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Clips from The Simpsons - 'Tis the Fifteenth Season (S15E15)

"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"start shopping!"
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"(SCREECHING)"
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"it's the most wonderful time of the year"
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"(GROWLING)"
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"And the first season of Magnum P.I."
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"with commentary by John Hillerman."
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"Your present is right in the other room..."
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"Fine. We'll play it your way!"
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"Here you go, Lenny."
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"May the spirit of Retsyn be with you all year long."
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"God bless God. Amen."
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"That evil old bone bag smelling of death, nose like a vulture,"
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"How are things in Personnel?"
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"It's kind of old."
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"Take it!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"The stars are sweetly wrinkled"
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"We are the fruit"
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"(GASPS) That's the rich people's mall!"
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"Let's shop till we droop."
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"That's a very violent image, Lisa."
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"then we'll spend the rest of the cash on a Christmas tree so large,"
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"ALL: Yay!"
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"Wait a minute. This game is educational!"
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"Perfect! I'll take it!"
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"Doing pretty good so far."
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"(GASPS)"
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"That thing for me!"
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"Oh, God! It's so unnecessary!"
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"You have excellent taste. This is our finest talking astrolabe."
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"It also comes with a notepad and pen that works upside-down."
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"Uh, sure, you know it."
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"We've gotta roll this truckin' convoy to see the newborn king"
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"Convoy"
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"Gorgeous, huh? And quite the bargain."
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"Oh, it just needs a little love."
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"Isn't it sufficient?"
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"ASTROLABE: It is 6:31 p.m. in Montreal."
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"I will be testing my smoke alarm for the next three hours."
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"This is sadder than Tuesdays with Morrie."
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"I don't need her. I've got you, Astrolabe."
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"Beatniks had given drugs to the reindeer"
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"Jimmy Stewart as a puppet is just wrong."
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"TV ANNOUNCER 2: And now back to Mr. McGrew's Christmas Carol."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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""Unloved by Al?" No!"
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"(MOANING)"
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"Thank God. There's still four more days till Christmas."
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"I have time to reform my ways."
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"He learns a lesson!"
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"You have alienated everyone who loved you!"
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"Mr. Scott, fire photon torpedoes."
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"That last one looked kind of good."
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"From now on, I will stop being selfish and start being good."
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"No need, Flanders. I've already given them my old clothes."
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"It looks like this town has a Good Sam logjam."
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"(SOBBING)"
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"All right, now you're starting to creep me out."
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"Yes, I'm old."
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"I'm not looking for glory or wealth."
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"Daddy, are you jealous of Brother Homer?"
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"Here's your skates. Oh, you'll have to take off those boots."
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"Oh, for the love of puppies."
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"Homer, you're the nicest guy in town."
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"This just in,"
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"That Homer just burns my waffles."
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"Pain is the cleanser! Pain is the cleanser!"
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"Well, I'll give you a jump!"
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"I know that can be a dickens of a doozie!"
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"I'm gonna be the nicest man this world has ever seen."
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"I said "man," not "man-God"! Keep your pants on!"
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"Oh-ho. My angle is "givin' in this world, livin' in the next!""
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"But how can you afford all this on a widower's salary?"
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"renting out my house to a fraternity."
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"KRUSTY'S VOICE: You just tweezered my wang!"
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"Hmm. You've given me a lot to think about."
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"HOMER: You're a hero, Homer J"
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"They'll thank you in the morning for stealing Flanders' junk"
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"Homer Jay"
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"and just a little drunk"
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"Oh, I've been robbed!"
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"Man, so this is how it feels."
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"I'd better see my shrink and rob his ass!"
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"Get him!"
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"Wait a minute, everyone! There's your Christmas."
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"(ALL EXCLAIM IN AWE)"
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"it's a miracle."
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"(HOWLING)"
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"(GROWLING)"
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"Stop that!"
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"ALL: Amen!"
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"Ned?"
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"It'd be my pleasure, Homer!"
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"But I don't even have them, but okay. I'll make pretend."
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"I ain't got all day, Drama Queen. Get it over with."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Of the skies"
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"D'oh!"
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"Happy Thanksgiving from the entire Channel 6 family"
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"including Kent Brockman,"
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"with a cardboard cutout."
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"The real Kent is in a rehab clinic."
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"We all wish him the best..."
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"Again."
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"I love the holiday season."
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"See ya in spring, toes."
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"And from all of us, best wishes for a joyous holiday season."
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"Now in the spirit of the season,"
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"I will be nice to a sick kid."
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"For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"it's the most wonderful time of the year"
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"And everyone telling you"
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"(MEOWING)"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Oh, my God! A DVD player!"
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"Oh, Carl, you remembered I like TV."
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