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Clips from The Simpsons - Moonshine River (S24E24)

"D'oh!"
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"which, like all our town showcase events,"
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"The Making of the Empire State Building,"
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"Part One, The Basement."
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"Gap's too small!"
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"A peloton?"
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"of the Tour De Springfield bike race."
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"Well, uh, let's, uh, all start tapping our toes"
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"to the sounds of Scab Calloway and his non-union band."
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"I need to zing my sister."
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"Okay, but you have to do your homework."
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"Hey, Lise, your dance partner"
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"Now, you listen to me, Bart."
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"because he really likes me."
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"Hey, plenty of babes have docked in Porta de Barto."
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"Yeah, for about a week."
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"But as soon as they get to know the real you,"
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"That's why you're alone tonight."
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"If the late, great Nora Ephron taught us anything, it's..."
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"Oh, man, Lisa's right."
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"None of these relationships lasted very long."
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"Why did I have to get so needy at the planetarium?"
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"Is that the only reason?"
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"All right, who took the microwave?"
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"My ex-girlfriends."
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"by drunk dialing."
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"Hey, it's me again."
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"He's there, isn't he?"
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"Well, I hope this doesn't sound weird,"
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"Um, that's awesome, but I think I'll visit my ex-girlfriends"
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"Hey."
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"I was thinking about you."
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"Eat fist, jerk."
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"and not giving me a kiss."
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"She's pretty cute for Cletus's daughter."
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"Yeah, she liked to drink milk as a kid instead of white paint."
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"Is Mary here?"
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"Does Mary still like this boy?"
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"I don't know what that girl likes anymore."
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"That's enough out of you."
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"But I just--"
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"Yup, New York."
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"I don't know if we should be up here, Bart Simpson."
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"But they're playing the Purple Sox."
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"Come on, Dad, you love New York."
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"the last time we went to New York?"
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"Tough cookie, huh, well, watch me take a bite out of ya."
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"and snap you into last week?"
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"You're selling milk, J.J., and I got a sour stomach."
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"It's all set, boy."
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"Lord, you're testing me, aren't you?"
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"Look at this place."
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"Only in America."
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"Books."
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"Come on, let's go find Mary."
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"Hey!"
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"You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy."
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"hates you but you can't get it together to leave."
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"I'll get us some ice cream."
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"What's the matter, darling?"
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"I'm sitting here waiting for a girl that's never gonna show up."
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"What makes you so sure?"
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"There's a storm a-brewing down there."
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"Well, there's a girl a-standin' right here."
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"My whole life here is a bunch of lies."
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"Keep my secret!"
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"You little!"
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"Just once, I'd like your father"
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"to be on a jumbotron for something good."
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"Giuliani!"
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"They let Sideshow Bob out of prison again."
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"Trying to find high culture at low prices."
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"Can I do a rap in the middle of it?"
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"♪ Kind of liked him way back when ♪"
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"Rolling on my skateboard,"
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"♪ I thought my old ways I had shed ♪"
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"♪ But I sure missed his cylinder head ♪"
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"I really like you, Bart Simpson."
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"Well, uh, idiot, it says Zaybar's on the package!"
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"We all work at Zaybar's."
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"I was thinking amateurs only."
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"Well, my only professional job was playing"
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"You fresh-made tacos will never"
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"I must warn you, I have crippling stage fright."
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"Pepper spray and power wash-- the New York hug and kiss."
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"Here you go, little fan."
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"there'll be other Mary Spucklers,"
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"Well, if that ain't aren't the isn't."
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"Aw, look at that."
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"And if you're worried about when the air conditioner"
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"But we're here to ask if you have an idea for a couch gag."
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"The best submission will be animated and appear on the show."
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"Do we screw them on the credit?"
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"I'm submitting mine now."
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"This is Kent Brockman at the 1st Annual Springfield Grand Prix,"
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"Aw!"
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"Wait for the gap..."
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"Homer, we can buy Scotch tape tomorrow."
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"Apparently, today is also the final stage"
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"I hear tapping from inside."
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"What's goin' on?"
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"We're not having a baby."
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"Oh, brother."
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"Let's dance."
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"Geek leak!"
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"Hey, Bart, at least I've got a date."
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"Dance with me, please."
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"Just move your girdle, Yertle."
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"just made the cover Dorks Illustrated magazine."
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"I know that's a zing, but still..."
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"Milhouse may not be the perfect date."
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"- But... - Landed it!"
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"At least I'm with someone who tries a little too hard"
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"Oh my God, is that true?"
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"Yeah, I'm afraid Lisa's right, son."
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"I ain't here with no one."
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"Three days."
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"One recess."
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"Half a field trip."
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"Boy, if anyone needs me, I'll be taking a popcorn bath."
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