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Clips from The Simpsons - The Marge-ian Chronicles (S27E27)

"Get rid of them. Oh."
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"Don't let these feathery fellas ruffle your feathers, fella."
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"Chickens."
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"Whoa, so orange."
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"I'm sorry, I can't eat these."
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"They're yellow eggs, Marge. Yellow."
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"Have you? Nope!"
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"Have you?"
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"Boy, I won't live long enough to teach you about sex,"
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"This is what we're after."
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"How can idiots say there's no God"
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"I'd never leave my bedroom."
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"to forgive you for this."
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"but we can steal his idea."
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"feed them, love them and eat their eggs?"
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"to reduce our carbon footprint."
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"Or maybe increase it, I'm not sure."
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"These don't taste right."
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm, Bart's right."
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"because they were stolen, do you?"
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"Theft equals flavor."
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"Just take 'em."
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"Keep chasing!"
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"It improves the flavor!"
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"I guess we don't need our chickens anymore."
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"I wasn't worried about that."
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"our mission is to help humanity make the next big leap."
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"Uh, you leave your helmet on."
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"This video will explain our revolutionary vision."
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"It's what we do."
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"But since our world holds no more secrets,"
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"before we set foot on the Red Planet."
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"Exploration Incorporated."
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"What about those Mars nutjobs?"
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"Who wants to take a one-way trip to a barren, lifeless rock?"
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"Yeah, in a couple years, we'll have"
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"That's why I volunteered this afternoon."
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"What?!"
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"The mission leaves in ten years."
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"No way, young lady."
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"They thought of that."
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"They might not even pick me."
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"Uh, honey?"
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"I've learned one thing."
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"just because someone told you not to?"
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"Exactly."
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"Hmm, "turning into the skid.""
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"That's exactly where jazz belongs."
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"Now watch Lisa lose interest in Mars,"
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"Oh, not great. Amazing."
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"to stand in the Valles Marineris"
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"and thunder-chug a Blue Bronco energy drink."
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"I'm sorry, Blue Bronco? Wait, thunder-chug?"
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"of this mission's many corporate partners."
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"we've teamed up with some of America's most exciting brands."
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"Trudge-Rite Work Boots,"
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"Principal Skinner?"
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"Mars is the ultimate field trip."
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"Well, I hope to establish a planet of perfect equality-ment."
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"she'd lose interest."
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"A family unit could be perfect for this mission."
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"mind-game reverse super-fake-out."
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"Since you're so excited to go to Mars,"
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"you'll be thrilled to start on"
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"the hab's daily maintenance procedures."
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"Fun!"
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"They're science!"
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"for morbidly obese astronauts."
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"I know we're just here to fake-support our daughter,"
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"Moms spend their whole lives"
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"obsessing over unlikely catastrophes."
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"You've both passed with flying colors"
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"and will be named finalists in our astronaut search."
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"Marge, you're a revelation."
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"friendless middle children, that sort of thing."
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"But you display an amazing ability"
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"so you can quit."
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"Maybe I don't want to quit."
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"Do you realize what a big deal it is to be a space colonist?"
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"a stay-at-hab space wife!"
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"I would ever want to go to Mars with."
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"That's too bad,"
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"because I'm going with you."
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"I'm finally good at something"
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"and she has to make it into a competition."
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"That must be really hard for you."
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"It is!"
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"I'm so sorry you have to go through this."
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"Thank you."
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"That listening-to-women junk"
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"Dad, after seeing Mom and Lisa go at it,"
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"I'm glad our relationship is about physical abuse,"
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"We made a solemn promise to Fig Glutens"
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"that they would be the first cookie on Mars."
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"Thursday?"
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"Then let's go. To Mars."
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"Hmph. Hmph."
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"Dinner time is Simmer-Time. For sauce."
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"They're leaving in a week?"
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"that neither of them actually wants to go to Mars?"
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"I'm not giving up yet."
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"Yep."
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"We're doing this, apparently."
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"I don't want to go!"
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"eleven..."
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"Do you know how to run the dishwasher?"
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"Of course not!"
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"Maybe we can use paper plates!"
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"Where the hell do we get those?"
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"Ignition!"
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"It's the outside of a real rocket."
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"That plan is our legacy."
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"To inspire the next generation."
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"And to provide a distraction while we drove away."
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"Mom, doesn't it frighten you"
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"Thank you."
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"I'm thinking of an app"
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"Algorithms like that would be great"
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"If you want a hamburger, you watch five ads."
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