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Clips from The Simpsons - The Last Temptation of Krust (S09E09)

"What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals."
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"Well, maybe if he had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him."
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"[Groans] Look, Homer!"
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"but also for doctor's appointments, dental checkups..."
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"visiting elderly relatives, haircuts and shoe shopping."
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"Well, we have a brown shoe."
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"Did you hear that, kids? Brown."
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"Ew."
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"- [Sighs] - [Cracking]"
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"It's not enough to want a cracker."
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"- Perfect, you'll grow into them. - When?"
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"Excuse me, ma'am. Do you like to laugh?"
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"Now, that's a fight I wanna be a part of."
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"[Laughing]"
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"[Continues Laughing]"
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"And he is so funny you could plotz. At least according to his press release."
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"Charity, eh? What's my cut?"
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"[Grunting] All right, I'll do it."
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"and you're payir for it the rest of your life."
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"- I don't get it. - Dad, the zebra didn't do it."
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"Hey, hey, it's Krusty the Clown."
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"Hey, hey! Uh- [Chuckles]"
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"It's you, right?"
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"[Coughs] Oh, good Lord."
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"Plus, I got this new boyfriend."
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"You know how it is when you're kissing a guy with a tongue stud."
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"It's time for something special. The man Spencer Tracy called..."
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"TV dinner jokes? Ooh!"
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"[Groans] What's he gonna do next, the flapping dickey?"
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"Hey, hey!"
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"[Chuckles] Hey, Krusty, great set."
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"We both agreed. You killed."
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"Really? Lisa, huh?"
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"Yeah, the acoustics. That's what it was."
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"[Scoffs] That guy cheapens our whole profession."
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"[Laughing]"
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"No, five minutes to get your stuff and get out."
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"Where is that stinkir monkey?"
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"It's about time. Give me those reviews."
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""Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception.""
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""The only exception was the embarrassingly dated humor..."
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"Look at my life. I'm talking to a monkey and a-"
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"You can be so cruel when you're sober."
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"He said there's no shame in their forbidden love."
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"Beep, beep. Clear the couch. It's Krusty time."
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"[Announcer] And now, here's Krusty."
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"[Cheering]"
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"filling in for Krusty the Clown who didn't come in today."
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"It seems a local moron threw his clock out the window."
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"We'll tell you why right after this."
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"Not you, you imbecile."
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"Yes, I was drinking gasoline, Mother."
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"That's one of your posters. I got all the Krusty stuff."
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"All these years, I should've been working on my act..."
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"Now I'm just a tired old hack."
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"- Here. Quick, use my Krusty Eye Wash. - No, not on your life."
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"[Bart] Thanks for coming, Jay. Krusty really needs help."
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"Oh, no question."
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"Oh, yeah. You mean like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters..."
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"and they're still covered with schmutz?"
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"And maybe lose the "me so sorry" bit."
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"Hey, whoa, whoa. Let's not tamper with a classic."
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"I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown."
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"- [Grunts] - Thank you, thank you."
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"Oh, well, that makes sense."
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"Thank you for coming."
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""Runners whom the race outran..."
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"'Cause comedy ain't funny anymore."
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"Instead of time-tested jokes about women drivers and doctor bills..."
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"reading typos from the Ralookaville Rost."
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"- This is supposed to get you a husband? - [Laughing]"
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"The last angry clown, the man who spews truth from every orifice..."
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"The got poor Vincent Price floatir around on a toilet cake..."
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"would eat at Der Wienerschnitzel."
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"It's my allowance, Mother, and I'll burn it the way I want."
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"Oh, knock it off, Homer. You're the fattest one in the car."
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"But you're out there on the edge. You're doir it for the sheer thrill."
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"a free, fully-loaded Canyonero."
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"No! Take your corporate blood wagon and get the hell out."
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"- What did you do? - [Gasping]"
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"The Canyonero combines the smooth handling of a European sports car..."
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"It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out."
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"##[Man Singing]"
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"- ##[Singing Continues] - [Whip Cracks]"
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"##[Singing Continues]"
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"- ##[Singing Continues] - [Man] Hyah!"
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"- ##[Singing Continues] - [Whip Cracks]"
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"- ##[Singing Continues] - [Whip Cracks]"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"[Both Groaning]"
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-it-all."
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"Excuse me, Marge."
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"Oh, rats. Talk about bad luck."
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"I forgot to wear socks today. Guess I can't try those on."
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"Yeah, no problem. You can wear the store sock."
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"[Grunts] Would you mind lacing 'em up, kid? I have a bad back."
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"Hey, if you didn't want to tie shoes, you shouldn't have become a shoe salesman."
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"That's where you're wrong, pal."
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"You have to earn it."
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"Mom, these are at least two sizes too big."
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"Oh, you're both way overdue for a spurt."
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"[Laughing] Oh, yes."
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"As long as it's tasteful."
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"And never at someone, or with, and not-"
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"Well, then you'll love our comedy festival. It's for a good cause."
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"Hey, somebody screwed up bad."
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"You've got all these big comics lined up for your show, but there's no Krusty."
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"- Who? - Krusty the Clown."
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"Funniest man alive, prince of pies..."
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"- the sultan of seltzer? - Excuse me, sir. Do you like to laugh?"
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"- Yeah, just joking. l-I'm Jay Leno. - Oh."
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"- So what can I do for you, huh? - Well, if you're running the show..."
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"how could you leave out Krusty the Clown?"
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"Ah, Krusty the Clown? That takes me back."
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"- Didrt he die in a grease fire? - No, he's alive."
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"Nothing? I make more than that takir a "schwitz.""
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"Hey, hey, happy birthday! [Chuckles]"
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"- He seems reluctant. - Tell him it will count towards his community service."
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"[Groans] Boy, swipe one pair of Haggar slacks..."
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