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Clips from The Simpsons - Simprovised (S27E27)

"Yeah, I know Ralphie's birthday is coming up."
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"Of course I'm gonna get him a present."
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"present for Ralph..."
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"Boy, Ralph would kill himself with this in two seconds."
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"not doing anybody any good."
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"I want to get Ralphie something nice."
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"Yeah, a few thousand should do. Hm-mm."
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"That indicates innocence."
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"Fine. I'll rub my eyes the other way."
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"Whoo! Free wood!"
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"Oh... my treehouse sucks."
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"Haw-haw!"
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"You have class envy!"
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"No need, honey."
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"Ooh, throwing away your "No Girls" sign?"
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"No. I'm tearing it down."
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"and he did the very best he could."
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"You realize that saying that is gonna make this mom work her keister off"
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"to make you the best darn treehouse you ever saw!"
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"And I hear he's loaded."
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"as a... series of words that..."
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"Mm, the therapy hounds."
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"Aw, Dad, do you know Barbra Streisand"
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"I know what will cheer you up."
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"And I appreciate this, but I really resent"
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"Three Long Island iced teas, please."
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"That's two more than you've asked for."
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"Anyone."
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"Fear of public speaking"
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"Oh... fear of public speaking."
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"No! Jerry, no!"
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"We now take you to an apartment"
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"on 68th and Columbus Avenue."
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"Oh... eeh..."
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"I-I... I-I..."
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"Come on, Cathy, say something! Anything!"
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"Maybe they can teach me."
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"Homer, could-could you stay with us, please?"
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"and become, say, a suicidal auctioneer."
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"I could not possibly imagine what such a person would say."
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"Going... going..."
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"And if you open your own school, we'll break your legs!"
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"Queen of Norway buying a car."
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"Excuse me."
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"in a historical treehouse preservation district?"
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"I don't have permits."
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"but totally safe."
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"Like driving a helicopter on the ground."
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"That's anti-improv."
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"People, don't freak out,"
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"You know, trends, big picture stuff."
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"I forgot about that. That's true."
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"Huh!"
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"Uh, okay, I need a location."
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"Yo."
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"Huh? What's a "Fringe Festival"?"
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"Wh-Wh-Wh-What... what are you saying?"
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"you don't want to accidentally undermine him like last time."
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"you woke up with morning-would-be-mad."
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"Action: bring him here."
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"Don't deny premise."
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"Oh..."
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"you're as hot as the day I met you."
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"Gee, I don't know if I belong here with all this talent."
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"Hey, Reverend."
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"Why didn't the dinosaurs make it on Noah's Ark?"
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"That makes anyone funny."
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"Be right back!"
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"Homer, Homer, relax, you're a riot."
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"He would say, "Do like Moe says, and shut the hell up.""
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"The back alley Cajun bit."
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"Are you cheating by planting suggestions?"
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"Maybe."
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"and scene-building skills."
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"No!"
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"Yes, that's why the losers don't show up."
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"B-b-b-but they have scheduling conflicts."
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"Cadaver salesman?"
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"Would you like fries with that?"
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"By the way, this is 1992."
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"A COMBINATION OF OLD AND TERRIBLE."
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"WE HAVE COME TO MY CLOSING REMARKS."
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"IF YOUR CALL HASN'T BEEN TAKEN"
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"SOMEONE CALL UBER."
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"I'm at the... at the toy store right now."
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"Let's see, present for Ralph,"
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"And somehow it'd be my fault."
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"Mm!"
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"This money has been sitting here since 1998,"
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"Uh, you heard me whistling there, right?"
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"Uh, proclaiming your innocence indicates guilt."
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"Uh, yeah? Well, what does this mean?"
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"♪ Skiddily bop and bah! ♪"
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"Okay, so, at a Ralph party, always get to the cake before..."
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"Too late."
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"That's the best damn treehouse I've ever seen!"
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"The September issue!"
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"Nelson, honey,"
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"I told you to stop sayin' "haw-haw.""
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"Give me a dollar and I'll stop."
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"I don't got a dollar."
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"Haw-haw!"
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"Do you want to practice your speech on me?"
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"Same speech I give every year."
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"The opening joke about Lenny's grandma always kills."
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"You can't joke about her--"
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"they just put her on life support."
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"What?! No! She's the linchpin!"
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"But just in case, I'll defrost a failure ham."
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"If I get heckled, I'll say, "Get a half-life!""
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"I'm sure that'll be funny to them."
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"Calm down, Homer."
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"Just leave your body."
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"What the hell is this?!"
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"Because he's gonna have to read a few things first."
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"Ralph has a cool treehouse, and mine sucks."
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"Well, Bart, your father built it,"
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"I did my job. Now it's your turn, tree."
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"Get growing."
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"I'll tell you what, why don't I spruce it up for you. Huh?"
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