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Clips from The Simpsons - A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again (S23E23)

"Here we go again."
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"♪ And there was a boy at school ♪"
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"Sorry, kid, but there comes a day when"
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"that just doesn't do anything anymore."
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"want, want, want, want!"
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"Mom, Dad..."
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"Maybe we could afford a vacation if some big shot"
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"Again with Mr. Steak! Do you know why I go to Mr. Steak?"
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"Well, of course they don't!"
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"Okay, maybe I can pay for the cruise."
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"Bart! There's a really mean squirrel in the backyard."
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"Ah..."
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"Homer!"
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"We saw how much this cruise means to you,"
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"And we made just enough for an economy cabin!"
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"I sold a couple of my rare jazz records."
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"And I sold our good china."
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"Yeah..."
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"And here's the worst part: I never get any time alone"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but your cruise is overbooked."
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"What? I can offer you a cabin"
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"of pushups and kale!"
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"Family vacations always suck."
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"♪ Worth it to be ri-ght! ♪"
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"This isn't your cabin."
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"Double upgrade! All right!"
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"No, honey. You just passed out"
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"You'll never guess how many bath towels they gave us..."
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"- enough! - Whoo..."
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"And there's a DVD library of movies"
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"Greetings, cruisers!"
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"where the only rule is "Always Have Fun!""
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"I'd like to ask you for a week of vacation."
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"Laser-Tag, Waterslide Bobsled..."
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"And the ocean will do all of the work."
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"Let me guess: a broken foosball table"
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""KidZone: Elite"."
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"No, help me tag and release seabirds."
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"Two?!"
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"All right, Fun Schedule, you're about to get did!"
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"shell necklaces; they really hid the poverty nicely."
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"♪ One week of glitz and glam instead of pain and fear ♪"
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"♪ In just a few days' time, this boat pulls into dock ♪"
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"♪ Back home, well, not so much ♪"
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"♪ Back home, that's called alcoholic ♪"
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"♪ Enjoy it while you can. ♪"
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"homework, bullies and a lunch bag sandwich"
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"Why can't vacation last forever?"
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"That's right, Io."
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"But no moon of Jupiter is as beautiful as you."
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"Purple!"
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"A virus?!"
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"- We're stuck on the ship?! - What should we do?!"
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"Mmm."
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"have met with nothing but static."
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"It appears we have no choice-- to avoid the virus,"
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"We're stuck here!"
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"As we greet a sunny Day 12, After Virus."
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"I always knew mankind's hubris would doom us all."
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"not to worry, as today's delicious buffet"
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"Hug your kids."
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"Mankind did not listen!"
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"Hey, guys, can you believe how awesome this is?"
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"Kiss!"
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"Yeah, and the customer service on this cruise"
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"This group is adapting children's classics"
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"for the stage to entertain generations of survivors."
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"We should rule them as conquerors."
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"Check it out! The gallery was gonna"
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"throw these paintings overboard,"
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"We're all gonna watch a movie together."
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"Uh, got to go!"
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"Speak passenger, son of passenger."
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"What?"
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"and it says, "Judge not, lest ye...""
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"I did it for you guys, too."
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"Lisa, you made friends with kids just like you."
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"Choke on my numb blue hands!"
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"Those ones are having a blast."
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"Whoa... whoa...!"
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"♪ The Simpsons ♪"
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"Monday."
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"We built heaven and made it float."
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"Royalty Cruises, one week away from the everyday."
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"Visuals and commercial, if anything, underplay"
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"the thrill of actual cruise experience."
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"Want, want, want, want, want,"
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"do you know there's a boat out there where nothing sucks?"
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"It's called Royalty Cruises,"
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"and Royalty Cruise specialists are standing by now!"
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"I'm sorry, sweetie."
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"didn't pick up the tab for his buddies at Mr. Steak."
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"Because at Mr. Steak, they don't get mad at me"
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"for ending a lot of money at Mr. Steak!"
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"Who could stay married to such a man?"
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"Let's see how much it costs for a cabin on a low deck."
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"Face it, we're just kids."
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"We can't afford stuff with zeroes in the prices."
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"All we have in the world are the things our parents give us."
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"Hmm..."
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"I need you to dare me to fight him!"
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"Huh?!"
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"Bart's been raptured! And his crap's been craptured!"
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"Why do you want a box of Bart's baby teeth?"
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"Doctor says I need more calcium, and I ain't "Tums Rich.""
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"I sold all my stuff,"
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"Just try to enjoy your dinner, sweetie."
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"I can't, I sold my "dinner futures.""
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"Nice doing business with you, boy."
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"It's okay. I don't have much of an appetite."
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"I'm going to floor."
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"Mom! Dad!"
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"I woke up and the money jar was full!"
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"That means the devil accepted my bargain."
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"Now, to uphold my end of the deal!"
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"Snowball II! No!"
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"Still love the genre, of course."
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"Not even close to getting sick of it."
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"Really?!"
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"But that's been in your family for generations."
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