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Clips from The Simpsons - The Wandering Juvie (S15E15)

"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Where are your clothes for the gentleman who is big and fat?"
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Homer!"
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"So many shoppers! Damn this... Ow! Resilient economy!"
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"(LISA GROANS)"
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"except the freakishly unpopular."
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"This dermal magnifier will show the extent of the damage."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Sir, other customers need to use that dressing room."
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"Edna, we don't need wedding china."
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"will also pay for dishwashing liquid,"
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"Die, happy couples."
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"That's not a toy, son. It's a barcode reader. It registers wedding gifts."
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"Bull-honky."
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""Name of groom,""
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"Lotta Cooties."
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"(MUSIC STOPS)"
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"A fake wedding? That's what I call chutzpah!"
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"(SINGING) Store credit, store credit, store credit"
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"I am your niece, Uncle Joe."
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"This prank is my Sgt. Pepper's."
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"Nobody breathe my air! Get your own!"
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"Knock it off!"
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"(ALL BREATHING HEAVILY)"
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"Let's go."
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"(BART SIGHS)"
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"Bart, the record of your mischief is staggering."
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"where Bart's criminal record occupies three full storage lockers."
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"We've already got an informer working deep cover on your dad."
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"One he'll never suspect."
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"Make the switch."
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"(RALPH HUMMING)"
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"(MARGE SOBBING)"
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"(PLAYS HARMONICA)"
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"I'm the worst mom in the world."
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"(SCOFFING)"
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"Just because you've done time at juvie,"
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"doesn't mean the world has given up on you."
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"Ex-cons are a godsend to employers like me."
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"I just call your parole officer, and back in the can you go!"
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"I don't count jazz 'cause it sucks."
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"Freedom!"
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"They cut all the good parts!"
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"Maybe the slide."
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"I'll just hang out next to the girls' juvie. Hello, ladies."
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"I'm Gina. You touch my fence again,"
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"and your puberty's gonna be very boring."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Now, sweetie, you shouldn't hang around with people who beat you."
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"They're not true friends."
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"Unless we stop them now!"
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"BOY: Catch!"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"I sure am. Here you go, Son."
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"HOMER: Yeah."
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"Studies show the part of the brain that remembers dance steps"
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"The institute of shut-your-fat-face!"
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"Now, pair up."
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"You two will dance, and you'll like it."
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"Then your eyes will meet, and it will be awkward."
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"We're gettin' outta here."
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"Whoa!"
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Can't you do both?"
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"Talk to the union."
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"(SWOONING) Well, you do look pretty in the moonlight."
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"Hey, guard!"
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"Yeah. Why would they believe you?"
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"You bet you are."
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"You just don't understand boys."
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"Relax. What's the worst that could happen?"
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"You shall marry my daughter, Moonhilda."
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"Shoplift a scrunchie? Get bent."
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"But it's not a good life."
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"But I whittles what I sees."
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"Is this them?"
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"It sure is. We're on the right track."
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"Hmm..."
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"Wow. Your parents are cool."
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"Oh, man. There's a line."
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"That girl's nuts. First she likes me, then she hates me."
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"(GASPS)"
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"What are you crying about?"
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"No, I don't! They're imaginary, like your brain!"
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"I understand."
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"You're such a psycho!"
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"Plant the evidence on 'em, boys."
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"Oh, Bart, my troubled little lamb."
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"Take a good long look at the innocent love in your son's eyes."
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"He will have a great bod though."
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"But the kid's still got time on his sentence, Chief."
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"Oh, forget it."
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"I wouldn't feel right going to the bathroom with no one watching."
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"Well, my shift's over."
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"I guess it's back to my bachelor apartment, make a tuna sandwich,"
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"turn on Will & Grace and cry myself to sleep."
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"(MARGE SIGHS)"
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"Would you like to join us?"
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"Didn't you hear me? I've got an evening planned!"
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"I think girls are icky pants."
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"It took a lot of courage to say that."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Say, Cletus, have you seen a couple of kids go by?"
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"(BANJO MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"What are you making now?"
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"I get a full-blown case of the cooties."
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"Bart, I can't believe you don't know this,"
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"cootie shots, cootie force fields or cootie insurance."
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"But State Farm took my money."
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"When we split up, where are you gonna go?"
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"Don't worry. My family will hide me until the heat's off."
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"You keep your ink hole shut about this."
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"We're free! We're free!"
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"Hey, the next time my mom asks me to help around the house,"
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"I could come live with your family."
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"Don't get fresh with me, jerk!"
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"Take it from a blacksmith, that girl's trouble."
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"I've already forgotten how ugly she is."
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