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Clips from The Simpsons - The Mansion Family (S11E11)

"[Chorus ] # The Simpsons #"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"- Hello, I 'm Kent Brockman. - [ Light Applause ]"
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"- And I'm teen sensation Britney Spears. - [ Loud Applause, Cheering ]"
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"- Pride A- - wards!"
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"Tonight we'll be recognizing outstanding members of-"
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"I don't know. There's a lot of buzz around Lenny."
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"- With his big, red nose and baggy pants. - Krusty the Clown!"
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"Aw! Hm!"
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"Everyone gets an award but me."
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"Ohh. I 'm feeling kinda woozy."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"- Our oldest resident, Cornelius Chapman. - [Applause ]"
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"- but he still managed to entertain the crowds - [ Cheering ]"
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"[ Brittney] In the market crash of 1929..."
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"Cornelius Chapman!"
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"- [ Groaning ] - [Audience Exclaiming]"
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"- ## [ Rim Shot ] - Well, guess we should've expected that."
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"- Homer, sit down! - What's that, sonny?."
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"[ Straining ] Boy, he didn't want to let go of that!"
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"But, uh, abra-cadaver!"
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"That's not an award. That's part of the set."
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"Nothing you can say will diminish this honor. [ Groaning ]"
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"You know, I haven't had a "medicine" checkup in ages."
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"I 'm taking you to the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota."
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"- I want you to call this number. - Uh-huh. The fire department."
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"- Yes. They're new, but they're good. - Sir, we should get going."
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"Wasteful and. practical."
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"A mechanical dressing delay. Watch this, Marge."
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"Mm-hmm!"
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"[ Rattling, Clicks ]"
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"Wow. He's got every Nancy Drew..."
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"Damn Roosevelt! "Cause of parents' death." Got in my way."
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"This all seems a little elaborate for sloppy joes. Hmm."
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"Man, this is livin'."
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"Like Bill "Crosby" and David "Letterson.""
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"## [ Humming ] Oops, forgot to swirl it."
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"Listen, I worked long and hard for this place, and no one's gonna take it away from me."
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"[ Glass Pings ]"
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"How's everything on your end?. Uh-huh."
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"Party?. No! No parties!"
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"And I looked so good on that bike. [ Sneers ]"
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"Oh, try this arm. I saw some blood in there the other day."
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"- [ Bell Dings ] - Okay. Twelve centimeters. Excellent."
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"I'm a big boy."
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"[ Screech, Buzzing ]"
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"- [ Growls ] - ## [ Moe Humming ]"
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"Havin' a party, Moe. I'll need four kegs of your finest imported-sounding beer."
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"- But I need that beer now! - Sorry, 2:00 p.m."
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"Or you can steal a boat and sail out to international waters. Heh!"
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"- What's that, a theme park?. - No, the ocean."
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"That's where they held the Tyson/Secretariat fight."
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"[ Homer] They were so drunk!"
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"Propellers! Spinning!"
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"Homer, have we hit international waters yet?. Because, uh, things are gettin' real ugly."
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"- ;Ha, toro! - [ Bull Bellowing ]"
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"not express written consent, or so the legend goes."
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"You also have several diseases that have just been discovered- in you."
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"I see. You're sure you just haven't made thousands of mistakes?."
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"Here is the door to your body. You see?. And these are oversized novelty germs."
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"[ Whooping Like Curly, Speaking Like Moe ] Move it, chowder head!"
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"Indestructible."
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"Why are we cleaning this room?. I don't think we were even in here."
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"## [ Humming ]"
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"Nice try. You're not gonna nail us."
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"- [ Laughing, Cheering ] - Who's the greatest billionaire in the world?."
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"[ All ] You are!"
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"Whoa! They're poking every nook and cranny- well, every cranny anyway."
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"Set a course for Hidden Pirate Island..."
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"a.k.a. Hong Kong."
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"You too. Aah! Rope burn!"
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"Aa-aah! Aah! My mouth! I, eh-"
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"And now we will cut you loose."
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"[ All Screaming ]"
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"That was my plan all along. Now relax, and the currents will take us home."
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"Well, let's see."
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"- Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin. - [ Groans ]"
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"That's right Just because we're not rich doesn't mean that we don't have-"
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"[ Sobbing ] Oh, I can't even finish!"
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"And. Look at all these rich people here!"
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"Look at all the names that own money..."
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"and. have lots of money! [ Sobbing ]"
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"Oh, he 's poor. But look at all the other people that aren 't p-"
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"THE MANSION FAMILY"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"- 65th- - Annual-"
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"- Spring- - field-"
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"- the- - Springfield community."
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"This is my year, Marge. Everyone knows I'm what makes this city great."
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"a man who brings laughter and joy..."
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"- to the children of Springfield. - [ Gasps ]"
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"- Hey, hey! - What?."
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"- Who are you?. - Seat filler."
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"I can't help it if I donated the most blood."
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"- Oh, why won't anyone give me an award?. - You won a Grammy."
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"I mean an award that's worth winning!"
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"- I told ya! - Well, sorry!"
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"who's lived in Springfield for a hundred and eight years."
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"and introduced the toothbrush to our fair city."
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"he helped people jump out of windows to avoid disgrace."
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"- You' re doing the right thing. Oh, oh! Out you go! - Ohh!"
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"- [ Chuckles ] My, you're a big one. No, no turning back now. - Yaah!"
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"Off a tall building- That's a great way to do it!"
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"And in 1935, our honoree took a bullet for Huey Long."
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"And now, Springfield's oldest citizen- he is, like, totally venerable-"
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"Well, this award has to go to somebody."
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"Would everyone who is 60 or older please stand up?."
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"Over 80."
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"Ninety."
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"One hundred years old.?"
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"Now, let's see. I- I don't have a speech prepared."
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""Thank you all so much."
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""I love Springfield, from the cuddliest infant..."
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"to the-""
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""Puppies." "Patriotism." "Bluebirds." [ Blows Raspberry ]"
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"[ Sighs ] Now that I'm the town's oldest man..."
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"I'm starting to realize I'm not a young man anymore."
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"Sir, you deserve the finest doctors in the world."
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"Very well. But I'll need someone to watch my house."
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