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Clips from The Simpsons - Four Regrettings and a Funeral (S25E25)

Videos 1989 Season 25, Episode 3 4 min ★ 6.4/10 (73 ratings) 388 clips
Short Comedy
No sex without a ring.
"No sex without a ring."
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Get your own couch.
"Get your own couch."
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He regretted that the high school long jump record he set
"He regretted that the high school long jump record he set"
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Let us pray.
"Let us pray."
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Eh, everyone has regrets.
"Eh, everyone has regrets."
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You? Your marriage is a dead fish
"You? Your marriage is a dead fish"
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floating in a tank of stale beer.
"floating in a tank of stale beer."
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Let us kneel.
"Let us kneel."
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Could Bart have been prenatally screwed up
"Could Bart have been prenatally screwed up"
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♪ Get down! Everybody's gonna leave their seats ♪
"♪ Get down! Everybody's gonna leave their seats ♪"
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♪ You got to lose your mind in Detroit Rock City. ♪
"♪ You got to lose your mind in Detroit Rock City. ♪"
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Overstay my welcome for 40 years?
"Overstay my welcome for 40 years?"
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This is Kent Brockman...
"This is Kent Brockman..."
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We'll have more regrets at 11:00 tonight
"We'll have more regrets at 11:00 tonight"
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following an all-new bottle of scotch.
"following an all-new bottle of scotch."
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Oh, I'm thinking about it!
"Oh, I'm thinking about it!"
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Mm...
"Mm..."
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Oh... that's the coolest bowling ball
"Oh... that's the coolest bowling ball"
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I have no regrets.
"I have no regrets."
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Uh... uh... uh...
"Uh... uh... uh..."
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My pants, like the Lord, work in mysterious ways.
"My pants, like the Lord, work in mysterious ways."
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Return those vestments.
"Return those vestments."
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How many times will you make that mistake?
"How many times will you make that mistake?"
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Just put on the KISS record.
"Just put on the KISS record."
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Which one? Anything from Love Gun.
"Which one? Anything from Love Gun."
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Ah, reckless youth. He'll be okay.
"Ah, reckless youth. He'll be okay."
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Lilah ran a little crepe stand in the seventh arrondissement.
"Lilah ran a little crepe stand in the seventh arrondissement."
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Seeing you there, in the sweet light of Paris between the wars,
"Seeing you there, in the sweet light of Paris between the wars,"
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Oh! Not that.
"Oh! Not that."
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When you say "others," could they be bars of gold?
"When you say "others," could they be bars of gold?"
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as good as you are evil.
"as good as you are evil."
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Hm. It looked a lot better in my memory.
"Hm. It looked a lot better in my memory."
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Uh, but you know what, Smithers?
"Uh, but you know what, Smithers?"
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I will find Lilah and win her back.
"I will find Lilah and win her back."
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And Stalin.
"And Stalin."
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Hello, Kent.
"Hello, Kent."
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I was flying from DC to New York and, of course,
"I was flying from DC to New York and, of course,"
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Look, let's get this out of the way-- just because we both
"Look, let's get this out of the way-- just because we both"
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worked at Channel 6 and you made it big and I didn't
"worked at Channel 6 and you made it big and I didn't"
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the most important mistake you ever made...
"the most important mistake you ever made..."
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after this break.
"after this break."
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but you were suckling the dual teats
"but you were suckling the dual teats"
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of infotainment and celebrifawning.
"of infotainment and celebrifawning."
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Great. We have a clip. No! No, don't show it.
"Great. We have a clip. No! No, don't show it."
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There aren't five good seconds in the whole film.
"There aren't five good seconds in the whole film."
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I'm not a newsman anymore, I'm a geologist.
"I'm not a newsman anymore, I'm a geologist."
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I keep discovering a new rock bottom.
"I keep discovering a new rock bottom."
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Kent, I think I found my ticket out of this town.
"Kent, I think I found my ticket out of this town."
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We can share blazers.
"We can share blazers."
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Willikers! In my three years of soft news,
"Willikers! In my three years of soft news,"
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It would explode if people gripped the wheel too tightly.
"It would explode if people gripped the wheel too tightly."
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I'm going to cable.
"I'm going to cable."
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Cable news!
"Cable news!"
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and black guys on weekends.
"and black guys on weekends."
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This little piggy's afraid to leave his cushy
"This little piggy's afraid to leave his cushy"
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anchorman slop trough.
"anchorman slop trough."
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Could you, uh, phrase that a little more nicely?
"Could you, uh, phrase that a little more nicely?"
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tracking Santa's flight from the North Pole.
"tracking Santa's flight from the North Pole."
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being mad at you last week.
"being mad at you last week."
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but she's a nun.
"but she's a nun."
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Now, since you're so good at finding things, find the exit.
"Now, since you're so good at finding things, find the exit."
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There is the little matter of my fee.
"There is the little matter of my fee."
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Who moved my desk?!
"Who moved my desk?!"
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Now, when a Republican is in trouble...
"Now, when a Republican is in trouble..."
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I'm going back to my sweet little town
"I'm going back to my sweet little town"
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so I'm getting you shined up nice.
"so I'm getting you shined up nice."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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No, no, I didn't ask you to do that, Siri. I...
"No, no, I didn't ask you to do that, Siri. I..."
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Calm down, you're not gonna die up here.
"Calm down, you're not gonna die up here."
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I've saved myself for you.
"I've saved myself for you."
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Well, then, uh...
"Well, then, uh..."
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Child in danger with exciting visuals!
"Child in danger with exciting visuals!"
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This kid's corpse could be
"This kid's corpse could be"
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my magic carpet. Get me a cameraman!
"my magic carpet. Get me a cameraman!"
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A local boy clings to life in a story
"A local boy clings to life in a story"
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Ay, caramba!
"Ay, caramba!"
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that I control with my mind. Amen.
"that I control with my mind. Amen."
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Oh, Lilah.
"Oh, Lilah."
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It's all my fault.
"It's all my fault."
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and he can't even open a refrigerator.
"and he can't even open a refrigerator."
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Pushing, always... always pushing.
"Pushing, always... always pushing."
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Kid's scared to flush. Think's it's his brother.
"Kid's scared to flush. Think's it's his brother."
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Oh, I've got a long-shot idea.
"Oh, I've got a long-shot idea."
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And anything else you could ever think of.
"And anything else you could ever think of."
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Bart! Bart! Bart!
"Bart! Bart! Bart!"
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Bart! Bart! Bart!
"Bart! Bart! Bart!"
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Would you guys knock it off? He's down safe already.
"Would you guys knock it off? He's down safe already."
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Sorry, Chief, that was me putting it down.
"Sorry, Chief, that was me putting it down."
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Back to you, Rachel Maddow.
"Back to you, Rachel Maddow."
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to make up Joe Scarborough on Monday morning.
"to make up Joe Scarborough on Monday morning."
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Hah!
"Hah!"
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Shh!
"Shh!"
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Damn it!
"Damn it!"
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Mm.
"Mm."
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What the...?! Hey, whoa!
"What the...?! Hey, whoa!"
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What about us, man?
"What about us, man?"
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Poor Chip. Such a big part of everyone's life.
"Poor Chip. Such a big part of everyone's life."
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People called him the "sixth Simpson."
"People called him the "sixth Simpson.""
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Chip did such a wonderful job with my biography.
"Chip did such a wonderful job with my biography."
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Chip was the life of Sector 6-F at the nuclear plant,
"Chip was the life of Sector 6-F at the nuclear plant,"
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but Chip once confessed to me he did have a few regrets.
"but Chip once confessed to me he did have a few regrets."
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Chip regretted never ascending
"Chip regretted never ascending"
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Mount Springfield from the south face.
"Mount Springfield from the south face."
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was wind-aided.
"was wind-aided."
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He often spoke of that asterisk.
"He often spoke of that asterisk."
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He never broke par on hole 17 at Springfield Mini Golf.
"He never broke par on hole 17 at Springfield Mini Golf."
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Your baby's addicted to pacifiers.
"Your baby's addicted to pacifiers."
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And your son is out of control.
"And your son is out of control."
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Ow! My knees!
"Ow! My knees!"
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40 years of healing, gone!
"40 years of healing, gone!"
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Although Dickens was pretty well behaved.
"Although Dickens was pretty well behaved."
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He's been screwed up since the moment Homer's DNA
"He's been screwed up since the moment Homer's DNA"
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staggered into your womb.
"staggered into your womb."
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I have no regrets about that.
"I have no regrets about that."
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It was a perfect pregnancy.
"It was a perfect pregnancy."
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Didn't smoke, didn't drink, lost three pounds.
"Didn't smoke, didn't drink, lost three pounds."
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And every night before bed,
"And every night before bed,"
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Homer would give me a little kiss...
"Homer would give me a little kiss..."
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♪ Get up! Everybody's gonna move their feet ♪
"♪ Get up! Everybody's gonna move their feet ♪"
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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