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Clips from The Simpsons - Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington (S14E14)

"D'oh! Ah!"
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"Ha, ha, that was my paralyzed side."
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"Please, Moe. I don't wanna do this no more."
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"- Curly Four? - I need a quarter for the bus."
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"It's the only thing holding back the filth."
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"Nutty fudgkins."
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"The people there don't know how to make a flight."
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"Get out of my airspace."
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"This is not a Delta hub."
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"We've already been to Room 915. We've already filled out form 1790."
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"- Vote Quimby. Vote Quimby. - Vote Quimby. Ahh!"
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"There has to be a solution that pleases everyone."
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"We make the laws. We print the money. And we breed the super-soldiers."
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"Homer, we haven't gotten a good night's sleep in weeks."
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"The dog has eaten all its hair."
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"And the fixtures won't stay in one place."
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"I've had this dream before."
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"Cookie, think you can sell this house?"
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"Cookie's number one on the West Side."
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"- But this is the East Side. - Who is this lady?"
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"Why are you selling your house?"
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"It's a good offer. I advise you to take it."
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"I'm walking away."
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"We can't sell the house. We can't live here."
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"What are we going to do?"
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"That's the saddest story I've heard in my 75 years of public service."
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"It makes my blood boil and my left arm feel numb."
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"Also I taste copper."
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"Quick. Someone perform CPR."
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"Special election will be held to fill his seat."
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"Because at Channel 6, we got nothing else."
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"He could help us with the airplanes."
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"Yeah, and entertainers are always winning elections."
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"Mary Bono..."
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"Congress? But I hate the government."
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"IRS, ATF, Immigration..."
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"It's doing 13 while she's elevening your five."
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""All Millard Fillmore Schools are now Ronald Reagans."
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"Russian hooker. You tell me."
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"I did find out one fact: she was a guy."
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"I vow to reach out to the Latino community."
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"You said, "You're going to vomit on their mother's graves.""
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"Don't you see? He's pointing out how sexist men can be."
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"Yeah, listen to the tomato with the melons."
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"When you give me that look, it's a joke."
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"Penis. Now, here's the candidate."
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"Now, I'd like to make a motion. Woo!"
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"It was a different time, 1998."
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"Krusty, I don't usually give advice to Republicans."
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"You have to start making an honest connection with the voters."
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"Krusty, why did you just drop your pants?"
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"People, tell me your problems. I'll fix them all."
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"I gotta go. Don't forget to vote."
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"And watch out for the 612."
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"Welcome to Fox News. Your voice for evil."
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"We'll be interviewing the top two candidates..."
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"He hasn't won yet."
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"I've brought laughter to your homes three days a week, 18 weeks a year..."
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"...for 12 of the past 25 years."
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"Photographs have been modified to include Krusty."
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"- Congressman. - Whatever."
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"So relax, gun nuts. I can't touch you."
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"Hey, hey."
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"You can start by scrubbing off some of this Capitol Hill graffiti."
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"You got a lot of work ahead of you."
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"Grover Cleveland sucks what?"
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"Leave that, lest we forget."
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"I'm sorry, congressman."
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"But this is a committee for designing dollar coins..."
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"...no one will use."
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"Yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap!"
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"There he is."
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"Krusty, I can't believe you're giving up."
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"No one usually shows up unless there's a vote."
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"I've been working in this town for a long time..."
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"Beat it, Waxie."
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"...out of committee."
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"Your job is to drink him under the table so he misses the vote."
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"How about a drinking contest, boy? Right after I vote on the latest bill."
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"One that can't fail."
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"Now, we just need a distraction."
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"I say, I say, my groin."
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"Oh, well, it's paper-clipped. Chairman Hayes, any objections?"
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"I don't wanna fight no Union."
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"And the reason it worked is because you all did your part."
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"But I didn't do anything."
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"We return to a late episode of The Three Stooges:"
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"- There. - Unh."
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"He don't have health insurance."
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"Take that, you... You, um..."
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"- Chowderhead? - Thanks, for nothing, unh."
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"Get up, Curly Four."
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"Droll."
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"Hmm? Hmm... Hmm."
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"Promo."
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"Unh, not the swear jar."
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"Do you hear a noise?"
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"What?"
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"Why is that jet flying so close to our house?"
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"Why don't you ask those guys?"
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"If I stop pedaling, I'll die."
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"But it still beats U.S. Air, ha, ha."
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"They must've moved the flight paths over our house."
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"This is a private jet."
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"The boss. He's got a thing for the ya-yas."
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"Ew! I got Bart's veal."
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"Ew! Marge germs."
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"How much longer is this going to go on?"
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"Tissues, please."
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"Dad, why don't you go to the airport authority and complain?"
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"You man the rake."
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"Go up to Room 915 and ask for form 1790."
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"It was an application to open a Cinnabon stand."
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"Uh, look, they were changed..."
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"Without those noisy planes, I can finally hear my kitten purr."
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"Thanks a million, Joe. You're the swellest."
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"That's your voice?"
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"Now, I regret building you that opera house."
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"From ducks and trees to you's and me's."
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"So go home, learn to live with it, pay your taxes..."
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