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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Star (S09E09)

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"- Oh, wow! - Oh, bravo!"
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"- [Exhales] - Come to papa."
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"Hey, tubby, want another Pop-Tart, tubby?"
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"You know, Milhouse, you are getting a little doughy."
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"[Nervous Laughter]"
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"And the season hasn't even started yet."
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"All right, Wildcats, are you ready to give 110%, take it one game at a time..."
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"Ah, you got lucky, Flanders!"
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"- And fix that hat! - Yeah. Thanks for the tip, Homer."
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"- [Line Clicks] - Hello?"
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"Ohh! [Groans]"
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"it seems like anyone with half a brain could coach better than you."
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"Me? But you were doing such a great job."
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"[Screaming]"
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"I don't want to make the team."
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"## [Whistling] Good morning, everybody."
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"You shouldn't pressure Bart like that."
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"[Panting]"
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"How can you treat him that way?"
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"- You're gonna blow it! - [Gasps]"
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"- Dad, the car! - I got it."
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"Good luck, Homer. No hard feelings."
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"Not so easy to keep your mouth shut now, is it, Flanders?"
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"Hey, everybody, let's hear it for Bart!"
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"If I don't, I'll be letting Homer down. What am I gonna do?"
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"Oh, you guys are so cut."
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"- I have total faith in you. - [Grunts]"
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"- I quit! - What?"
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"So, like I said, I've never had a tick burrow in so deep."
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"the father of the big quitter."
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"And I quit."
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"Well, Bart, it looks like it's just you and-"
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"[Female Electronic Voice] I'll scratch you."
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"I'm feeling kind of low, Apu."
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"Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."
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"Ahh."
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"You know, tomorrow's the championship game..."
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"Oh, no! My quarterback! What are we gonna do?"
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"- [Siren Blaring] - [Chuckles] Poor Bart."
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"Can'twrlght, cut. Smlth, sorry. Cut."
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"Namath, you stay."
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"All of those people are cut."
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"## [Chorus Slnglng]"
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"[Bell Rlnglng]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"- [Inaling] - [Exhaling]"
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"Well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer..."
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"but I'm more concerned about your gravy level."
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"Now wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day."
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"[Laughing] Well, you're a little confused."
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"Oh, confused, would we?"
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"Okay, gentlemen, I want you to raise your hand when you hear the tone."
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"You can't tell me what to do."
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"[Tone]"
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"- [Higher-pitched Tone] - Nothing yet."
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"- [Very High-pitched Tone] - [Both Screaming]"
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"Now, make no mistake. When I say "first aid"..."
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"I'm not talking about some sort of charity rock concert."
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"[Laughing]"
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"I'm talking about treating serious injuries."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"[Chuckles] Serious injuries. Oh, that's gold."
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"Mom, Mom. I stepped in a bear trap."
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"Sounds like you need some... first aid."
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"All right."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Come on! You can't do one sit up?"
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"I loved your last McBain movie, Mr. Wolfcastle."
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"Quit stalling, fatty."
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"[Inales]"
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"We can wait."
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"- [Grunting] - Come on! Even my fat mama can touch her toes."
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"- [Rips] - Hey, Bart, we wear the same underpants."
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"Results from yesterday's health fair are in and the news is not good."
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"Springfield is in terrible shape..."
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"particularly our young boys."
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"- [Grunting] - [All Laughing]"
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"I'm comfortable with who I am."
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"You're a disgrace to this family."
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"In this reporter's opinion, it's time for our lard-laden lads to shape up."
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"Get out and try fun activities like military service..."
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"frenetic dancing or good old-fashioned peewee football."
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"There you go, Bart. Peewee football will melt away those unsightly pounds and inches."
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"- Yeah, but I could get seriously hurt. - Then it's settled."
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"We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?"
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"[Chuckles] Oh, you betcha."
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"[Both] Yea!"
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"Ah, can't I just have the surgery?"
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"He's gonna need, uh, you know, protection."
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"Sure. One helmet coming up."
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"- down there. - Oh. Why didn't you say so?"
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"Knee pads. You got it."
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"I'm talking about his- [Whispering] personal area."
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"Aha. Say no more. I read you loud and clear."
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"The old shoulder pads."
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"Look, I want a cup."
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"Cup. Could you spell that?"
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"C-U-P. I wanna C-U-"
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"Oh, my God! [Groans]"
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"- Okay, Milhouse, let's try out the new cup. - [Grunts]"
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"- [Chuckles] Again. - [Grunts]"
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"[Yawns]"
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"- [Grunting] - [Marge] Mllhouse, stop that!"
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"[Grunts]"
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"- A little higher, Wendell. - [Grunts]"
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"- [Chuckles] A lot higher, Martin. - [Falnt Grunt]"
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"Uh, Ralph, that's a basketball."
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"[Panting] Okay."
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"- Nelsors our quarterback. - Thanks, four-eyes."
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"- Ralph, you'll be on special teams. - I'm special."
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"- And, uh, Bart, you'll be a tackle. - Cool!"
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"[Groans] Careful, Bart. You'll break my calculator, by which I mean my head."
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"[Llsa] What posltlon have you got for me?"
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"[All Gasping]"
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"That's right. A girl wants to play football. How about that?"
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"Well, that's super-duper, Lisa. In fact, we already have four girls on the team."
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"- You do? - Uh-huh. But we'd love to have you on board."
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"Well, football's not really my thing."
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