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Clips from The Simpsons - Goo Goo Gai Pan (S16E16)

"I have serious doubts about your skill behind the wheel."
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"Van Houten blows past Simpson."
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"He's got all the right moves."
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"What the hell is menopause?"
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"Far from it."
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"You can still do everything that you did before."
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"Menopause means you can't have any more children,"
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"I'm never gonna have children."
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"All he can do is eat me when I'm dead."
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"Don't cry, sweetie."
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"We now return to Son of Satan."
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"Everyone has a child but me."
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"Hey, you ever think of adoption?"
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"Madam, your adoption application is in perfect order..."
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"married couples to adopt."
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"You are Mrs. Homer Simpson. He is your soul mate and lover."
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"Oh, I just felt a chill go through my very soul."
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"Yes, there are many kinds of heroes."
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"Marge, when are we gonna tell Homer"
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"Give me your peanuts, and you can fly on my back."
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"Oh, you are a very greedy man."
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"when we get to China."
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"Okay, don't do it for her."
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"This is your captain."
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"When do I get my baby? - In a few days."
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"This will give you a chance"
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"Madame Wu, these are..."
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"These are the famous Shaolin Temple monks."
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"With these pogo sticks,"
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"The greatest things can happen!"
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"We're pretty lousy kids."
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"Introducing... Ling Bouvier!"
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"Ma-ma."
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"Yes, tell me your plan in detail, American sister."
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"Hold still, Homie."
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"If you don't look perfect, you'll never be able to sneak in and steal Ling back."
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"It is bad feng shui."
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"But there's a greater joy in bending the rules"
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"You'll be back some day, Ling."
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"American jerks are going home"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"I don't see why I need a new driving license."
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"My old one's just fine."
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"You drove in with three people on your grill."
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"At least I'm out doing things."
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"Do you know this baby once outraced the Flying Finn,"
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"Paavo Nurmi?"
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"Turn the heater off."
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"It's boiling in here! - What are you talking about?"
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"This car is cooler than Guy Lombardo."
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"What's wrong with me?!"
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"Good heavens, she's some sort of female madman!"
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"Hot... so hot!"
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"Stop that, you want-wit!"
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"I might get stung by a bumbled-bee."
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"And a fight breaks out!"
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"Car! - Car what?"
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"Car is the subject, but I don't know the verb."
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"I still feel hot!"
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"Sir, thank God the airbags activated!"
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"Selma, what you experienced was a "hot flash,""
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"an early symptom of menopause."
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"Son, menopause is when the stork"
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"that brings babies gets shot by drunken hunters."
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"It's a natural process"
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"that women of a certain age go through."
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"And it's something to be feared. Right, Doctor?"
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"Maybe we should all take a look at this."
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"What do you know. She's out of eggs,"
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"and if you're watching this, so are you."
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"Hello, I'm Robert Wagner--"
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"actor, smooth customer, and women's health advocate."
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"Just as the end of the day can bring great beauty,"
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"so too can the end of menstruation"
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"be a time of radiance and celebration."
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"Sure, you may experience mood swings,"
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"loss of desire, and private dryness,"
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"but don't worry."
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"Everything? Including having children?"
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"Ma'am, we're trying to make a video here."
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"but it also marks a wonderful new plateau"
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"in a woman's life."
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"So let's all give menopause a round of men-applause!"
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""Men-applause"? I'm not saying that."
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"So that's it."
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"The end of the line."
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"Selma, I never realized you wanted a child so badly."
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"I didn't want to get pregnant and lose my looks."
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"But now I'm afraid I'll grow old alone."
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"What about your pet iguana, Jub-Jub?"
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"Jub-Jub can't take care of me when I'm old and sick."
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"Everything's gonna be all right."
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"Come on, kids. We should go."
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"Good-bye, Selma."
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"I'm not dead, idiot."
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"I know. That was for the other patients."
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"My thingies!"
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"Cheer up, sis."
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"There's a dented can sale down at Schwegman's."
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"This is one problem damaged food can't solve."
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"Wow, you really are down."
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"The adoption process!"
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"That'll end the heartbreak."
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"That foot's not dead. It's just asleep."
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"Oh, he's perfect."
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"From now on, we're a Skoal family."
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"Is this the baby pound where I gived up my kid?"
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"'Cause I needs to get him back."
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"Oh, no! The birth father."
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"I shouldn't have gived him away."
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"Seems I misheard my wife."
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"What she said was,"
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"she's tired of having rabies."
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"Give me back my belly fruit!"
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"If you want,"
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"I'll call you after Brandine's next litter."
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"Yeah. Pass!"
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"Don't give up, Aunt Selma."
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"China has thousands of baby girls who need adoption."
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"Great, another job lost to a foreigner."
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