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Clips from The Simpsons - Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo (S10E10)

"D'oh!"
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"Hey, why didn't you tell me the new issue of Weird was here?"
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"Oh, yeah. I'm betting on jai alai in the Cayman Islands."
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"See? Even after my cyber squandering..."
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"Oh, yes!"
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"We were robbed?"
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"I'll get us the money- even if I have to get a second job."
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"every time you got a bill to pay."
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"Oh, we're-We're not as well off as you think."
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"- They were evidence at a murder trial. - Sweet."
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"Maybe you're right, Ned."
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"Are you tired of missing out on the good things in life-"
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"There's only three left in the world."
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"Oh, here we go with the fat-cat bashing."
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"Uh-oh! I'm late for the Short Line Railroad."
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"''Ya gotta squeeze every penny.''"
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"You see this tux? I got it cheap 'cause Roy Cohn died in it."
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"That fancy yacht?"
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"A bargain, 'cause it smells like cat pee."
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"Hey, I squeezed so hard it went into my hand."
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"Ew. We're gonna do our grocery shopping at a 99-cent store?"
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"Look, Mom. They have your dress."
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"Thirty-three cents? I paid almost double that."
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"According to the Mexican Council of Food..."
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"this expired two years ago."
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"This also says it can cause red tide poisoning."
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"Homer, you could have just unscrewed the bottom."
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"Chuck Garabedian says you can fly mega cheap..."
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"Then you can buy their seats for a fraction of the price."
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"and has four available mega-saver seats."
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"- Yeah! - Come on, Homer.Japan."
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"Never mind. Looks like the Flanders are gonna get those seats anyway."
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"Come on!"
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"Come on, Homer. Japan will be fun."
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"- You liked Rashomon. - That's not how I remember it."
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"What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese."
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"Headsets, five dollars.''"
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"Homer, you're supposed to slide those doors open."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"The Meiji Shrine."
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"- Hey, I'm still checking outJapanese TV. - ##"
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"- Robots be right back. - Whoo!"
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"Let's go to an authentic Japanese noodle house."
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"The toilet recommended a place called Americatown."
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"I bet it's smaller and more efficient."
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"Oh, of course you're right."
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"You know, I read about a Shinto teahouse..."
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"Oh, right."
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"Congratulations. I am the emperor."
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"Now can we do something Japanese?"
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"Then we had to do two hours of origami..."
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"but we're down to our last million yen."
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"Don't worry, ichiban."
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"Oh, be careful. We need that money to get home."
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"Now, Mr. Simpson..."
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"The United States will not stand idly by..."
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"while one of its citizens is stuck here like this."
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"But, Mr. Ambassador, how are we going to get home?"
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"Beats me. Try getting a job and earning some money."
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"That's what I did. By the way, ''ambassador'' is taken."
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"brings us 31 cents closer to those tickets home."
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"Spare my life and I will grant you three wi-"
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"Yippee! Time for the company loyalty song."
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"Well, this sucks. What else is on?"
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"tries to win their dreams..."
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"That gives me an idea."
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"- You honor us. - Don't patronize me."
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"but I think we'd all like a free dinner at Americatown."
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"We punish ignorance."
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"- ''Ow. That hurts.'' - Oh, yeah, number one. Definitely."
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"I don't know. I like ''Why are you doing this?''"
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"All right, Simpsons, whack the pinata."
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"- We didn't know. - I had an inkling."
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"- Is the answer ''Japan''? - Actually, it is."
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"but he is being burned internally."
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"Hey, isn't that Homer on theJapanese Channel?"
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"If that's Homer, then who the hell's been puttin' beers on his tab?"
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"Congratulations, Simpsons."
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"The airline tickets are yours."
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"This vacation really blows."
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"I sure hope they don't have an ice cream round."
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"Mmm. I don't think that bridge can support much weight."
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"Plummet! Plummet! Plummet! Plummet!"
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"Plummet.! Plummet.! Plummet.! Plummet.! Plummet.! Plummet.!"
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"Kudos, Simpsons. You have won your freedom."
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"They're about greed and wonderful prizes..."
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"like poorly built catamarans."
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"But somewhere along the line, you lost your way."
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"For shame."
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"who say they are deathly afraid of scorpions."
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"Ooh, God! Ow! Ooh!"
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"Good-bye,Japan. I'll miss your Kentucky Fried Chicken..."
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"is worry about Mothra, and we do have reports..."
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"- Dad, it's not- - ''Gigabytes.''"
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"They've done it again."
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"''Gigabytes.'' Wait-This isn't Weird."
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"Why, there's no magazine called Weird, is there?"
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"This is Wired. It's about computers and technology."
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"Hey, look. There's a cybercafe opening right here in Springfield."
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"I'll show you how to order pizza over the Internet."
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"The Internet? Is that thing still around?"
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"I know a Web site that shows monkeys doin' it."
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"Come on, Lisa. Monkeys."
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"Ew. This lass needs a bit of grounds keeping."
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"Eh? Aah! That's Willie!"
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"My name is Mary."
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"I'm 45, heavy and willing to settle for less."
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"Wow. This Mary's got the whole package."
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"Wow, Dad. You're surfin' like a pro."
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"I invested in something called News Corp-"
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"Dad! That's Fox!"
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"Undo! Undo!"
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"Dad, do we have any money left?"
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"Well, let's check the old bank account."
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"Yoink dot adios, back-slash losers."
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"You seem to know an awful lot about this for an innocent person."
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"We were saving that money for our family vacation."
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"Now we're gonna have to start all over again."
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"Aw, don't worry, sweetheart."
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"Evenin', neighbor. Low on funds again?"
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