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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart vs. Thanksgiving (S02E02)

"-Now I know how the Pilgrims felt. -What?"
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"If you build a balloon for every cartoon character..."
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"It's a tribute to the women who made our country great."
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"Would you like to contribute something to it?"
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"And now, get set for our fabulous halftime show..."
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"-Dad, let's get out of here. -What's your hurry?"
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"In the Silverdome, now ablaze with flashbulbs..."
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"A stadium's too big for flash pictures to work, but nobody cares!"
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"Lisa, my goodness. That's very impressive."
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"I couldn't tell you. It was a labor of love."
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"...except for solar, which is a pipe dream."
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"-Amen. -Worst prayer yet."
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"I poured my heart into that centerpiece!"
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"You can come down to dinner when you're ready to apologize."
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"And it's going to be a real apology in front of everybody."
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"Mr. Burns? Base command."
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"The intruder is a young male, age 9 to 11."
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"My soul carved in slices By spiky-haired demons"
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"So every year on one lone, conscience-salving day..."
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"-I wouldn't feel weird. -I'm comfortable with it."
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"Can you think of a reason why he ran away?"
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"Goodbye. I'm sure Bart will be back."
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"-It's your fault I'm bald! -Sorry."
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"He's got Simpson in the open."
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"...and maybe it's my fault. I failed to take his abuse with humor."
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"Hey, Lisa! It's me, Bart!"
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"The only reason to apologize is if you look..."
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"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
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"Stop fighting with your sister!"
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"-She took my glue! -It's not yours! This is family glue!"
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"Stop it! This is Thanksgiving!"
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"So glue friendly, or I'll take your glue away!"
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"This isn't about glue."
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"He only wants the glue because I'm using it."
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"-Oh, yeah? Prove it! -Here."
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"Hey, man, I don't want your stupid glue."
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"Here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J. Moose."
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"Bullwinkle's antler's sprung a leak."
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"Bullwinkle got a taste of his own medicine."
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"-He certainly did, Bill. -Wait, what did--?"
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"-Did that make sense? -Not really, Bill."
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"-Who the hell is that? -Bullwinkle."
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"-Who's that? -Underdog. Don't you know anything?"
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"They should use cartoons made in the last 50 years."
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"This is a tradition."
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"...you'll turn the parade into a farce."
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"Maggie! I'm about to unveil my centerpiece."
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"See, there's Georgia O'Keeffe, Susan B. Anthony..."
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"...and this is Marjory Stoneman Douglas."
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"She worked her whole life to preserve the Florida Everglades."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"-Honey, you're in the way. -Can't I help?"
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"Well, okay. Can you do the cranberry sauce?"
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"Yeah! Where is it?"
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"-The can is in the cupboard. -Here?"
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"-No, the other shelf. -Got it. Now what?"
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"-Open the can. -Where's the can opener?"
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"It's in the second drawer from the right. No, no, the other one."
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"Oh, I got you."
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"It's broken, Mom. Mom, it's broken."
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"Mom, it's broken Mom, it's broken"
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"I don't think that it's broken. Here, let me try."
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"Here you go."
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"Just stick it in the refrigerator when you're done, Bart. Bart?"
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"Those silver-and-blue guys are the Dallas Cowboys."
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"He wants them to lose by less than five points."
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"Kogen's got Wolodarsky open way down field. Oh, what a hit!"
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"-Yeah, he's out cold, Gil. -Yes."
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"They'll feed him dinner through a tube."
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"Hope they can fit a turkey in there."
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"-Homer, you should pick up Grandpa. -Halftime, Marge."
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"Here comes the cavalry."
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"-You promised to be nice to my sisters. -I know, I will."
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"-You brought food? -Just a few things. Swedish meatballs."
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"-And my trout almondine. -You knew I was cooking a turkey."
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"-Which is fine. -More power to you."
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"Some people find your turkey a little dry."
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"Now they'll have an option."
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"Hi, Patty. Hi, Selma."
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"It's good to see you. Gotta pick up my old man! Bye!"
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"-So insincere. -How does she put up with him?"
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"...featuring the young go-getters of Hurray for Everything!"
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"I love those kids! They got such a great attitude!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Hurray for Everything..."
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"...invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere..."
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"...the Western hemisphere! The dancing-est hemisphere!"
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"...I have happy news."
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"These people have relatives who wish they could be here:"
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"Antonowski, Conroy, Falcone, Martin, Thorsen, and Walsh."
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"Oh, and Mrs. Spencer, you too."
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"Oh, I knew they wouldn't forget me."
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"-This place is depressing. -Hey, I live here!"
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"Well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it."
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"I have laryngitis and it hurts to talk, so I'll just say one thing:"
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"You never do anything right."
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"-Thank you! -You're super!"
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"...as Hurray for Everything leaves!"
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"That's no way to lay a fire!"
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"-This will roar any time now. -A caveman could start it."
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"-Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody! -The hell with this."
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"Okay, Lisa, we're ready for your centerpiece."
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"Holy moly! That's the biggest one of those I ever saw!"
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"-I always said she was gifted. -Definitely from our side. Right, Mom?"
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"-Leave me be. -How long did that take you?"
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"It's my homage to some heroes..."
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"...who may not have fought any wars, but who--"
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"Speaking of heroes, here's mine: Tom Turkey!"
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"-Yikes! What is that? -It's the centerpiece."
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"-It's taking up real estate. -Stop it!"
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"-Move it, toots! -Mom!"
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"I'm sure there's room for both."
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"Let me...."
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"Bart, you're wrecking it! Let go! I worked forever on this!"
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"-Hey, that got her going! -Bitchen!"
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"Bart! You don't even care! You don't even care!"
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"All right, that's it! Go to your room now!"
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"I'll take some white meat to go, and send up the pie."
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"-I said now! -Mom, do I have to?"
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"Yes, you do! I hope you're happy, Bart!"
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"You've ruined Thanksgiving!"
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