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Clips from The Simpsons - My Fare Lady (S26E26)

"♪ The Simpsons 26x14 ♪ My Fare Lady Original Air Date on February 15, 2015"
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"Marge! Stop that crazy thing!"
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"Lisa to her music,"
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"I'm supposed to help drive the kids?"
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"Oh..."
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"Well, we've got an hour. Who wants coffee?"
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"No, no, I insist. I'm stealing."
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"When I show him the tab,"
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"She's the brassiest broad on Broadway!"
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"She's funny and vulgar and full of Hollywood stories,"
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"I can't close down the bar on a Saturday."
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"blood mop, bag of lime and that's it."
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"No... no, no... no."
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"with an ice maker."
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"Are you over 23?"
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"Yes."
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"You're in! Oh!"
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"What the...? When I was a young car,"
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"like I had nothing better to do."
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"Brilliant! Oh, and thanks for telling me"
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"I grabbed a cab,"
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"For me!"
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"Huh. Not a man in sight."
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"I am woman, hear me pour!"
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"Let me help you up."
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"Wha...?"
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"Yeah, I'm-I'm sorry for snapping at you guys,"
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"I have to live on my savings here."
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"Eh..."
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"Six months."
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"At last! I'll earn money for schlepping."
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"so thanks a lot."
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"Hey, I'm the one payin'."
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"Left, left!"
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"Eh... left!"
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"The Golden Gate Bridge is the longest span"
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"No!"
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"Hard a-port!"
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"Girl with big..."
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"It's called a checkerboard floor, ya unwrapped mummy."
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"How come, on your badge, you got a mustache,"
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"It'll take me weeks to grow that mustache back."
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"Young man, how do you fit such brilliance"
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"I come to America to drive taxi."
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"All right, let me be honest with youse."
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"Well, as supervisor, I can't fraternize with the, uh,"
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"They ran out of Beaujolais Cru in the executive dining room"
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"I think I'd rather sit somewhere else."
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"Oh, now you gotta throw"
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"Working with those plants is great!"
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"I-It's okay to have a feminine side!"
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"♪ I got a push notification on my smartphone ♪"
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"♪ I asked if there was somewhere I could take him ♪"
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"♪ I said, "I've had my share of unhappy fares" ♪"
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"if we quit our new jobs."
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"I'm gonna build my bar back up, better than ever!"
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"Let the man speak!"
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"Air fresheners!"
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"♪ Here's Homer Simpson ♪"
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"♪ And the problem child ♪"
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"♪ Hip daughter Lisa ♪"
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"♪ Marge, his wife ♪"
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"I've printed out our driving plan."
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"If we work together, we can get Bart to his sports,"
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"and Maggie to the five birthday parties"
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"she's invited to today."
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"I'm not spending my precious Saturday"
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"chauffeuring those overprivileged kids"
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"to a better life than I ever had."
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"I need a ride to Cub Scouts."
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"Why are you asking me? Is your thumb broken?"
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"Have him back by Father's Day!"
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"Homie, are you dressed?"
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"Homie?"
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"Moe, quick-- beer me before I answer the phone!"
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"Ah, the first pour of the day."
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"Let me just tie on my apron,"
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"limber up the old tap-pulling arm..."
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"Ooh... eh..."
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"I need it now!"
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"Hey, Marge."
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"Oh, man, I wish I knew that sooner,"
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"but I just had a beer."
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"You're already drinking at 8:00 in the morning?"
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"How much have you had?"
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"Come on!"
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"Whoo-hoo! Off the hook!"
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"Oh, looks like this is all me."
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"Yeah, while you're at it, can you pick me up some beer?"
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"See you at the bake sale, sucker!"
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"So Sideshow Mel is drinking here all afternoon."
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"he says he left his wallet in his other skirt,"
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"and he pays me with this."
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"Hey, this is a ticket to see Laney Fontaine."
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"like, uh... Jimmy Stewart was a super-nice guy."
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"Oh, geez, now I want to go."
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"Why can't ya?"
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"That's when you guys can drink,"
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"'cause you're not working for three days."
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"Hey, Moe, I'll take care of the bar."
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"You did me a favor today."
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"Huh... well, okay."
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"Uh, let me just show you where everything is. Uh..."
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"Shotgun, shotgun shells,"
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"Oh... I didn't know we could decorate our cars."
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"When that's on my grille,"
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"I'm getting paid to drive people around."
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"We're a social-media-based ride share service."
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"We bring the "fair" back to "fares.""
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"Those aren't air quotes."
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"My fingers start doing that"
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"after they're around the wheel all day."
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"Mm. Well, I drive all day,"
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"With the money you make, I could buy a fridge..."
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"Do you want to work for us?"
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"Sure!"
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"And are you under 80?"
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"Yes!"
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"I didn't sit around smiling,"
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