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Clips from The Simpsons - Black Widower (S03E03)

"Would you turn off that rock 'n' rock music?"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"than most real families on TV."
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"[ Blows Raspberry ]"
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"something disturbing."
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"Now, now, he's an ex-convict."
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"He's paid his debt to society."
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"Then why aren't you using..."
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"Remember, everyone..."
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"for the sake of family unity."
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"Everyone..."
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"Bart is the shamus in short pants who sent me to prison."
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"the first thing out I'd find out where he lives..."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Lousy snitch."
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"of the Buddha."
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"- [ Chittering ] - [ Gasping ]"
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"Droopy Drawers..."
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"Colonel Coward..."
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"and Suckup the Vacuum."
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"I don't believe this..."
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"Just don't drop it in the shower."
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"[ Muffled Protests ]"
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"Do you know what prison is like..."
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"My only joy came with plotting a horrible revenge..."
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"Bart, if I wanted to kill you..."
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"But what kind of guest would I have been?"
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"You know the rules:"
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"But kismet be kind, well as cruel."
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"I received an answer to my letter..."
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"[ Selma ] ''Dear #2 460 1..."
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"''I need a man and cannot find one..."
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"''filing nuisance lawsuits."
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"''Enclosed is a photo of us on a tandem bike."
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"''your latest letter set off a riot..."
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"in the maximum-security wing of my heart. ''"
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"- Ohhh... - [ Pffft ]"
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"our love bloomed despite all obstacles."
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"on the cheek."
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"[ Kissing ]"
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"I bade farewell to my cellmates..."
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"and left with the woman I loved."
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"I'm going to miss you most of all."
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"[ All ] Aww!"
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"I've got to admit it, Selma..."
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"- Bart! - Indeed, I did..."
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"towards the sunny shores of Selma."
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"Here, here."
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"''Q''... Seven..."
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"Close enough. May you drive safely..."
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"and find true love."
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"[ Skipped item nr. 170 ]"
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"You should see the bus they came to the studio in."
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"Get out here, you gumba!"
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"- Huh? What? - [ Man #1 ] I can't believe it!"
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"This guy is a national treasure."
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"All I can be is myself."
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"If they open the books on this telethon I'm right back in there."
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"[ Marge ] Now, about your wedding dress..."
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"- White! - White."
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"Homer, you're a trencherman."
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"What should we serve?"
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"They taste as good as they look..."
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"It all tastes like Styrofoam to me."
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"Okay, we've got cocktail weenies and Swedish meatballs."
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"Selma, this wedding is spinning out of control."
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"they gave me when I left prison."
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"instead of your... less tangible qualities."
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"Tomorrow we'll be Mr. and Mrs. Bob Terwilliger."
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"Hey, Bob, give some of that honey this way."
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"Sit down and shut up!"
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"- No! [ Crying ] - [ Door Slams ]"
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"He was so cruel."
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"The things he said..."
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"they're just not true."
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"Bart, stop that!"
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"No, he's right."
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"Selma, I don't know what to say."
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"Just tell me you like MacGyver."
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"but it's no big deal."
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"- No. - Go on."
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"one of her nonviolent programs, I take a walk."
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"then I stumble home in the mood for love."
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"Oh, Bob."
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"to have and to hold, in sickness and in health..."
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"till death do you part?"
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"where do you think you're going?"
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"Well, I guess it could be worse."
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"Krusty!"
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"Oh, gee, a joke, huh?"
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"Okay, this guy walks into a bar..."
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"and takes out a tiny piano and a 1 2-inch pianist--"
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"on the advice of my new husband..."
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"except for after meals and after MacGyver."
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"I'm dying of jealousy."
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"[ Shouting Farewells ]"
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"and the honeymoon is going to be..."
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"murder."
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"and the videocassette Homer gave us."
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"Hey, and after we watch this, we can tape over it."
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"you brainless luggage monkey!"
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"Now, smile for the camera, that's a good lad."
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"[ Metallic Squeaking ]"
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"Ah, fire--"
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"Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?"
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"Don't forget to die."
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"Mind if I watch TVwith you?"
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"MacGyver..."
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"MacGyver..."
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"Good-bye."
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"Poor Selma. You were having..."
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"Do you have room in your jail..."
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"for a two-time loser?"
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"how did you untangle my web?"
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"Yeah, Bart, clue us in."
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"to get that fireplace, but why?"
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"Then it hit me--"
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"The gas!"
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"Surely anyone would have noticed a gas leak..."
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