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Clips from The Simpsons - Dead Putting Society (S02E02)

"There's my little popcorn ball. Kissy, kissy."
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"I drag him over, he has a beer. Can't blame him for erupting."
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"Since we're friends, how about a foursome?"
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"Fun. You looked like you had some trouble."
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"Luck."
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"-Embrace nothingness. -Sure."
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"Oh, man. Fine."
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"...I got butterflies in my stomach. But it builds character."
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"-Put it there. -You're welching on our bet?"
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"I'm never gonna live this down. Damn Flanders."
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"Bust my hump all week. Stupid grass! Supposed to be the boy's job."
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"Now, Homer, Bart's working on his science project."
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"You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly. Genius at work."
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"One o'clock. Still just a potato."
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"Hey, neighbor. The Lord's given us a beautiful day, huh?"
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"Hi, Flanders."
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"-Doing yard work? -Who told? Marge, beer me."
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"Say, Simpson, I've got some time-release granules..."
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"...that'll get rid of that crabgrass in half a jiff."
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"Crabgrass? What are you talking about? Where?"
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"There, there, and there's a big patch over there."
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"There's nothing wrong with crabgrass. It just has a bad name."
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"-You may be right. -Where's my Duff?"
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"We're all out. Would you like fruit juice?"
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"-Don't toy with me, woman. -Couldn't help overhearing."
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"I've got suds in the rumpus room, if you'll join me."
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"Okay, what the heck. I've earned a little break."
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"Holy moly, it's beautiful!"
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"This is your first visit to our homestead, eh?"
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"We've only been neighbors for one, two, three, four-- Eight years."
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"Hello, sponge cake. In case you're hungry, I made club sandwiches."
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"-Ain't she wonderful? -Forgetting something?"
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"Your beer. Is draft okay? Just put in the tap last week."
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"-This is a tasty lager from Holland. -Beggars can't be choosey."
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"Dad, thanks for helping me with my science project."
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"Sure, study buddy."
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"-I've got the best dad in the world. -Now you know how that embarrasses me."
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"I know. Toodley doodley."
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"-Kids can be a trial sometimes. -Knock it off!"
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"Knock what off?"
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"You've rubbed it in the whole time. Your family is better than my family."
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"Your beer is from farther away. You and your son like each other."
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"Your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt. You make me sick."
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"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. I hope you understand."
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"I wouldn't stay on a bet!"
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"One for the road."
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"Homie, quit tossing."
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"Sorry, Marge. I'm just steamed up about that jerk Flanders."
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"-Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff. -What did he say?"
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"Get this. He said that-- He said...."
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"Well, it was how he said it."
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"-How did he say it? -He...."
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"-Was he angry? -No."
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"-Rude? -It wasn't how he said it either..."
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"...but the message was loud and clear. Our family stinks."
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"I'm your best friend, but I've gotta say..."
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"...he's always been a perfect neighbor."
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"-He's perfect now, is he? -He's not perfect, but he is nice."
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"Don't backpedal. You were right."
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"He's perfect. Perfect in every way."
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"I'm just gonna walk around the block to calm down."
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"I'm not perfect, like Ned Flanders."
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"Neddie, you're tossing. What's the matter?"
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"I feel awful. I forget that we have it better than the Simpsons."
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"Then I turn into a snarling beast. I flunked the turn-the-other-cheek test."
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"-Maybe I'm not who you should talk to. -You're right."
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"-Hello, Reverend Lovejoy? -This is Mrs. Lovejoy. Just a minute."
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"Honey, honey, wake up."
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"-Ned Flanders is having a crisis. -Probably stepped on a worm."
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"Hello, Ned."
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"I'm sorry to bother you, but I threw a man out of my house today."
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"I feel like I've violated Matthew 19: 19."
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"-Huh? -"Love thy neighbor.""
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"Oh, Matthew 19: 19, yeah, right."
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"Ned, the Good Book says a gentle answer turneth away wrath."
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"That is a jim-dandy idea!"
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"Bless you, Reverend."
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""Dear Neighbor....""
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"Flanders!"
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"I don't blame you for being upset."
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"I just wanted to give you this. I'll leave now."
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""Dear Neighbor....""
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""You are my brother. I love you."
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"And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.""
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""Bosom." Wait, wait, there's more."
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"That's awful. He opens his heart, and you laugh at him."
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""Neighbors forever." Oh, no. "Ned Flanders.""
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"-What a sap. -Read the bosom part again, Dad."
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"-Now, just a minute. -Bosom."
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"Bart!"
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"I wish we were as close as the Flanders."
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"Okay, she's right. Let's do something together."
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"How about some miniature golf, followed by frosty milkshakes?"
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"-All right! -I was going to wash my hair."
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"I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a protractor."
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"Too bad we don't live on a farm. Let's go."
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"Fore!"
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"But I got it in the middle."
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"-D'oh! That was practice. -Play it where it lays."
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"There's Homer Simpson. What a perfect opportunity to follow up on my letter."
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"-Give up, there's a six-stroke limit. -I can still make this for five."
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"Come on, baby, please, please go in. Please!"
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"-Hi, Simpson, having fun? -What are you doing here?"
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"Mini-golfing with Todd-meister."
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"-Hi, Bart! -Get bent."
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"-Okay. -Great...."
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"Jack Nicholson couldn't make that shot."
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"It is difficult. The best strategy is to play conservatively."
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"Hug the rail. It won't go in, but you set up an easy deuce."
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"-It went in. -Good shot."
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"Final score: Bart, 41. Homer...."
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"Six plus six, plus six, plus six, plus six--"
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"-Never mind. -Look!"
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"-"First prize, $50." -"Balloons for everyone who enters.""
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"Bartley, thinking of entering?"
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"He's entering, and he's gonna win. Aren't you, boy?"
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"It's possible."
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"I like that confidence but don't pressure him. Todd's very good."
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"Yeah? The fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day."
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"Come on, boy."
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