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Clips from The Simpsons - King Size Homer (S07E07)

"Someone's in here."
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"No! No! Oh!"
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"This new exercise program is great."
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"Uh, actually, Homer, that's just one."
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"Okay."
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"Yes, yes. That's the spirit."
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"If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."
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"Eat around the banana, Dad. It's just empty vitamins."
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"I don't know. Fish sandwich."
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"- Bad day at the rat races? - Yeah."
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"Have you thought about your health or your appearance?"
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"Aw, honey. It looks just like a real doughnut."
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"It will allow our safety inspector here to perform his duties from home."
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"Yes! Simpson!"
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"But this season-"
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"Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer?"
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"'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable."
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""Core temperature normal. " Hmm. Not too shabby."
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"Aw, no! The corn!"
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"- Dad? - Yes, honey?"
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"of your controversial plan, shall we?"
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"Now I'm a big, fat dynamo!"
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"Don't make me close that shade!"
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"A Fridge Too Far."
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"Sir, if you just quiet down..."
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"Why, you-"
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"I'm gonna have to shut it down myself!"
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"Everybody's gonna be dead, especially me! D'oh!"
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"The ice-cream man."
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"but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac."
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"- I'll take a rocket bomb! - What can I get for 30 cents?"
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"For a while, I feared for my life."
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"Come on, Simpson. Open up. We know you're in there."
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"Mmm. That one."
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"No.!"
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"- Oh, for the love of- - Boy."
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"I've never seen a man so desperate to get out of five minutes of calisthenics."
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"One, two, three, four."
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"Up, down, three, four."
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"Yeah. Every muscle in my body's gettin' a workout."
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"Yeah, especially your big fat- Oh, wait."
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"Raise your right hock. Aerate."
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"Raise your left hock. Aerate."
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"I want to see more Teddy Roosevelts and less Franklin Roosevelts."
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"Two!"
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"See, each pushup includes both an up part and a down part."
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"D'oh!"
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"Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get outta this?"
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"Aw, he's at home on disability."
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"He got injured on the job, and they sent him home with pay."
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"It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity."
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"It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity."
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"Stupidity, eh?"
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"Must hurt self."
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"Must hurt self."
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"D'oh!"
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"Hmm. Probably better that didn't hit me."
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"- Yes? - Hello."
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"May I help you?"
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"Uh..."
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"could you give me a little push in the opposite direction?"
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"Thank you."
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"Carpal tunnel syndrome? No."
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"Lumber lung? No."
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"Juggler's despair? No. Achy-breaky pelvis? No."
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"Oh! I'm never gonna be disabled."
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"I'm sick of being so healthy."
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"Hey, wait."
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""Hyperobesity."
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""If you weigh more than 300 pounds..."
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"you qualify as disabled. ""
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"- You can do it, old boy. - Yes, I can!"
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"If you gain 61 pounds, they'll let you work at home?"
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"Yuh-huh. That's the deal. No more exercise program. No more traffic."
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"No more blood drives or charity walks."
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"but helping you gain 61 pounds is something I want to be a part of."
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"Dad!"
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"I must protest. You're abusing a program..."
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"intended to help the unfortunate."
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"I'm not saying it isn't sleazy, honey."
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"But try to see it my way."
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"All my life, I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body."
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"- Have you told Mom about this? - No. It would only worry her."
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"If you want to add to her worries, go ahead."
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"I guess I'm just a little more grateful for all she's done for us."
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"- Dad! - Yes, sweetheart?"
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"Obesity is really unhealthy. Any doctor will tell you that."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, we'll just see about that, little Miss Smart Guy."
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"My God! That's monstrous."
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"I've never heard of anything so negligen-"
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"I'll have no part of it."
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"- Can you recommend a doctor who will? - Yes."
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"Hi, everybody!"
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"Hi, Dr. Nick!"
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"Now, there are many options available..."
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"for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself."
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"I recommend a slow, steady gorging process..."
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"combined with assal horizontology."
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"Of course."
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"You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups..."
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"such as the whipped group, the congealed group..."
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"and the chocotastic."
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"What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?"
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"Ah, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts."
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"Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon."
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"You could brush your teeth with milk shakes."
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"Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?"
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"And remember, if you're not sure about something..."
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"rub it against a piece of paper."
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"Bye-bye, everybody!"
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"Oh, it's a dream come true, boy."
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"I can- Nay, I must eat everything I've always wanted."
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"Now, come on. Every second I'm out of bed..."
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"I'm burning precious calories."
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"Now get grabbin'."
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"Lucky for you, this stuff doesn't work."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Oh! 225? That means I lost weight!"
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