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Clips from The Simpsons - King of the Hill (S09E09)

"[Homer] Ooh!"
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"[Beeping]"
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"Mom, a man just died."
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"he would have made gluttony a sin."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"- [Homer] Ooh. Still plenty of parking. - [Children Chattering]"
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"[Giggling]"
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"Gentlemen, the game is capture the flag."
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"Over here! Over here!"
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"- Um, I'll take- - [Milhouse] Rick me! Rick me!"
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"- I pick my dad. - [Snoring]"
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"He gets pretty competitive when he's drinking."
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"Why don't you go capture me some more potato salad."
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"Flanders is playing? Why didn't you say so?"
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"No. Wait. I have a plan. But I'll need your underpants."
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"- [All Shouting] - Get him! Get him! He's getting away!"
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"- [All Shouting] - [Panting, Wheezing]"
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"Come on, Dad. Just a few more feet. Show 'em what you got."
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"[Panting]"
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"[Milhouse] Go! Get him! Go! Go!"
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"[All Shouting, Laughing]"
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"Hey. He's trying to turn over."
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"Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee."
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"- [Panting] - Okay, boy."
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"- [Screeches] - Oh, great. Now the cat knows."
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"[Inales Deeply] Look, Son. Daddy got in shape."
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"[Exhales Deeply]"
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"Or I could just move that picture."
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"[Growling]"
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"Hey. These Powersauce bars look pretty healthy."
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"[Mispronounces] Oh. A "gym.""
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"- Let me show you how to do it like a man. - [Gasps]"
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"Hey, hey, hey. That's enough. Now step over to the Abdominator..."
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"- [Grunting] - Push. Harder."
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"Wow, Wolfie. Two months ago I didn't know what the word dumbbell meant."
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"[Chuckles] Go ahead. Try and grab some flab."
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"- Ooh! - Whoa!"
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"Damn right."
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"My casserole is not filth."
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"Sorry. I only eat food in bar form."
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"into one handy, mouth-size bar."
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"[Gulps]"
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"- Hmm. - [Beeping]"
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"Homer, please remember to wipe your sweat off that machine."
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"I got a terrible rash yesterday."
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"- climb the highest mountain in Springfield. - The Murderhorn."
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"[Scoffs] Sure! For experienced mountain climbers."
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"Brad, a word?"
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"It's believable. That's what I like about it."
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"You're gonna be the first man to climb the Murderhorn."
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"I am?"
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"You'll die up there, just like I did."
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"Sure. It was the winter of'28."
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"The Butter Baby Flapjack Company sponsored me and a fella named McAllister."
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"[Screaming]"
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"You're not risking your life just to impress me, are you?"
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"Oh, man. This is hard."
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"Brad, could Homer have made it this far..."
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"without the engineered nutrition of six kinds of apples?"
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"Powersauce is amazing!"
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"- Frankly, we don't care. - So nobody believes I can do this, huh?"
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"Homer Simpson here. I've sent the Sherpas home, and I'm heading for the top- solo."
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"Wake up, Homer. Those bars are just junk."
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"They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers."
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"[Neil] Homer, listen to me. Turn back now!"
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"Doctors say he may not have the mega-nutrients needed to stave off death."
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"Oh, Dad's gonna die, and it's all my fault."
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"- as long as he's with those Sherpas. - Uh, Mom."
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"[Grunting]"
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"But I'm gonna make it."
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"Wait. I'll just take that escalator."
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"Just a few feet more."
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"I did it. I made it all the way to-"
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"It just keeps going! [Sobbing] I give up."
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"You beat me, mountain!"
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"Uh-oh. Hey."
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"[Faint Shouting]"
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"[Screams]"
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"Did you make it to the top, Dad? Huh? Did ya?"
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"See any interesting flags up there?"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"Under attack by Commie Nazis."
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"They won't stop me from delivering these UNICEF pennies."
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"[Grunts]"
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"Wow. McBain is really buffed up."
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Shudders]"
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"That's what I call breakneck speed. [Laughs]"
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"[Groans] Anyway, it's time for the church picnic."
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"What? They had a picnic last week."
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"No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church."
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"[Chuckles] Ah, the joke's on you."
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"We borrowed that jar from your table."
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"So you just shot your own mustard."
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"Aw, nuts."
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"Ah, there's nothing like a good old-fashioned picnic."
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"How's my kite doing, Smithers?"
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"Oh, it's, uh, soaring majestically, sir."
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"- You're it. - We'll see about that. After him, Smithers."
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"- Rod, ladies pick first. - Okay. I choose... Todd."
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"Oh! Oh! Oh! Bart! Bart! Bart!"
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"Nelson."
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"Saving the best for last, huh, Bart?"
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"Yeah. That must be it."
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"I pick my dad. Do you want to play capture the flag, Daddy?"
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"[Chuckles] We- Sports on a Sunday?"
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"[Lovejoy] Oh, just play the damn game, Ned."
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"Yeah. Well, if you get a grown-up, then so do we."
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"- [Nelson] Him? - Well, you'd be surprised."
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"Come on, Dad. We're playing capture the flag."
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"But Rod picked his dad. It's a matter of family honor."
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"[Grunting]"
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"[Sighs] Oh. It appears..."
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"I will have to find a new fortress of solitude."
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"- Okay, Dad. They've got our flag guarded pretty good. - I agree. Let's surrender."
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"Hmm. All right. But don't lose 'em. They're my only pair."
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"I got it! I got the flag!"
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"[Chuckles] Stupid kids."
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"Pin him!"
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