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Clips from The Simpsons - Lost Our Lisa (S09E09)

"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"- [All Grunt] - Ha-ha!"
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"Hey, Bart, what's your favorite thing about teachers' conference day?"
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"- Time is money. - [Homer] Morning, Barney."
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"Skinner!"
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"Uh- Oh, a lead shirt."
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"- I have a better idea. - [Bird Squawking]"
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"I was wondering if you had any industrial-strength adhesive I could use on my face."
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"## [Humming]"
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""In case of accidental ingestion, consult a mortician.""
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"Oh, my goodness!"
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"Alone? Absolutely not. It's just too dangerous for an eight-year-old."
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"Na!"
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"[Muttering] Y'ello?"
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"Clean, reliable public transportation."
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"- V.D. clinic. - [Gasps] Look!"
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"to the stupid place it's supposed to stupid go!"
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"Uh, listen, I'm kind of lost."
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"[Baby Crying]"
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"[Chuckles] I mean, they're humorous and all..."
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"but, uh, this is certainly no laughing matter."
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"- Can you help him, Doctor? - Oh, my, yes."
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"- Khlav Khalash! - Oh!"
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"[Grunting] Hmm?"
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"Oh, for God's sakes, my little girl is- [Gasps]"
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"Well, I've already got some balloons, but they're not this nice."
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"Excuse me, ma'am? Uh, hello?"
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"- Ow! - Look out!"
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"Oh, no. I'm gonna go off the end of the-"
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"- Hurry! Hurry! Lower the bridge! - You're the boss."
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"Dad, grab onto it!"
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"D'oh! Ow! D'oh! Ow!"
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"- I mean, a drawbridge did close on your head. - Nah, I'll just walk it off."
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"- Dad! - [Chuckling]"
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"Lisa, we're home! Sorry about the museum!"
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"Do it!"
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"Okay. Here goes. [Grunting]"
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"Wow! It's magnificent!"
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"and still have no clue what it means."
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"Well, Daddy will figure it out."
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"It's a music box."
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"Thanks for making me take such a stupid risk, Dad."
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"It's kind of humbling, isn't it?"
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"The music we just heard might never be heard again."
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"Well, that's a good song too. ## [Humming]"
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"##[Both Humming]"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo]"
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"[Beeping]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"Mmm, I guess that we don't have to go to school."
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"Wow! Mine too!"
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"The world is completely different on a weekday morning."
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"Banks are open. Old people are walking the streets with impunity."
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"And look! Barney's not even drunk yet."
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"Morning, boys. Can't stop to chat."
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"You know what makes it even sweeter?"
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"While we're out havir fun and walkir around like crazy..."
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"those teachers are cooped up in school like morons!"
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"Mmm, here we go again."
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"[All Laughing, Whooping]"
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"Ah. No day would be completely wasted without a visit..."
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"to the old joke shop."
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"[Chuckles] Rookie mistake, Milhouse."
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"[Groans]"
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"Check it out, Bart. X-ray specs!"
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"Hey, these don't work."
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"I'll take three pairs. Here's my prescription."
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"You wanna not play with that? Just got it charged."
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"Maybe you can help me. I don't think my face is as hilarious as it could be."
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"What can you show me in a nose or forehead accessory?"
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"Whoa! Lookir sharp!"
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"If you put dog doo on the suction cups, they'll stick better."
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"Milhouse, I'm not gonna take dog doo..."
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"that's been on the dirty ground and put it on my face."
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"- Hey, Dad, wake up! - Huh? What? [Muttering]"
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"I'm awake! I'm awake! I'm a productive member of the team."
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"You can't fire me! I quit!"
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"- Please! I have a family. - Relax, Dad, it's just me."
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"Well, let's see what we got in the old drawer."
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"Aha! There's some glue. [Straining]"
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"Hope this stuff holds."
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"This exhibit is a once-in-a-lifetime event."
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"It's the first time these Egyptian artifacts have been allowed out of England."
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"Just let me put some film in the camera, and then we'll hop in the car."
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"You can get a picture of your mommy with a mummy. [Giggling]"
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"Whoops! There goes Carlsbad Caverns. Oh, well."
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"Oh, I can't wait! In just 20 minutes..."
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"we'll be in a three-hour line to see the Orb of Isis."
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"Ta-da! Notice anything new?"
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"Bart, what have I told you about throwing money away at that joke shop?"
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"- To try and cut back a little? - [Groans] Take those silly things off."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"- Bart, did you glue those on? - Oh, don't be ridiculous."
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"Mom, I didn't eat any of it. I'm not stupid."
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"We've gotta get you to a doctor right away."
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"Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow!"
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"Wait! You promised to take me to the museum!"
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"I know, honey, but this is a very unusual situation."
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"At least, it would be for most families."
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"- What if I took a bus? - A bus?"
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"In a few years when you're old enough to drive, then you can take a bus."
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"But it's the last day of the Isis exhibit!"
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"Well, you should've thought of that before I glued all this stuff to my face."
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"- [Snoring] - [Phone Ringing]"
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"- Dad? - Who is this?"
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"It's Lisa. I just called to tell you how much I love you."
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"- And can I take the bus to the museum? - Museum?"
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"Mmm, I don't like the sound of that. What did your mother say?"
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"Um, I wasrt 100% clear on that."
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"She said something, but she was kind of in a rush to get Bart to the emergency room."
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"Hmm. So you wanna take the bus, huh?"
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"I don't know. That's a pretty big decision."
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"Well, if it would put your mind at ease, I could take a limousine."
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"$200? Oh! Isn't there any other way?"
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"Hmm. I guess I could take the bus if you think that's a better idea."
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"Frankly, I do. I know you had your heart set on a limo..."
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