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Clips from The Simpsons - The Food Wife (S23E23)

"And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room,"
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"comes the greatest activity yet..."
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"So many games."
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"Ah! TMTOLO!"
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"Rectum kill!"
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"Well, when you meet them, tell them your game's too easy."
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"Out of my way! Move it!"
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"Yay!"
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Fun Dad rocks!"
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"How come they never call me Fun Mom?"
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"Okay, okay, how about this:"
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"I've got it!"
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"Guess we'll be making an unscheduled pit stop, gang."
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"I guess we could make a sprint"
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"Back to the car!"
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"Oh, I'll just have a side salad."
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"Be adventurous."
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"Our passion is to seek out interesting foods,"
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"Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha!"
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"Oh, no."
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"We should start our own food blog."
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"♪ Knowing all the chefs' names ♪"
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"♪ Cook Thanksgiving turkey in a trash bag, sous-vide ♪"
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"♪ Criticize Colicchio ♪"
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"♪ All my beef carpaccio ♪"
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"♪ And don't you call that pho pho ♪"
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"Krustyland has a new ride."
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"for the grand opening Saturday night."
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"My kids do not eat sorbet; they eat sherbet."
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"to dinner at El Chemistri?"
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"Everything's more fun with Homer."
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"But this was all I had."
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"Darling, darling, crying's not fun."
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"Not anymore it's not."
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"It's too crazy for you."
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"Yeah, you always do."
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"Ah, save it for the sitter."
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"Please place these mints in your mouth,"
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"You eat it like this:"
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"The open kitchen is a nice touch."
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"50 bucks."
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"The next course is Regret."
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"All right, Breaking Baddies, drop the meth."
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"Who am I kidding?"
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"until you had zero-g parsnips."
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"Sorry."
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"Eat deconstructed apple pie!"
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"♪ We're bloggin' a food blog ♪"
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"♪ Ain't never give it four stars ♪"
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"and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room."
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"The jars are full, so you've earned"
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"your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!"
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"Yay!"
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"This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball"
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"and go-karts on real roads,"
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"Video game convention!"
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"And check these out."
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"VIP passes!"
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"Is there any better feeling than cutting in line"
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"because a plastic badge says you're special?"
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"GTS!"
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"- Ah. - Wow."
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"Whoa."
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"W.O.K.?!"
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"Ooh, the Flying Tomato."
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"DL2L-to-D!"
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"Oh! ACSOL!"
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"HC1?!"
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"Whoa! Guts of War Two: Entrails of Intestinox!"
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"Colon slash!"
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"We've made a game that'll reward the hardcore gamer"
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"with hundreds and hundreds of hours of..."
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"- Finished it. - Huh?"
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"But working on this game cost me my marriage."
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"I-I have twins I've never met!"
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"This game has all the best college marching bands."
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"From the precision footwork of Ohio State"
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"to the lame, dead-on-arrival humor of Stanford."
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"("Stars and Stripes Forever" playing)"
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"Uh-oh, I'm losing the crowd!"
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"Level cleared."
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"Next level: study for chemistry test on 12-hour bus ride home."
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"This is the funnest game ever!"
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"Man, how many quarters does this game take?"
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"Dad! Funtendo is unveiling their new system in three minutes,"
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"in Hall G!"
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"Three halls, three minutes."
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"No problem."
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"Room's full."
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"Hmm."
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"Aha!"
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"Conventions rock!"
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"I need a nap!"
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"You kids have had a big day."
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"Head up to the tub while I deflate your toys."
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"Save us, Fun Dad!"
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"The kids sure had a good time with you."
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"Yeah, I was on today."
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"Scary on."
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"Look, honey, a family's like a team."
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"And on every team, you have the slam-dunking megastar"
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"and the referee."
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"It's not fair."
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"Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the mom stuff."
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"next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day."
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"What if..."
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"we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?"
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"That's good, Marge!"
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"Get all the terrible ideas out of your system."
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"Oh."
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"Your Saturday Surprise Mom Day is the X-Games!"
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"Yay! X-Games! X-Games!"
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"All right!"
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"That isn't an "X," Mom."
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"Welcome to the Cross Games, Simpsons."
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"A Christian fellowship expo!"
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"Are there at least games here?"
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"Oh, no, "games" stands for"
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"Gathering of American Messengers for Evangelical Sports."
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