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Clips from The Simpsons - Saddlesore Galactica (S11E11)

"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"##[''Stars and Stripes Forever'']"
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"- This is Band? - Very well. Lisa."
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"You mean something... just arranged by Sousa?"
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"How about something cool. like ''Camptown Races''?"
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"Ooh. this kitten's got claws."
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"What a fruit fly."
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"[ Tires Squealing ]"
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"I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho."
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"No. man. They spat at me and-"
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"Never. But it's my number-one concern."
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"It's B.T.O. They're Canada's answer to E.L.P."
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"- #Workin' overtime # - #Work out #"
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"Way to blow. Lise."
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"[ Scoffs ] ''Stars and Stripes Forever.'' Oh. man. they're toast."
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"- ## [ Ends ] - [ Applause]"
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"But visual aids are against the rules."
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"red. white and blew us all away!"
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"- [ Gasps ] Oh. - [ Exclaims ]"
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"And the winner is..."
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"I hope you enjoy your plaque, cheater!"
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"Let's forget about the band contest..."
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"and just have fun at the state fair."
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"I didn't say they couldn't. I said you shouldn't."
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"- the Incredible Diving Horse! - [ Wind Whistling ]"
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"Another incredible performance by this water-loving wonder horse!"
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"- [ Shrieking Continues ] - [ Cheering Continues ]"
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"[ Whinnies ]"
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"No problem. sir. It's in my car."
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"All right. show's over. folks."
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"Look. I just want the horse to have a good home or be food."
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"If you want to take him. fine with me."
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"and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart with hilarious consequences."
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"It's going to cost us $500 a week to keep Duncan."
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"At least you don't have to feed any of the stuff I bought at the fair."
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"I wonder what would happen if they had a baby."
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"Ma'am."
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"Uh-oh. This is a serious medical problem. I-I gotta go."
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"Just once I'd like to ride clockwise."
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"Really? I thought I was the only one."
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"- Champion horse coming through! - What the-"
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"- [ Blares ] - Good horse."
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"Hey. where do you get those metal dealies for his feet?"
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"Five million to one? Oh!"
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"[ Blusters ]"
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"or we're taking a trip to the glue factory."
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"- And he won't get to come. - Yeah. that's a great tour."
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"- But you can't see it all in one day. - Hey. be quiet."
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"- Go. Duncan! - Go. number five! Let's go. number five!"
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"He hasn't even left the starting gate."
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"Come on. boy. I know you're scared. but you can do this."
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"He's showing more heart than any horse I've ever seen."
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"[ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"You! You stink!"
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"- Is that Duncan? - Not anymore."
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"- Only in America! - Ew! You used my bracelet for a nose ring."
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"Possessions are fleeting."
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"Good Lord. what has become of the sport of kings?"
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"Yeah. I think you want that line."
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"- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - [ Both Laugh ]"
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"Don't listen to 'em. D. Just remember: You've got a new persona."
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"A new persona."
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"- Whoo-hoo! In your little faces! - [ Blares ]"
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"#He's going for speed # - [ Bell Rings ]"
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"- #Hyah ## - Man. I got more trophies..."
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"than Wayne Gretzky and the pope combined."
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"[ High-pitched Laughter]"
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"[ High-pitched Voice ] Welcome to the secret land of the jockeys."
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"Why are you talking like that?"
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"[ High-pitched Voice ] These are our real voices."
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"All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks."
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"My horse must lose?"
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"- # No win # - # No show # - # No place #"
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"- No dream. Lose the race. fat boy. - [ Shrieks ]"
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"Oh. it is. It is."
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"I mean. I'll deal with those murderous trolls."
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"- [ Announcer] What a shameful display by these tiny hotheads. - [ Grunting ]"
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"Could it be? In a bizarre twist, a horse is abusing a jockey."
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"In this announcer's opinion. almost certainly yes. And away I go."
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"I can't stress enough how easy it was to win this prestigious race."
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"And furthermore-"
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"- [ Gasps ] - [ Screaming ]"
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"- You must die! - [ Shouting Continues ]"
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"Marge! Now!"
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"- [ Whinnies ] - Yeah. she's the best."
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"- [ Whinnies ] - [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"President Clinton?"
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"Yeah. hi. I'm here to see Lisa Simpson."
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"So I've personally overturned the results of that band contest."
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"- That's a pretty lousy lesson. - Hey. I'm a pretty lousy president."
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"Whoo!"
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"Yea! [ Sighs ]"
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"You'll have to do a lot better than that."
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"Especially since we've just been accepted in the school band competition at the county fair!"
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"I'm sorry. I mean the state fair."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"I hate to be a killjoy. but do you really think..."
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"we can win playing ''Stars and Stripes Forever''?"
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"It's so Beginner Band. And we're Advanced Beginner Band."
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"What rousing Sousa march would you have us play?"
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"Well. I thought maybe for once we could play a song that wasn't written by Sousa."
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"- No. something fresh and bold. - Well. darling. you have lost me."
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"Hey. Grandpa. the Civil War's over."
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"How about ''Little Brown Jug''?"
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"#Ya. ha. ha Hee. hee. hee #"
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"# Little brown jug how I love thee ##"
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"Oh! Stop with your devil music. Lisa. this is all your fault."
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"- We need something with a little ring-a-ding-ding. - Take your arm off me."
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"Who cares? They all end up sounding the same anyway."
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"- Vietnam veteran. - Do you have a military I.D.?"
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"I.D.? Man. Charlie didn't ask for I.D..."
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"when I fought at La Choy and Chun King."
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"Why should I? Did my country give me a parade?"
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"This closes the saddest chapter in American history."
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"I can't wait to do some shopping."
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"Look at all these innovative products."
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"[ Gasps ] The Drain Bugger!"
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