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Clips from The Simpsons - We're on the Road to D'owhere (S17E17)

"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"No one would ever guess you spent three months in a lake."
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"(BART GASPS)"
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"Just think, Milhouse. From now on,"
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"we'll always be "those kids who got into the steam tunnels.""
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"I don't mind. Trouble's a form of attention."
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"And a new rope!"
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"These steam tunnels are awesome!"
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"It's like we're in the school's lymphatic system"
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"My dad had a long talk with me about this."
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"Look, we're having pizza tomorrow!"
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"I'm gonna eat a lighter breakfast."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Hmm. That's odd. We only turn the heat on for Parents Night."
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"(STEAM HISSING)"
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"Steam!"
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"(STEAM HISSING) (GASPS)"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"We're going a cappella, people!"
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"But who's responsible?"
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"(GRUNTS) Don't bother struggling."
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"To highlight the seriousness of Bart's offense,"
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"Superintendent Chalmers will be joining us by video uplink."
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"You're in Scottsdale? I'm in Scottsdale! At the Hyatt! Room 381!"
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"No. We've been using shower caps."
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"Skinner!"
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"Then they send them home quietly ticking away."
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"Mmm. This camp's got it all."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"It seems he was our problem before."
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"Which is too bad, because I think"
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"Oh, yeah, that'll be way more fun than Vegas."
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"We'll get a monkey drunk and push him down the stairs!"
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"(GRUNTS) I'll kill you the way I killed Intellectual Homer!"
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"and replace it with knickknacks and curios!"
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"Oh, no."
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"Bart blamed this on the dog."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Eh. Come on, Dad."
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"We got a long way to go."
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"Boy, if you were half as smart as you think you are,"
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"And I'm one Snickers pie away from losing my foot to diabetes!"
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"(DROOLING)"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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""Look at me. I use a napkin.""
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"But the bacon man lives in a bacon house!"
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"Show your face this minute! Mmm?"
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"Hmm..."
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"Hey, Stavros, there's a guy in your bathroom trying to dine and dash."
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"Someone's hitting my butt with something!"
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"(GROANING)"
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"Hmm, let me get this straight."
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"(GRUNTS) Fine."
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"(GASPS) My LP of Dreamcoat?"
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"It was red and yellow And green and brown"
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"...And purple and white And pink and orange"
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"Scarlet and black And ocher and peach"
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"Mmm, Dexonumb, Somnodoze, Percolax!"
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"and my thong notch is on fire! How much?"
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"I'll take a dozen of each."
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"Oh, wow! Drugs in a bottle! I feel like Elvis Presley!"
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"Whoa, this is so much safer than buying my illegal drugs at the playground."
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"(SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)"
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"(ALARM RINGING) (LAUGHING)"
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"Can't talk now, Homer. I'm too satisfied in every way."
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"Hmm?"
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"I gotcha now, boy."
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"smash your little stupid head!"
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"That's what I'm gonna do!"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"I'm here for the (CLEARS THROAT) yard sale."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Can I buy some pills?"
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"(SIGHS) Oh! (KNOCKING)"
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"Oh, Chief Wiggum. Uh, are you still with the police department?"
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"Dad, I think you actually enjoy seeing your own son suffer."
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"I don't enjoy it."
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"Being a father is just a job."
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"Long hours, no pay."
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"We're gonna take his sass and turn it into siss."
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"Whoo-hoo! Vegas, here I come!"
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"Hey, Homer, you want to eat my shorts?"
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"Oh."
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"Whoo-hoo! Vegas, here I come! Oh, right. Bart."
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Nicely chopped, Simpson."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"It's a "deer" crossing! (TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Wipe the blood off the windshield and get in the car, boy."
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"Taking you to Vegas!"
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"I'm gonna order a steak dinner and eat it on the toilet!"
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"I'm in jail and I need $10,000 bail."
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"and now we're in Nevada State Prison."
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"someday boil down to just you and me."
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(NEIGHS)"
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"Well, well, Bart Simpson in trouble again."
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"What can I say? I missed you, Myra."
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"How's things with you and Frank?"
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"That bum."
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"He says his divorce will be final next week."
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"So why is she pregnant again?"
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"Ouch! You hang in there, beautiful."
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"So where's the Skin-man?"
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"A fine year for Camrys."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"I gotta warn ya, we could get in trouble."
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"MOE: Gentlemen, the moment has finally arrived."
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"I'm renting a party bus and taking all you regulars to Las Vegas."
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"Nevada? That's right."
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"Moe, why are you being so generous?"
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