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Clips from The Simpsons - The Cad And The Hat (S28E28)

"Both things are equally possible."
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"Did you steal my painting?"
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"(angry muttering, bleeping)"
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"Boo! Boo!"
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"(screams)"
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"But today I don't care."
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"Not since I was the winning bidder"
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"have I been so... Aw, dang it."
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"Ooh! Gross! Raisin blood!"
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"It all began on the hottest summer on record."
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"Aah!"
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"I got all the beach I want with Anzio Beach Invasion."
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"I'll go in first so they won't know it's a trap."
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"(Homer whimpering)"
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"I've ever seen on a beach."
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"That's exactly what I'm bad to."
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"(gasps)"
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"♪ Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? ♪"
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"♪ Then we wouldn't have to wait so long ♪"
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"♪ And wouldn't it be nice to live together ♪"
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"Oh!"
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"Hmm."
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"Mrs. King, the Lightbulb Babies,"
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"the Mini Ashtray, Slit Face."
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"Want to put a 20 on it?"
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"(groans)"
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"Damn right I can! I'm bad to the bone!"
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"(grunts)"
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"I'm your guilt."
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"You do now."
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"(crack)"
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"Sunny?"
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"Uh, no."
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"(whooshing)"
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"Oh, here comes the dustpan."
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"I can't find Sunny anywhere."
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"She only wore that because it was part of her uniform."
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"Oh-ho, I'd like to see that."
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"So, Homer, how did you get so good at chess?"
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"It was a sad life, but I wasn't affected."
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"(blows note)"
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"Bart? What is it?"
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"and grow..."
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"it'll still be the most hideous thing you could imagine!"
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"Nerds! Get 'em!"
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"Homer, listen, hey,"
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"Oh, my head!"
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"Won't someone reset us!"
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"I'm world chess champion Magnus Carlsen."
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"I'm not a chess player anymore."
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"Okay, I don't have to move the cube."
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"Ga-der!"
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"Huh? The soda ate right through the metal!"
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"Hit it, boys!"
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"An excellent move by Homer."
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"♪ ♪"
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"What's going on here?"
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"Bart and I are friends again."
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"(chuckles) I do some of my best fathering"
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"(grunts) Closed set!"
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"Whoa, look out."
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"Hey, where's our sailboat?"
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"Oh. It really tied the room together."
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"Yes. That painting was great."
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"Derivative, amateur seascape."
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"Maybe another animated show stole it!"
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"(gasps) We'll see about that!"
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"Or maybe I sold it on Craigslist."
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"This a TV show,"
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"or did I walk into a third grade shoebox diorama?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Out of the mouths of babes."
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"♪ We're in the cookies you hate to eat ♪"
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"♪ An unpleasant surprise when you trick-or-treat... ♪"
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"Snacks should be bad for you!"
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"(high-pitched yells)"
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"(grunting)"
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"(Homer screams)"
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"Ew, what smells like comic books and loneliness?"
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"- (gasps) - Oh, uh, certainly not this cool cat."
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"Nope. That was spot-on."
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"- Look what I got! - My painting!"
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"The pièce de résistance of my memorabilia collection!"
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"on a Ziploc full of Jonathan Frakes' beard trimmings"
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"(Homer grunting, kids yelling)"
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"(panting)"
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"Oh, I did it."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Bart and I haven't always been the best of friends."
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"Aah!"
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"And we're here to tell you a story of a time"
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"when we really didn't get along."
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"(hooting)"
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"But we found our way!"
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"And we like each other better than ever!"
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"Way to spoil the ending, nerd-burger."
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"Mmm, nerd-burger."
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"After years of pollution in Springfield Bay,"
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"I am honored to announce that these waters"
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"are now safe to swim in."
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"(cheering)"
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"Huzzah for a cleaner Springfield!"
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"Er, uh, it's not cleaner."
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"We just lowered the safety standards."
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"Yay!"
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"(sizzling)"
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"Okay, who's up for a day at the beach?"
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"Pathetic! I was there, and it was nothing like that."
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"(Grampa gasps)"
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"I surrender!"
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"Yoink. Yoink."
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"Movado!"
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"(humming)"
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"(laughter)"
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"Well, that is the most disgusting thing"
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"Kind of sad, really."
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"(sighs)"
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"A booger?"
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"- Real mature, guys, real mature. - (both snickering)"
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"A human booger, indeed."
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