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Clips from The Simpsons - Changing of the Guardian (S24E24)

""In this exciting strategy game,"
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"with the Doges of Venice.""
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"Now, just fill out these customs forms,"
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"Twister!"
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"No! Outside the house!"
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"if thy tornado must take me,"
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"I'm going after him."
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"It's okay, Marge, they're professionals."
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"from a highly-respected storm chaser's widow."
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"It's not what you're thinking."
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"Behold, the awesome nonsense of nature."
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"Okay, the tornado that took your dog"
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"looked like an F3 moving westerly."
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"I guess you do know your weather."
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"Ha! That means a lot"
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"I'd say she's prettier than a surface hoar."
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"The sublimation of ice crystals"
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"that's colder than a frost point."
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"I'll tell you what women really want:"
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"That is the stupidest..."
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"Fine, but I swear, I will win you back from Lenny."
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"I was just 27 years from retirement!"
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"Oh, my God, the twister got Carl,"
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"You're trapped in there good."
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"Once again, the big banks"
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"Come on."
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"Oh."
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"Let them have their moment."
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"after having fled the state at the first sign of the storm."
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"we're having a very expensive crane"
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"And it got very sick on the way over."
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"Well, our top priority"
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"is making sure that bird gets well."
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"You guys want to come out in a plain circle"
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"Just cut the glass."
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"Everybody wants it done yesterday."
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"Okay, wise guy, you get to pull out"
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"Except for the face full of glass"
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"he did a pretty good job."
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"Sure. Why not?"
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"Clearly, the boy's in shock."
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"Stop being blasé. Never!"
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"but it's bedtime."
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"we've never named guardians."
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"No, our state."
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"Okay, you're right."
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"Hi. You've reach Herb Powell."
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"There's really only one choice,"
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"I'm not giving our kids"
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"One lump, please."
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"We've been tiger-mothering her."
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"Shut up! You can't praise her."
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"She'll think she's smart and slack off."
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"Mmm, maybe we'd better go."
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"it would be an honor."
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"before inviting in three more mouths he can't feed."
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"Hey, Luanne, you always asked me"
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"what I saw in Vicky at the Walgreens."
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"Let me get this straight."
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"to take three more?"
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"being a little too choosy about who our kids"
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"We'll take what we can get."
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"Wait a minute, I live here. Aw."
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"And why are we wearing our good clothes?"
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"for your mom and me if we should fail"
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"rolls over and crushes Mom."
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"Homer, dual incomes, no kids at 2:00."
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"We'll get a whole "meet cute" thing going."
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"Look at those adorable children."
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"This is a pretty important decision."
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"He's like a successful version of Dad."
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"have some fried clams and collect sea glass."
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"Wait, what about that couple?"
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"Boy, cats sure breed a lot."
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"Mmm."
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"Wow."
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"Someone's smitten."
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"Things that you're desperately missing"
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"So, surfing is really your job?"
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"Mmm."
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"Wow."
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"I love two things:"
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"It signifies that if I ever get to be a burden,"
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"No, I turned it down"
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"would be getting the much better deal."
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"All you need to know is I'm a politeness monster"
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"Man, you sure can talk surfer talk."
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"but do you think maybe we're moving"
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"I swear to you, Marge,"
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"Your father says I need to keep you lashed"
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"Great."
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"And now my Dad can notarize."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Name another."
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"Well, I must admit"
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"it's a relief to get that taken care of."
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"A whole weekend?"
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"I guess."
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"to get the pets' Christmas presents."
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"I don't like the way they just rip the paper off."
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"that I never told you about, except I guess I just did."
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"We're all caught up now. Let's go."
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"Unless we die on this icy mountain road."
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"is definitely better for the kids,"
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"Then more bone picking."
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"Honestly, we fell in love with them,"
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"Look, before anyone says anything else,"
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"how could you possibly think you could get our kids?"
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"That combination's pretty unstoppable."
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"that can only be filled by foreign travel,"
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"sleeping late and gourmet food."
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"We've won!"
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"Living the way kids in India can only dream of."
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""you amass resources-- timber, salt fish and wax--"
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""to fund the syndicate to gain influence"
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"this stupid game Lisa likes?"
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"I don't like this game."
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"Even the kids on the box look bored."
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"We have to do something until the storm passes."
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"and we can get started."
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