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Clips from The Simpsons - The Joy of Sect (S09E09)

"- You got it! - [Groans] I'll take your word for it."
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"Oh, no. Not again!"
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"Have you heard of Krishna consciousness?"
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"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
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"Hmm. Makes sense."
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"Hey. Look. There's a big crowd to welcome us back, even though we lost."
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"Hey, I'll give you somethir to cry about, you loser. You can't catch a football?"
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"[All Shouting]"
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"- Are they some kind of church? - Who cares what it is?"
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"The point is these are some decent, generous people that I can take advantage of."
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"[Together] Welcome, brother."
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"## [Continues]"
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"He's the head of our perfect family."
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"And when our galactic vehicle is complete, he will take us to our new home: Blisstonia."
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"Why don't you come chat with us about the Leader at the welcome center?"
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"- Will there be beer? - Beer is not allowed."
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"What kind of beer?"
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"Wow! A free movie! Thanks!"
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"Out of my way, jerk-ass!"
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"well-known for its high levels ofbliss."
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"What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there."
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"You see, when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span."
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"Let the judgment begin. I'll get the ball rolling."
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"You've failed at everything you've ever tried."
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"Whoa. You've got my number on that one, buddy."
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"- You gonna finish that, bony? - Oh, "griven"-"
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"We surrender our will as of this date."
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"The Leader is good. The Leader is great."
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"We surrender our will as of this date."
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"## [Singing]"
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"was our life savings, the deed to the house..."
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"and a commitment of 10 trillion years of labor."
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"- Homer! - What? What did I say?"
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"except that we're all moving to the Movementarian agricultural compound..."
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"- to be near the Leader and serve him. - I'm not leaving my home."
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"In exchange for your home and all your money..."
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"That's a negatory, good buddy!"
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"I kind of think it's cool. Just pretend you're in a zombie movie."
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"These rubes in robes haven't met the likes of Bart Simpson before."
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"[Cackles]"
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"is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants..."
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"[Chuckles Nervously] Looks like slim pickings today, Reverend."
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"You two, stop talking and resume the lima bean harvest."
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"When we got married, you promised me my harvesting days were over."
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"- [All Murmuring] - [Man] What's going on?"
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"I've never been so happy."
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"He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status."
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"[Chuckles] Actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping..."
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"[Gasps] You're right. We're getting screwed."
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"Uh, why don't you leave the symbol to me, sir?"
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"This is ridiculous. We're already married."
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"- Hey. Remember our agreement. I'm the man. - You're the man!"
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"- I could have done a lot worse, Mother. - Speak for yourself."
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"So, do you enjoy comic books?"
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"And who can tell me where thunder and lightning come from?"
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"Yes, Bart?"
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"Very good, Bart. And who invented Morse code?"
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"The-The Leader?"
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"Ah. Correct again."
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"He's wrong! You're wrong!"
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"The whole damn system is wrong! [Screams]"
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"These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch."
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"- I'll put it with the others. - Homer..."
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"you know I always try to put the best face on everything..."
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"[Bart & Lisa] No, we don't, Mother."
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"All right. I'll throw in the killir for free."
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"What an honor. We've been called into the presence of-"
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"Look. Let's the three of us try it together."
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"Outsiders have kidnapped some of our property."
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"he urges you to be as violent as you like in capturing the Simpsons."
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"[Chattering]"
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"What are you doing? They're not here, you idiots!"
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"All right. I'll get out my checkbook. [Grumbles]"
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"- What was that? - Ah, I said- [Grumbles]"
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"Sorry, kids. There's no such thing as hover bikes."
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"They're just a couple of Huffys on a fishing line."
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"- But we heard them hovering. - Oh, I'm afraid I played a dirty part in this little charade."
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"[Thinking] No. Must resist temptation."
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"I was born again!"
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"because of your lack of faith, you've ruined mankind's chance for salvation."
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"Come back. Come back!"
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"Oh, I guess it's back to good old-fashioned voodoo."
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"[Man Announcing] You are watching Fox."
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"[Together] We are watching Fox."
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"[Homer Screams]"
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"- [Crash] - Thanks for letting me skip school..."
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"to see the team come back from the championship, Dad."
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"than he can at any school."
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"Hey. I need to see your claim checks for that luggage."
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"[Groans] I'll need to see yours too."
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"- You're just doing your job. - [All Laughing]"
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"- Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum? - Get out."
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"Look at the outrageous markup."
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"You magnificent bastard. I salute you!"
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"Ew! Another liver transplant."
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"You're not gettir away that easy, little fella."
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"This, Bart, is a crazy man."
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"Right. That'll work."
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"A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia."
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"We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend."
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"- It's this weekend. - Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?"
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"- Um, it's free. - I see. And when is it?"
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"- It's this weekend. - And what are you charging for this free weekend?"
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"- Come on, Dad. The team's arriving. - It's free, right?"
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"- But what if they try to talk us into something? - Marge, Marge, Marge."
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"Remember when those smooth-talking guys..."
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"tried to sell me a time-share vacation condo?"
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"- You bought four of them. Thank God the check bounced. - So I beat the system."
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"Out of my way, jerk-ass!"
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"It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the Leader."
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"Homer no function beer well without."
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"Would you rather have beer or complete and utter contentment?"
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"The Leader knows how miserable you, Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie are."
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"Really? I'm surprised about Maggie."
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"Just come up and watch our orientation film. You're free to leave at any time."
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"##[TV: Fanfare]"
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"[Man On TV] Once we collect enough money for fuel..."
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"where we will all board our intergalactic vehicle- rows one through 30 first."
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"Upon our arrival, we will begin our new, perfect lives on Blisstonia..."
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