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Clips from The Simpsons - Half-Decent Proposal (S13E13)

"D'oh!"
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"Dream"
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"Ooh, Jar Jar, everyone hates you but me."
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"If we turn her in, we can get a form letter from Dick Cheney."
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"You know how hard it is to get a doctor on Wednesday morning."
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"I haven't lost so much sleep"
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"since little Bartie had the scoots."
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"I'll get it!"
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"I didn't leave Homer, and I never will."
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"Great. We'll have a girls night."
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"Let's catch the tail end of Nooky in New York."
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"That sounds great!"
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"I'm gonna scream."
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"This is so like our lives."
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"Ah!"
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"and coming in at number five"
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"is Springfield native Artie Ziff."
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"Whoa! Your old boyfriend."
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"you know, just to congratulate him on his success."
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"Okay, hold onto your hats."
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"I want to sex you up. Your love slave, Marge."
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"You can't use the word "sex" on the Internet."
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"A note from Marge Simpson?"
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"I was just thinking about her."
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"For the last 20 years."
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"For you."
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"Ooh."
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"Well, well, Marge Bouvier."
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"That e-mail. Look, I got a little drunk and we were..."
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"You can't spell party without Artie,"
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"How you doing?"
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"Look, it's great to see you,"
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"Homer, don't talk with your mouth full."
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"It's like being married to my best friend,"
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"Homie!"
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"to let me spend a weekend alone"
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"Mmm. A million dollars. Wait a minute."
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"what life would be like had she chosen me."
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"If we had Artie's money, I could get that snoring surgery."
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"Just like I got used to saying "Courteney Cox-Arquette. ""
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"One squeaking spring symphony coming up."
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"Yeah, I..."
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"Huh?"
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"Okay, Ziff. You get her for the weekend, but no funny stuff."
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"which is pretty much any John Woo film."
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"Your wife's virtues shall remain"
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"Yeah. Homer sold his wife for a million bucks."
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"That's gonna buy him a lot of swings in the old batting cage."
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"Yeah, I can't get Artie out of my head."
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"Where are you taking me?"
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"I can't believe he's paying us"
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"Disco Stu is working pro bono."
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"Marge, many years ago I turned a groovy night into a complete bummer."
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"Tonight you get the prom you always deserved."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Very well, Marge. I see you'll never feel"
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"Aw! He's gonna sleep tonight."
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"then it means I've figured out"
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"That's right. Artie Ziff's fake prom."
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"So I'll have these two dolls do it for me."
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"But I can explain!"
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"I carved that one wonderful summer."
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"You know, we've never discussed it."
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"Close to a bathroom?"
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"I'm gonna leave this world the way I entered it,"
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"dirty, screaming, and torn away from the woman I love."
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"Thank you. You've been very helpful."
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"Dad just got a library card in West Springfield."
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"He must have taken a job"
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"That's practically a death sentence!"
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"I hope we can always be friends."
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"With privileges?"
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"Mmm? Mmm?"
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"No."
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"Let's raise our goggles in triumph."
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"Ain't you coming, Homer? Why?"
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"We said good day!"
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"Listen to me, Homer! You've won!"
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"You own Marge's heart, and that's something I could never buy."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Carl Carlson?"
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"Oh. I can't take his money."
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"Now, Homer, if there's one thing"
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"I bid you adieu!"
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"That little nerd saved my life."
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"Goodnight, honey."
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"He's a loser, Marge. Dump him!"
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"The Simpsons"
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"Dream, dream, dream"
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"In my arms when I want you"
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"because of Dad's chronic snoring."
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"Well, there's a surgical option, but it's not cheap."
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"Here's what it costs."
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"Interesting. Here's my counteroffer."
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"Get out."
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"Pedals, people!"
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"So Lisa, do you have a date for the harvest dance?"
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"This is not a good time!"
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"It's never a good time!"
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"Overnight bag, no husband in sight! It's happened!"
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"And let's get that ring off."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Delilah."
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"I just need one night away from his snoring."
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"No bras!"
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"Nooky in New York?"
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"It's a cable show about four single women who act like gay men."
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"If I'm not having sex by the end of this goat cheese quesadilla,"
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"I also enjoy sex."
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"Since this morning, I've had sex with a New York Knick,"
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"two subway cops and a guy who works on Wall Street."
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"Broker?"
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"Nah, she's just really sore."
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"It's like they hid a camera in our apartment."
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"Coming up next on BHO, it's Arli$$."
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"Gentlemen, start your envy!"
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"Men's World Magazine has listed the 100 richest men in the country,"
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"Ooh."
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"Please. We went out once."
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"Artie made mega bucks with a revolutionary invention,"
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"a converter that changes that horrible modem noise into easy listening music."
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