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Clips from The Simpsons - Moe Goes from Rags to Riches (S23E23)

"Er, uh, meeting adjourned!"
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"♪ All night ♪ All night ♪"
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"♪ All night ♪"
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"♪ Everyone you meet"
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"♪ All night long ♪ All night ♪"
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"This is so convenient!"
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"And I can toss back a Duff Sangre de los Muertos"
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"Even a kid who wears a "Finding Nemo" back brace has some pride."
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"Me, too!"
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"Papa? He is no help at all."
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"those beasts began expelling demon wool."
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"the images she loomed were not of the Duc,"
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"Is it too little food or too much complaining?"
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"Oh! We're submitting that"
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"known as the Dark Ages would never end."
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"Ow! Stop it!"
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"- That was the first time - I knew anguish and fear."
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"Nothing will ever staunch the pain of that memory."
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"and I was out."
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"Okay..."
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"and jewels and given us this faded cloth?!"
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"Good evening, Your Majesty."
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"May I tell you your slippers are as curly as everyone says?"
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"were the sons of a merchant"
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"Guards!"
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"So, I guess you didn't eat that "special cheese""
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"- that I gave you yesterday, huh? - Yeah."
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"Milhousey."
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"Oxygen..."
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"Come on, man. A few more balloons and this'll look really awesome."
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"I wasn't comfortable having the upper hand."
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"There was half a kilo of heroin and two suspects inside."
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"You've got my rag! But how?"
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"And when I came back to get it,"
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"to an Algonquin roundtable."
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"D'oh!"
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"And that's why I really don't believe there's a God."
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"Thank you, and God bless America."
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"You were only supposed to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance."
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"I'm pretty sure it was in there somewhere."
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"Oh. Now, let me conclude by thanking Moe the bartender"
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"for hosting this meeting"
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"while City Hall is fumigated for bedbugs."
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"Bedbugs?"
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"Just why is there a bed in City Hall?"
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"♪ All night long"
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"♪ All night ♪"
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"♪ All night long"
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"♪ Unh!"
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"♪ They're jamming in the street ♪ ♪ All night ♪"
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"I can go straight from doing my civic duty"
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"to having a beer with my best friend Carl."
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"with my best friend: Mexican Duffman."
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"Ho-la!"
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"Hey, Moe, who's your best friend?"
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"Uh..."
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"Well, uh... Well, I just made friends"
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"with Pepto-Bismol on Facebook, and, uh... um..."
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"Hey, would you look at that? There's a spot on the bar."
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"Come on!"
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"You know what?"
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"I think Moe's best friend is really that bar rag."
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"That's even sadder than being friends with Milhouse!"
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"You know something, Bart?"
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"I'm getting tired of things like that."
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"That's how friendship works."
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"Not anymore. Friendship over."
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"Taxi!"
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"What gives? He's not crawling back."
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"You went too far this time, Bart."
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"Hey, Moe! I got a job here for your "best friend," the bar rag."
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"Witty."
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"Great meeting, though."
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"Yes, that's right, everyone laugh at the rag."
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"But I was not always"
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"this be-stainèd swatch you see before you."
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"Oh, no, gentles."
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"We begin in early medieval France..."
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"A young peasant wife struggles to feed her family..."
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"Maman, we are starving..."
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"Listen to the grumbling of our estomacs!"
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"That's not your estomacs!"
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"It's some men speaking French!"
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"Now, I have work to do. Complain to your papa."
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"Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders!"
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"Stupid Flanders."
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"All tremble before the duc de Springfield!"
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"That's enough!"
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"Madame, I would like you"
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"to weave me a tapestry with the following images:"
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"Me healing the sick."
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"Me killing the healthy."
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"Me marrying my sister."
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"A long winter where nothing happens."
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"Me relaxing with friends."
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"You know, the standard stuff."
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"For this, I shall pay you two copper coins."
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"You have 25 years to complete it."
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"You may have one 15-minute déjeuner."
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"Oh, these innocent creatures are blocking my path."
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"I could walk six paces that way..."
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"or I could kill them all right now!"
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"I am heartily sorry and confess all my sins."
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"Absolved!"
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"Avancez!"
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"In their dying fury,"
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"And the restless spirits of those murdered sheep"
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"compelled Marguerite to loom ceaselessly,"
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"even as her husband went off to fight"
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"again and again..."
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"and again."
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"As the years went by,"
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"but rather depictions of the adventures"
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"that cloth would experience over the centuries."
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"Oh, and by the way..."
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"that tapestry was me."
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"Right, and I was the Gutenberg Bible."
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"Maman, we have failed to grow."
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"We've had too little food!"
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"Maman, you are overstressed. You need a vacation."
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