"
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"[ Grunts, Breathing Heavily ]"
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"[ Crunching ]"
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"[ Grunts ] I think you're taking unfair advantage of my generous offer."
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"- Shut up! - [ Stampy, Labored Breathing ]"
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"He can't just eat peanuts, Dad. He needs plants to live."
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"[ Silence ]"
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"Good night, Stampy."
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"[ Bart Sighs ]"
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"[ Yawns, Grunts ]"
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"Thanks, bud. Appreciate it."
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"Wait a minute. This gives me an idea."
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"Mm, here's a better sign, Dad."
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"- [ Grunts ] - Your kid flew five feet."
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"Yeah, well, you'd be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat..."
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"[ Humming ]"
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"[ Vehicles Departing ]"
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"Yes, but we paid you four dollars."
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"Under our new price structure..."
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"Now, you've already paid me four dollars..."
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"Well, it is and it isn't, if you understand what I mean."
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"He likes peanuts."
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"Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant."
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"Thousands of acres of simulated African savannah."
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"Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer."
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"His boots are ivory. His hat is ivory."
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"And I'm pretty sure that check is ivory."
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"than a guy whose ivory supplies are low."
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"- Mr. Blackheart? - Yes, my pretty."
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"Don't worry, Son. I'll get you a new elephant."
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"- I'll take that one too. - Done."
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"- [ Grunts ] Stampy! - [ Trumpets ]"
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, it's the four elephants of the Apocalypse."
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"Mom, Dad, Bart and Stampy are gone!"
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"Oh, stupid tornado!"
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"It got Patty and Selma."
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"- [ Trumpets ] - [ Men ] Whoa!"
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"Wiggum. Yeah, right, buddy."
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"Liquor store robbery, officer down. Sure."
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"[ Trumpeting ]"
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"Many of you thought it would never happen..."
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"but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it."
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"- But now, we-- - [ Trumpets ]"
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"Stampy! Stampy, where are you, boy?"
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"[ Woman On Speaker] These prehistoric creatures blundered into the tar pits..."
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"which presered their skeletons in showroom condition."
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"Mm. Huh?"
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"Son, you're okay!"
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"And you led us to the precious ivory."
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"and made your teeth into piano keys?"
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"- Dad, you're sinking! - Huh?"
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"I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out."
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"Mm. [ Gurgling ]"
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"- Dad! - Homie!"
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"And I owe it all to this feisty feline."
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"I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy..."
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"All right. We'll give the stupid elephant to the stupid animal refuge."
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"[ Both ] Yea!"
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"[ Groans ] This is just what happened at the caramel factory."
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"- [ Grunting ] - Mmm, caramel."
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"So long, Stampy."
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"I know you're gonna like it here. No, Stampy, no!"
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"- [ Roars ] - Whoa! Whoa, boy!"
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"Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat."
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"Oh, I think he is."
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"- Stop that, Mr. Simpson. - [ Grunting ]"
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"[ Birds Chirping ]"
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"[ Grumbling ]"
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"Bowling ball. More underpants."
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"- [ Both ] Hi, Mom. - Hi, Mom."
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"After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine."
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"We got a tip from a six-year-old that there's a dead Martian down there."
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"And I'm going to the park to jam with the Little White Girls Blues Quartet."
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"but Daddy has to go to a beer-drinking contest today."
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