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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Heretic (S04E04)

"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"Think, man. Think."
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"I'm whizzin' with the door open, and I love it."
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"ass!"
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"####[Girls Singing]"
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"Oooh, waffle runoff."
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"And he was cast into the fiery cauldron of hell!"
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"Ahhh, I'm there."
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"Uh-oh. [ Whistling ]"
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""Gonna Find Mea Genie With a Magic Bikini. '""
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"[Man #2]Johnny's next record was a spoken word album of his right-wing political views."
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"[ Gasps ] I know that!"
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"Uh, while we're waiting, Why don't I read from the Sunday bulletin?"
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"Otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer."
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"Plea-Please, Christians, don't push."
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"Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoop. Coming through. Howya doing? Love that hat, baby."
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"ties the score at 63-63."
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"- Tell it, Daddy. - And what if we pick the wrong religion?"
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"Every week we're just making God madder and madder."
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"Testify!"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Please show him the error of his ways."
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"He just likes to sleep in on Sundays."
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"Marge. Come to bed, Marge."
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"[ Whispering ] Lord, please. He's not a bad person, Lord, really."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"[Rumbling]"
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"[ Gulps ]"
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"I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids."
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"Hmm, you've got a point there."
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"You know, sometimes..."
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"even I'd rather be watching football."
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"You know what I really hate about church? Those boring sermons."
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"- Give him one for me. - I will."
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"Homer, it's a deal."
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"- Dad, can I ask you a question? - Sure, honey."
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"Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed."
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"Guys, please, could you give me five minutes?"
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"- [ Shouts ] What? - No, it's nothing bad."
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"I'm just concerned because my husband hasn't been attending your services lately."
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"Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26."
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"And you remember..."
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"Hello, work? This is Homer Simpson."
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"- Pretty slick. - You should join my religion, Moe."
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"Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"Neighbor, I heard about your heresy..."
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"- No sale. - Homer, Christian life isn't all praying and sacrifice."
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"- [ Snoring ] - [Phone Ringing]"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"[ Horn Blaring ]"
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"I have a responsibility to raise these children right."
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"And unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is..."
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"Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy."
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"and he didn't always do what other people thought was right."
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"And that man's name was--"
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"Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my god..."
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"There you go again. Always taking someone else's side--"
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"Flanders, the water department, God."
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"I'm only going to ask you one last time."
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"Are you sure you won't come with us to church?"
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"- I got him! - No, don't look for the pitchfork and pointy tail."
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"Today's devil has assumed a more seductive form..."
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"pleasing to the eye."
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"- I don't get it. - [Doorbell Chimes]"
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"There were floppy shoes and rainbow wigs everywhere."
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"A religious clown thing, yes."
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"No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions..."
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"Boy, everyone is stupid except me."
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"That's better."
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"[ Growling ]"
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"[ Coughing ]"
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"- You're on your honor not to steal anything. - Oh, we won't."
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"- How I have waited for this day. - [ Cocks Shotgun ]"
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"[ Siren Wailing ]"
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"[Siren Wailing]"
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"Flanders, you saved me."
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"Why?"
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"Help! Help!"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"I saved your cat. Ow! That hurt."
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"Well, that's just great."
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"Insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable."
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"- Hey, it's out. - [ Cheering ]"
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"Homer, God didn't Set your house on fire."
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"No, but he was working in the hearts Of your friends and neighbors..."
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"Hindu. There are 700 million of us."
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"####[Harp]"
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"God, I gotta ask you something. What's the meaning of life?"
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"Well, okay."
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"[Chorus] ## TheSimpsons ##"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[ Thinking ] Ah, another beautiful day in the womb."
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"##La, la, la####"
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"Let go! Let go!"
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"- Get up, Homer. It's time for church. - I don't wanna go."
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"- It's church. You have to go. - Too cold out."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"One size fits all, my butt!"
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"[ Growls ]"
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"- Hey, where's Homer? - Your father's... resting."
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""Resting" hungover, "resting" got fired? Help me out here."
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"I never wanna leave this bed."
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"[ Blubbering ]"
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"[Man] It's 1 1 K-BBL degrees below zero."
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"- I hope you're someplace warm. - You bet your sweet..."
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"But let's just put it out of our minds..."
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"and turn to the lamentations of Jeremiah..."
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"long version."
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"####[Rock And Roll]"
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"out-of-this-world moon waffles."
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"Liquid smoke."
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"The searing heat..."
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"the scalding rivers of molten sulfur!"
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"The service has ended. Go in peace."
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"Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place."
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"[Man On Radio] That was Johnny Calhoun with..."
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"It killed his career. If you can tell me the name Of that album, call our contest line now."
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