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Clips from The Simpsons - Apocalypse Cow (S19E19)

"Hey, hey, kids!"
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"Today's Krusty's Korean Kartoon Kavalcade starts"
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"Trans-Clown-O-Morphs Transforming clowns"
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"Back off, Pterodactyl-bots."
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"You'll never conquer Big Top City."
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"It's time to make you Trans-Clown-O-Morphs extinct."
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"and text me the message "start the day with Kellogg's""
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"Every week we have to buy something else"
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"This is for par and a share of sixth place."
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"Mom, we need a Callaway titanium"
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"You two have been bombarded with enough commercial images."
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"And Bart, you go with your father to Shelbyville"
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"The clerks are always shouting in Hebrew on their cell phones."
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"and do everything in just one take?"
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"Don't you worry about Wikipedia."
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"I wouldn't mind driving that over a prairie dog village."
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"Yeah, there's a bunch."
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"Let's skip the oath and, uh, get you behind the wheel"
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"here's your summer project: pick a calf and raise him up"
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"And at the end of the summer, the best calf wins a blue ribbon."
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"I'll take anything but the runt."
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"Pullet, Bantam, Orpington, Pullet, Flemish Giant,"
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"Pullet, Leghorn..."
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"All right, I get it, I get it."
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"Now son, I'm not here to judge."
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"to be taken to a feedlot..."
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"is thousands of dollars."
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"Leave me alone!"
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"I can't help you!"
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"I'm just a little boy!"
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"Bart, are you all right?"
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"What you heard was your conscience"
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"Not even prosciutto and melon!"
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"But your body is going to miss the protein,"
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"I love the taste of death."
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"- Give me a minute. - Come on."
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"who can help us get in. I'll just give the signal."
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"Cheese is genocide."
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"We honor your chain-link spirit."
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"Lou, what happened to you? You got fat."
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"I still love you."
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"The way Barry Bonds' kids probably still love him."
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"How we going to get him out of here?"
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"Hell, yeah."
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"Well, your friend Mary from 4-H lives on a farm."
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"Yes, it works."
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"All right, Lou, to freedom!"
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"Lou?"
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"Hang on. Hey, Mary, there's a boy here askin' on you!"
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"Hey, Bart."
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"What's going on?"
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"According to the traditions of the hill folk,"
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"Cletus, open up a wall so Dia-Betty can come."
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"We'll see who stabs who."
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"Yo, I'm the coolest puppet in Sockville,"
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"and I love strained spinach."
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"I wonder if Maggie would like it."
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"We're putting a stop to this right now."
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"and he really cares about that cow"
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"- but it'll take a lot of sewing. - I'll get your fabrics."
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"And I'll make sure Flanders doesn't bother us."
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"Okay, let's set up the chitlin bar over here."
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"And excuse me, why are the spittoons so far from the chaw station?"
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"This is a wedding, people, not a funeral."
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"Something old..."
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"... something new, something burrowed,"
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"and something stew."
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"Mama, you know I love your somethin' stew,"
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"but I got no appetite for any of this."
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"No, and she's cutting it pretty close."
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"We're about ten minutes away from "You may kiss the bride.""
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"Kiss?! I thought we were just getting married."
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"And since we don't need to hear from women folk"
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"Stop the wedding!"
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"- I love that big ol' cow. - How could you say that?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, you look great, honey."
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"your mom knows best."
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"I'll never forget you."
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"- Trust me. - D'oh! I mean, moo!"
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"Okay, they bought it."
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"- Have you got Lou in your car? - Roger that."
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"and receive the food and medical care"
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"that in America would go to human beings."
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"Lou, if that plane leaves the ground"
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"Ready... for... pickup."
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"Marge, kids, the things I saw."
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"and if necessary, the sweetest meat of all: human."
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"I had a cow, man."
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"The Simpsons 1917 : "Apocalypse Cow""
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"For SeriesSub.com"
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"It's a beautiful, sunny Saturday morning."
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"So get ready for six hours of cartoons!"
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"with an exciting adventure of "The Trans-Clown-O-Morphs.""
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"Only my Saturday morning viewers can save me!"
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"- or I will die. - Enough from you!"
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"Hurry!"
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"Guess no one's buying my cereal."
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"Buy or I'll die."
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"Mom, we need to throw out all this Krusty cereal"
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"and get Robot Clown cereal!"
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"I want you to watch a show that isn't just one long commercial."
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"Justin Leonard lines up the putt."
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"- perimeter-weighted driver! - It adds yards to any swing."
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"Lisa, I've got a big bunch of black banas."
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"You know what that means."
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"Oh, no, I hate the beanbag store."
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"So Dean Martin would show up at the last minute"
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"- That's right. - But Wikipedia said"
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"he was "passionate about rehearsal.""
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"We'll change it when we get home."
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"Hey, check it out!"
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"Honk to the driver!"
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"Martin?!"
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"What's a tool like you doing on something cool like that?"
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"Yeah, what's the deal, loser?"
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"It's part of my duties as a member of 4-H."
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"4- H Club? Is it dangerous?"
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"Indeed, it has the most finger loss"
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"Can I join, Dad? Can I? Can I? Can I?"
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"encourage parents to get involved in the activities."
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