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Clips from The Simpsons - The Parent Rap (S13E13)

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"Did you hear that, Pengy? $40!"
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"With rain baggy!"
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"What the heck is going on out there?"
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"Officer Sniffy? Come in, Sniffy. Do you read me?"
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"No! Get away!"
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"You have the right to remain, um..."
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"According to this, your father was driving you to school?"
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"You're on, Rope-a-Dope!"
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"Hey, hey! Run, Bart! Pump your thighs!"
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"Pump them!"
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"The heat's been on since them Bush girls were in here."
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"Hey, knock it off! These pants cost $600."
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"All right, hand them over."
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"I don't want him to see us... Expressing our love."
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"Ah! Ow!"
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"I'm sleeping in the bathtub."
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"Don't be mad at Homer. I was the one who cut the rope."
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"Sorry! Just... Just let me get..."
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"Damn it!"
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"Poor Mom and Dad."
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"Doctor Bonebreak just married Rumble-lina,"
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"and they're already whaling on each other!"
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"When are you gonna start taking responsibility for your actions?"
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"Today the judge wants you to bend over"
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"so people can spank you from their cars."
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"You're using my table saw to violate a court order?"
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"but I don't want to be an accessory to some sort of shady doings."
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"And it does raise a whole host"
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"of ethical questions, such as..."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Oh. It's only the milkman."
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"I know. I know. Fight the power."
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"It sure is, Lou."
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"Let's go."
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"but there's only one way to describe a nasty super witch like her."
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"No, we can't play now."
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"My house!"
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"That quilt was made by my grandmother!"
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"Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents."
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"Um... Did she say she used to be a dude?"
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"So, Your Honor, if you're going to punish"
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"What's that noise?"
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"All our times have come"
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"We can be like they are"
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"Come on, baby"
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"Don't fear the reaper"
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"Don't fear the reaper"
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"D'oh!"
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"Won't you marry me, Bill?"
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"I got the wedding gown bill"
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"Because weddings are nice"
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"That was The 5th Dimension with Weddings are Nice."
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"You know what else is nice, Marty?"
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"What's that, Bill?"
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"The KBBL Prize Posse!"
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"Damn dirty ape!"
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"If our Wampum Wagon spots your KBBL Party Penguin,"
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"you'll win $40!"
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"End of the line, boys!"
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"Ew! Saltines!"
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"Hey, Cora. I heard science is working on a donut"
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"that actually burns off calories."
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"How's that going? What?"
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"Never mind. Just refill this with jelly, will you?"
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"Thanks. You're an angel."
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"What?"
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"Hey, check it out. Wiggum's cruiser."
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"Wow! Tear gas, riot club, police hat."
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"Oh, man. That would really keep your head dry."
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"Have you ever been in a police car?"
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"Not in the front."
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"Hey, I just had this crazy idea!"
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"Really? What?"
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"What's this thing? "Miranda Rights Teleprompter. ""
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"Check this out!"
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"You there! Put your hands up!"
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"Now, drop your pants."
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"Yeah, but... But my hands are up."
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"Hula out of them."
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"It's me, Clancy."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Hey, somebody's stealing my car! What?"
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"Look out!"
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"That's why you young athletes are so promising."
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"Now, who'd like to buy a trophy?"
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"Finally, some recognition."
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"All right. You two are under arrest for joyriding."
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"Uh..."
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"Silent? That doesn't sound right."
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"I love our court days."
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"It's about the only thing we do as a family anymore."
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"Hey, Karie. Hey, Lisa."
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"Your Honor, please don't send my son to juvie."
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"He's basically a good kid. He's just weak."
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"Morally and in the upper body."
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"Hmm."
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"Please let me slip through the cracks."
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"Well, you look like a good student, what with those glasses,"
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"and I suppose boys will be boys. Case dismissed."
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"Good old Judge Snyder."
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"Next defendant, Bartholomew J. Simpson."
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"Well, show time."
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"Why, hello, Bart. Say, are those new shoes?"
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"Yes, they are, Roy."
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"Judge Snyder? While we're young?"
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"Oh. Sorry. Oh, my."
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"Looks like you were the ringleader in this car theft!"
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"And that's a felony!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"On the other hand, I was young once."
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"I'll bring the car around."
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"And I suppose boys will be..."
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"Oops. My vacation just started."
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"All rise for the Honorable Judge Constance Harm."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Silence in my courtroom!"
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"Grand theft auto?"
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"It was an accident, ma'am."
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"Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting."
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