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Clips from The Simpsons - Puffless (S27E27)

"D'oh!"
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"♪ The Simpsons 27x02 ♪ Puffless Original Air Date on October 11 2015"
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"Why does visiting my family always have to be so hard?"
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"Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me."
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"Homie, I feel about my family like you felt about that car."
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"All right, but remember the signal."
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"she doesn't slip and hit an artery."
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"♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪"
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"No one said there'd be music."
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"Five terabytes."
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"of Teotihuacán's pyramid of the sun."
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"Huh? Walking, walking."
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"Stopping, walking, walking..."
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"Oh, I sure miss Dad."
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"How did Grampa Bouvier die?"
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"and it was something people were ashamed to say at the time,"
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"is that he died of lung cancer."
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"You're so fat!"
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"Time for beddy-bye."
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"Or is it your back?"
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"In this house Maggie is safe."
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"Eh, what's the penalty for driving a tractor drunk"
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"Got that."
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"Anyone here to get an ambulance license?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Me, too-- this is a hospital."
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"Me, too. I also hate it when they agree."
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"On our couch."
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"I've got a hot curling iron!"
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"Ooh, well, then come here, you."
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"She has a very fatty septum."
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"But it doesn't have to ruin our fun."
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"Don't you ever knock?"
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"Aah... ah! Get out of here, go away!"
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"Whoa! What the hell?"
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"needs a Zoloft or two."
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"Who am I kidding?"
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"is the one who's always been there for me..."
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"You've got me."
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"For the rest of your life I'll be the first thing"
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"Hmm, looks like I have a choice to make."
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"Apologizing."
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"And I want you to know"
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"Throw the ball."
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"Okay, how about I throw the ball?"
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"Oh, well, there goes our dinner."
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"I said what you wanted to hear!"
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"It's edgy."
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"Shh!"
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"Nocturnal cravings."
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"A positive ultrasound."
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"A baby."
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"An astronaut baby."
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"Hey. Oh, have you ever turned on a TV?"
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"It's my mother's birthday."
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"And you only turn 80 once."
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"Or, in the case of most people, no times."
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"Now, put your good clothes on."
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"I'm already in a dress and pearls, and I'm eight years old."
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"Can't we go to her 81st birthday?"
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"That's the big one."
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"Never did, not even when I had hair and a future"
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"and a bitchin' Pontiac GTO."
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"Where is that car, Homer?"
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"I went to a music festival,"
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"and I couldn't remember where I parked it."
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"No one loves a person that much."
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"Please go, for me?"
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"If I tug my ear, it's time for us to leave."
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"I'm switching to my left ear"
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"because of what happened last time."
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"Your grandmother knit this for you,"
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"so act like you wear it all the time."
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"She has a juice box."
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"Why can't I have a juice box?"
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"Because when she sticks in the straw,"
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"Oh, I'll never have juice."
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday, dear... ♪"
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"♪ Mom ♪ ♪ Grandma ♪"
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"♪ All of the above ♪"
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"Thank you."
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"Jacqueline, I took the money I usually give"
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"to con artists and preachers and bought you these flowers."
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"Except a rich man flaunting his wealth."
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"The one thing I can't beat-- competition."
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"Oh, Jacqueline, I fell in love with you"
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"the moment I came down with dementia."
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"So to win your heart, I got you an old-fashioned music player."
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"Meh."
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"Mr. Yo-Yo Ma."
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"There's always room for cello."
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"I know when I'm licked, Burns."
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"She's yours."
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"Um, not interested."
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"I just don't want you to have her."
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"Wow, that's the meanest thing I ever heard,"
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"Whee!"
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"Hey, you two, quit having fun."
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"Trust me, nothing I've done today has been fun."
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"Hey, hey, the plastic's here for a reason--"
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"to keep the couch clean."
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"Watch and learn, boy."
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"Voilà, now I take a simple napkin and..."
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"Who's ready to see some slides of us as teenagers?"
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"Here are the slides."
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"Oh, just one box."
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"That's over 50,000 carousels of family fun."
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"Here's us walking up the steps"
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"Walking, walking, stopping, walking."
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"Walking, walking, walking. Ooh."
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"Hmm. Stopping, stopping."
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"Oh. Walking, walking,"
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"walking, walking, blister-popping."
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"We're here to watch old photos, not reminisce."
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"Walking, walking..."
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"No one's ever told us."
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"You know what, I actually don't know."
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"Girls, I'm afraid I didn't tell any of you for a reason."
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"Mom, how could you know that and still let us smoke?"
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