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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Beauty Queen (S04E04)

"[ Beeping ]"
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"You made a big mistake, Skinner."
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"Pick the red, get ahead. Pick the black, set you back."
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"Hmm. I don't recall authorizing this booth."
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"I'd say... 53 years old and 420 pounds."
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"- Ha-ha, you lose! 36 and 239. - Hmm."
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"Hey, Otto-man, I dare you to make this go faster."
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"####[Continues]"
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"- Uh-huh. - Ooh, baby."
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"Okay, you can turn around now."
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"and the recipient of this handsome shoe buffer--"
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"- We'll never have a buffer. - We have one at home."
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"I'd like to be alone, please."
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"- Mmm, no. - How about you, Barney?"
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"Hey, Barney, will you give me 250 bucks for this blimp ticket?"
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"- What are you talking about? - I sent in an application for you."
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"- This is the last thing she needs. - But I think she'll win."
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"You're looking at her through a father's eyes."
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"But that ride meant everything to him!"
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"- She's beautiful. - Wait."
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"- Eyelash implants. - I thought those were illegal."
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"## [ Humming ]"
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"Well, tell you what. This afternoon..."
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"petroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile..."
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"Oh, isn't this dangerous?"
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"She'll see through me like Grandma's underpants."
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"women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters..."
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"Ooh, I gotta call heaven. There's an angel missing."
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"Wait a minute. That's Mom!"
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"- Oh, my goodness! How gallant! - Isn't that nice? Thank you."
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"I know two fellas who are gonna get a special dinner tonight."
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"keeps such a trim figure."
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"not step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, pause!"
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"And the winner is... Lisa Simpson!"
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"Hey, I'm starting to think I can win."
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"But those other girls are prettier than me."
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"Gasping for air! Having it all!"
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"so I can make our town a better place!"
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"Yeah! Clean up this stink-hole!"
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"[ Panting, Grunts ]"
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"Making a wish! Dreaming a dream!"
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"Oh, that brisket's not sittin' right."
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"And now here's... Lisa Simpson!"
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"It gives me a chance to visit with the girls personality."
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"####[Orchestra]"
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"to turn on the store's "severe tire damage" spikes, here's Little Miss Springfield."
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"Oh, dear. It would be a shame If that pretty dress got wet."
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"I'd say the greater danger is her scepter acting as a lightning rod."
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"Unless it's made out of plastic."
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"Congratulations, Lisa. You're the new Little Miss Springfield."
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"Love that "chewing gum" walk."
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"Very Wrigley."
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"the land of opportunity."
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"to Mr. Bob Hope!"
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"Beautiful."
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"####[Orchestra]"
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"Hello, this is Bob "What the hell am I doing in Springfield" Hope."
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"- ####[Ends] - Hey, how about that Mayor Quimby?"
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"[ Howling Laughter]"
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"- Isn't she beautiful? - Little Miss Springfield?"
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"Mm-hmm. We think you're the perfect spokesmodel for Laramies."
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"But you're a role model To young people."
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"- Homer, those are ice cream men. - I know."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"But this glorified, crossing-guard-of-a-police Chief won't get off his big fat can."
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"- [ Groans ] - Gentlemen, our prayers have been answered."
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"Yeah, and some dip for these chips or somethin'."
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"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"####[Calliope]"
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"[Man]Principal Skinner, "The Happiest Place on Earth'..."
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"is a registered Disneyland copyright."
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"Well, gentlemen, it's just a small school carnival."
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"And it's heading for a great big lawsuit."
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"Well, so did you."
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"You got an ex-Green Beret mad."
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"- [ Groaning, Gagging ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Copyright expired."
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"And... begin!"
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"This sucks."
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"Good-bye, gentlemen."
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"- [ All Gasp ] - [ Coughing ]"
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"Get your haggis right here!"
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"Chopped heart and lungs..."
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"boiled in a wee sheep's stomach!"
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"Tastes as good as it sounds!"
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"Good for what ails ya!"
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"[ Mutters, Groans ]"
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"####[Rock Over P.A.]"
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"Ooh! Challenge accepted!"
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"- I'll be in Mexico till this thing blows over. - [Spectators Gasping]"
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"[ Yelling, Shouting ]"
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"Oh, boy! A "spookhouse"!"
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"Hand over all your money."
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"- [Milhouse Grunts] - Was it scary?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"- So, girlie, you like roller-skating? - No."
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"Yeah, everybody loves roller-skating."
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"- [ Gasps ] - [Spectators Laughing]"
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"Oh, my God! I'm ugly!"
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"Now, in a moment, we'll be raffling of four grand prize--"
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"a ride on the famous Duff Beer blimp!"
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"A ride on the Duff blimp."
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"You see the circular pattern on those fields?"
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"- That's from central-pivot irrigation. - Wow."
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"Now let's see what's happening at the Super Bowl."
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"[ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"[ Crowd Chanting ] Homer! Homer! Homer! Homer!"
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"- [ Chanting Stops ] - [Man]Oops. Sorry."
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"[ Chanting Continues ] Homer! Homer! Homer!"
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"[ Softly] Homer! Homer! Homer!"
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"But first, our second-prize winner..."
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"Ned Flanders!"
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"[ Gasps ] Ah!"
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"- [Man]Go, Ned! - Oh, it's no fair."
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