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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade (S14E14)

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"A year ago, you said they were the greatest thing that ever happened to us."
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"Uh, yeah, it all started when..."
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"Stupid writers and actors, priced yourselves right out of the business."
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"Let's get one of those satellite dishes."
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"Marge, we can't pinch pennies on the machine..."
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"And the winner by a nose is No Risk."
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"Okay. Now all we have to do is install your satellite dish."
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"Can you be home from 8 a.m. Monday morning..."
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"Or as I like to call it, "pray-per-view.""
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"And bless your humble home."
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"Put pie here."
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"Would you like some ice cream with that?"
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"Me not pig."
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"I agree."
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"Homicidal robots. So like us."
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"- This test is boring. - What else is on?"
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"It's finally happened, Bart."
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"Yo, yo, yo, y'all feeling cautious?"
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"I say a crosswalk, a cross-ity walk"
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"And don't stop crossing Till you're on the next block"
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"First you look both ways Then you walk not run"
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"She's not so great."
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"...since you like attention so much, I have a second announcement."
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"...but because of your incredibly low test score..."
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"An old Army buddy is visiting Mannix?"
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"Okay, the sun rises in the east..."
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"Dogs eat barf solely on Wednesday, Mabel."
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"Stop. I wanna learn on my own."
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"Get out!"
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"Here are your math tests. Morgan, Dakota, Ashley..."
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"Mm, minus?"
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"Kids, look what I got you for your third-grade field trip."
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"- Hey, get away from me. Get... - Get away."
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"Oh."
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"- I'll take Kyle. - I'll take Ashley."
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"Oh."
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"There's a swingin' town I know Called Capital City"
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"- Stop fighting. - He started it."
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"Hey, dude, who's your girlfriend?"
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"...you'll see a mural of our state bird, the pot-bellied sparrow..."
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"Order, order, order."
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"The Capital City Goofball?"
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"That's right. To win, he spent 80 million from his own pocket."
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"...particularly as we are a northern state."
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"Homework on a field trip? What have you been huffing?"
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"He thinks he's really cool."
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"One last sunbeam and we're done."
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""To fraternal love.""
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"- Who would like to go first? - We would, Governor Bailey."
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"Ha-ha-ha. You should've seen the look on your face. It was like this:"
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"- Hey, how do we get back? - No problem."
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"It's called, Lisa is Stupid."
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"- Hello, Principal Skinner. - A parent who waives the right to sue..."
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"- Got it. - Hey, you can't fool us."
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"You know, protect me from the bad things in the world."
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"I'm sorry I got us lost out here."
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"Oh, and I'm sorry I sawed the heads off your Malibu Stacy dolls."
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"- Okay, you go. - I don't think I've done anything else."
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"...and Dad had left a steamroller idling in the driveway..."
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"A mother knows."
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"Lost on a field trip? Heck, why didn't you say so?"
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"And I wandered away from the group..."
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"No one understands you, She-Bear."
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"- You're back to the fourth grade. - Yay!"
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"You may continue to be challenged in third grade..."
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"The status quo? Ay caramba."
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"That's just sad."
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"Welcome back"
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"Okay, tribes, it's been a rough week."
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"Rhino, you lost the tribe's fishing equipment."
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"And we saw a dramatic collapse in the lion-gazelle alliance."
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"Oh, I hate reality shows."
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"I've grown. You haven't."
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"And now we're back to Touch the Stove."
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"- Touch the stove. - Aah!"
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"I can't take any more of these shows."
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"If I wanted reality, I'd finally have this lump looked at."
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"Networks love reality shows because they don't have to pay writers or actors."
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"Nice going, geniuses."
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"Then we can stop suckling on the six-network teat."
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"Get back, honky cat. Those systems are too expensive."
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"...that's going to be raising our children."
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"Come on, kids. Daddy knows a way to get some money with no risk."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"- ...through June? - No problem."
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"Hey, Flanders, check out my new satellite dish."
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"Boy, that's jim-dandy roof candy."
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"I'd love to come over and watch that Church Channel."
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"- I bet you would. - Oh, you'd win that bet."
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"I'm spending all my money on religious pay-per-view."
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"Damn your sparkling wordplay."
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"Oh, it's red wire to red wire."
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"What idiot dreamed that up?"
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"And the Lord said, "Let there be crap.""
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"Cool. It's the NBC News feed."
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"Mm, feed."
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"You get to see what they do during breaks."
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"We'll be right back with a special report on soccer moms who hate soccer."
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"- Clear. - Oh, Lord, I'm so fat, aah."
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"Hey, Lis, wanna try some satellite TV? We've got Japanese Friends."
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"Do you like my new shirt?"
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"It says, "Reggae Hairstyle Rock 'n' Roll." Could I be more Japanese?"
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"You are the emperor of last year."
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"Your comeback shames me."
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"How about The Clock Channel?"
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"Coming up on The Clock Channel: 6:00."
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"Wait a minute, I saw this one."
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"I have to study for the elementary school achievement test, and so do you."
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"Hey, I don't have to study on the weekend."
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"It's Wednesday night."
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"Kids, kids, you're both right."
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"- Mm. - Oh."
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"We're back with Who Wants to Marry an Internet Billionaire?"
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"Uh, no, millionaire. Oh, well, now he's broke."
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"Why don't you turn off the TV and join us for dessert?"
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"I made a pie."
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"We now return to Robo Trouble."
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