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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Great (S06E06)

"- Looks like you got a leak. - Could you start fixing it?"
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"Lousy traffic jams."
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"We got a little accident that's backing traffic up as far as this reporter can see."
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"Hey, how come you guys got such great parking places?"
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"- It's a secret. - Shut up."
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"- No, we're busy. - Yeah, we got things to do."
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"I do now."
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"I saw weird stuff in that place last night."
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"There are two ways to gain membership:"
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"Or save the life of a Stonecutter."
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"Hey!"
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"Forget it, Homer. While it has been established eggs contain cholesterol..."
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"Oh, you got it all wrong, Homer. It's not like that."
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"Everyone likes you. You're a wonderful person."
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"Hey, Billy, hey, Joey, come on in. There's plenty of room."
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"I felt so left out."
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"I'm a member!"
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"This is it. My ticket in."
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"Thanks, Lenny. When am I gonna be initiated?"
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"- You outrank Mr. Burns here? - Sure. Watch."
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"Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder."
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"...that someday a Chosen One will..."
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"Let the initiation begin."
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"...is a lot like the Unblinking Eye?"
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"The Paddling of the Swollen Ass, with paddles."
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"And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets..."
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"Everyone takes the same oath."
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"Welcome to the club, Number 908."
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"...who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance..."
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"Now let's all get drunk and play Ping-Pong."
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"So it's still gonna be a couple of weeks."
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"- Same old space, huh, Dad? - Yep."
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"This keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet."
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"Oh, and don't bother calling 911 anymore. Here's the real number."
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"Now let us party like 'twere 1799!"
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"Please, sir. You're destroying my establishment."
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"...AA meetings, beer night."
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"Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?"
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"Who holds back the electric car?"
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"We do We do"
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"Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night?"
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"We do"
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"This is just appalling and outrageous."
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"- No! - You really are stupid."
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"You are the Chosen One..."
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"Getting what you want all the time will leave you unfulfilled and joyless."
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"That's just an excellent break."
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"...you have a royal sampler."
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"- Yeah. - Well..."
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"The grand exalted leader requests a moment of your time."
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"I could help others."
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"Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people."
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"He's gone mad with power, like that Albert Schweitzer guy."
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"Oh, thank you, Mr. Simpson."
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"You were right, Lisa. I've never felt so spiritually fulfilled."
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"- We gotta kill him! - Take it easy, Moe."
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"Let's hear from the Stonecutter World Council before we act too rashly."
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"- Kill the fool! - Afraid I have to disagree..."
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"...No Homers."
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"You know, you are a member of a very exclusive club."
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"...which has just five members."
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"The Simpson family is the best possible club I could belong to."
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"All right, all right, it's Lisa's turn."
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"Shut up."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Homer the Great"
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"The basement is getting awfully flooded. And I think the cat's down there."
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"Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks."
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"And that's if I order them today."
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"- Which I won't. - Oh, dear."
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"Emergency call. Gotta go."
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"- What should we do until you get back? - Put a pan down there."
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"It didn't work."
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"The traffic report will get me out of this one."
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"This is Ernie Pie."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"Hey, will you guys help me fix my...?"
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"Hey, how come you guys got better chairs than me?"
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"- It's a secret. - Shut up."
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"Hey, you guys wanna go bowling tonight?"
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"Like what?"
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"It's a secret."
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"Shut up."
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"So Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays."
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"They don't tell me where they go. It's like a conspiracy."
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"A conspiracy, eh? You think they're involved in the Kennedy assassination?"
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"I'm gonna follow them tonight and see where they go."
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"- Well, something did. - I don't want you stalking anyone."
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"Oh, okay. Have it your own way, Marge."
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"I'll be back in a minute."
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"I'm going outside..."
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"...to stalk..."
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"...Lenny and Carl..."
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"All I have to do is follow the yellow-drip road."
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"- There's our secret meeting place. - Yes. Let's go inside."
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"Sounds good."
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"I can see everything and they're none the wiser."
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"- An intruder! - He will pay the ultimate price."
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"Get out of here!"
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"Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."
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"We don't know what you're talking about, Homer."
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"You can't join the Stonecutters. It's too exclusive."
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"Oh, well."
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"That was a real nice secret organization we had once."
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"Stonecutters, eh? How do I join?"
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"I saved your life. That egg sandwich could've killed you by cholesterol."
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"...it has not been proven that they raise the level..."
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"Those Egg Council creeps got to you too?"
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"You'd better run, egg!"
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"Why don't people like me, Marge?"
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"Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?"
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"- I'm sure it's nothing personal, Homer. - It is."
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"It's been happening to me all my life."
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"- Sorry. Not you, Homer. - Why not?"
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"But you let in Homer Glumpet."
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"It says "no Homers.""
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"We're allowed to have one."
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"- Kids can be so cruel. - We can? Thanks, Mom."
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"Cut it out, Bart!"
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"I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters."
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