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Clips from The Simpsons - Natural Born Kissers (S09E09)

"## [Jazzy Solo]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"- What are you doing? - Playing Hot Wheels."
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"I'm going to bed."
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"Gotcha! Oh."
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"I know, but let me get you started first."
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"Whoops! [Moaning]"
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"Homer, don't look!"
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"- We can get a new one. - Okay."
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"[Marge] When we got married..."
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"[Man Over Radio] Folks, is your marriage stuck in a rut?"
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"Call the divorce specialists now for a consultation and free tote bag."
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"Ooh, there's the turn!"
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"- I hope that farmhouse has a phone. - [Thunder Rumbling]"
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"- [Rounding] - Who's in there?"
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"Huh. Well, maybe they're in the media room."
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"At your service, milady."
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"which Polly will hold for safekeepir."
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"[Grunting]"
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"- It's a bottle cap. - Jewel-encrusted?"
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"Oh, isn't it romantic?"
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"What's wrong with us, Homer? Have we lost the spark already?"
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"[Pants] Oh, my heart's beating like crazy."
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"and married... to the sweetest guy in the world!"
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"- [Shovel Bangs Object] - [Gasps] This is it, Lise. The mother lode!"
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"Wow! An alternate ending to Casablanca."
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"and beer."
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"[Beeps]"
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"Aye, aye, aye, where did you get this, ya shrunken old hag, ya?"
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"We tried to tack that happy ending on the picture, 'cause back then..."
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"Ow! Daddy, something attacked me!"
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"We're trapped!"
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"Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it!"
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"Boy, I'll tell ya. [Chuckles] They only come out at night."
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"Think of the children. Wort somebody please think of the children!"
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"[Whining]"
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"We've gotta get home before someone sees us."
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"Not to Gill. I could taste that sale. I was in the zone."
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"All right, men, those nudies are here somewhere. Fan out!"
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"Oh, we're surrounded, Marge. Maybe we should give ourselves up."
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"for this magnificent Crystal Cathedral..."
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"Okay, okay, here we go."
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"[Cheering]"
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"Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!"
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"Marge, uh, can we not land here?"
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"- [Crowd Gasps] - [Man] That's hideous!"
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"- Wow! - Hey!"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"And you look as handsome as the day we were married."
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"Oh. Happy anniversary, Marge."
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"Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral."
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"- You mean Frank Grimes? - Yeah, him. Whatever happened to that guy?"
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"What happened to Grampa? He was supposed to babysit."
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"Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king."
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"I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders."
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"There you go with that smart mouth!"
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"Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch."
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"Yes, sir!"
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"I'll guess we'll have to take the kids with us to dinner."
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"The Gilded Truffle is an intimate, elegant place."
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"Boring! I'll take you to a place that's really romantic."
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"[Children Chattering, Laughing]"
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"[Both] Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad."
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"D'oh!"
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"[Man Over R.A.] Okay, folks, this is your pilot speaking."
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"If you'll look to the left side of the aircraft..."
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"you'll see Homer and Marge "Sampson"..."
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"who are celebrating with us today their 11 th air-niversary."
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"[Chuckles] So hang on, while we dip our wings..."
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"to this happy couple."
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"Hey, Jose, easy up, huh?"
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"Sorry. We were only hired to park cars."
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"- Wow! This is the best anniversary ever! - [Gasps]"
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"[Moans]"
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"Well, maybe our next anniversary will be more romantic."
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"Aw, look, Homie, our wedding cake."
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"You mean there's been cake in our freezer for 11 years? Why was I not informed?"
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"[Marge] Look at this little plastic couple."
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"Hmm, so full ofhopes..."
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"Hey, Marge, wouldn't it be weird if they had little parties at night?"
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"Wee little parties?"
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"Another super year with a super lady. Good night, honey."
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"Good night, Homie."
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"You know, uh, it is a special occasion."
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"Yeah. We probably should..."
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"you know, "rock the casbah.""
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"Yeah, it seems like the thing to do."
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"- So, are you gonna- - Oh. Did you want me to?"
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"Oh, no. No, I'm the guy. I'm supposed to-"
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"No, no, no. I have my part in this too."
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"All right, how's that?"
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"- Homie, you got your elbow in- - Oh, sorry."
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"- Hmm. Ow! Ow, ow, ow! - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"- [Marge] Do you want me to- - No, don't do that."
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"- Well, we used to do- - I know, but I don't like it. [Sighs]"
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"- [Sighs] - [Barks]"
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"- Look who's here! - Ooh, who's a good boy?"
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"- [Barks] - [Both Sigh]"
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"Hey, Marge, wasrt that great when the dog came in here?"
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"- Oh, yeah! He's really special! - I love that dog."
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"- I love him too. Good night. - Good night."
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"[Whistling]"
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"Hmm, that's queer. [Groans]"
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"What? Aaah! The food!"
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"[Whimpering]"
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"Why did this happen? Why? [Sobbing]"
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"It was just the shock of seeing all that food on the floor."
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"Plus, I'd just fallen on my back, which hurt more than I let on."
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"Driving out to the boondocks to trade in a refrigerator motor?"
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"Eh, I never thought I'd live this long."
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"Can you even remember the last time you felt the thrill of romance?"
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"Well, maybe you need... a divorce!"
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"- [Gong Clangs] - ##[Upbeat]"
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"- [Tires Screeching] - Oh! Oh, easy!"
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"I'll get us out of this, honey."
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"It's just gonna take a whole lot of floorir."
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"- Hmm. - Homer!"
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"And that's why today bananas are called "yellow fatty beans.""
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"- Questions? - When are Mom and Dad coming back?"
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